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Default Chink Girls Poison Chocolates With Cooter Blood! - 02-09-2014, 07:12 PM

One more reason to avoid eating any chocolates made in chinkland: They put cooter blood in it!

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TRENDING: Women give men Valentine's Day chocolates made with their own menstrual blood

Here's a Valentine's Day surprise that nobody would like, and we should also warn you that if you are currently eating something you might want to stop before you keep reading. A disturbing new trend has recently surfaced in Japan where women mix spit, hair and menstrual blood in the chocolates they make for men on Valentine's Day.

In Japan, when girls give chocolates to the boys they like on Valentine's Day, it's known as "honmei choco," which translates to "true feelings chocolate," but this chocolate contains way more than feelings.

One such woman posted, "This year too, I’m praying that I can succeed in love, and the time has drawn near when there will be lots of boys around who will eat my scary hand-made chocolates — that I’ve made by mixing in my own blood and spit — without even knowing it."

Another person said, "It’s Valentine’s in just two weeks’ time. All you virgins who’ve never received chocolates probably don’t know about this, but in hand-made chocolates from girls, at the very least, there’ll be blood and spit, and hair that has been ground finely in a mixer. Since these are hand-made from the heart, please be sure to eat them alone in secret ♥︎" YIKES!!!!

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Default Re: Chink Girls Poison Chocolates With Cooter Blood! - 02-09-2014, 09:45 PM

Hypothetical question- what if one accidentally mistook these for some type of jap Girl Scout cookie and actually ingested some?


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Default Re: Chink Girls Poison Chocolates With Cooter Blood! - 02-09-2014, 10:42 PM

This is one of many reasons my wife, Mrs. Hutchins, does not have any heat sources in her Menstra-Hut™. She gets sent off with a loaf of bread, a package of Bologna and some wrapped American cheese slices, food that will last on a counter for 14 days.
Over the years, she has finally learned that if she is with child, she gets to stay in the kitchen and have hot leftovers. So I doubt she spends more than a month a year out there. However, I do not like to pry into her private business.
Back on topic, I cannot imagine anyone liking that. The smell alone is horrendous.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Chink Girls Poison Chocolates With Cooter Blood! - 02-10-2014, 03:02 AM

Maybe they should send the chocolates idea to Europe, or Britain. I am sure they would love to have some Bloody candy.


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Default Re: Chink Girls Poison Chocolates With Cooter Blood! - 02-10-2014, 09:01 AM

It all sounds like WITCHCRAFT! And of the most repellent sort!

Not to mention that candymaking is a fine art, and since they're schoolgirls who probably can't even see straight out of those slanty little eyes, the hateful "surprises" must look wretched, too.

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Default Re: Chink Girls Poison Chocolates With Cooter Blood! - 02-10-2014, 02:39 PM

That's what you get for having a feminist girlfriend. They mix chocolate with cooter blood to keep you around and put lethal toxin on their private parts to get rid of u.
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Default Re: Chink Girls Poison Chocolates With Cooter Blood! - 02-11-2014, 06:44 AM

So much sin happens on a day of lust and vice!


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Default Re: Chink Girls Poison Chocolates With Cooter Blood! - 02-11-2014, 08:39 AM

First of all we need to understand what "female" means in a place like England. Let's pop over to Cambridge.

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Cambridge's first transgender mayor and mayoress have tied the knot – and entered a civil partnership together.

Former city councillors Jenny Bailey and her partner Jennifer Liddle, both of whom were born as boys but went through gender reassignment later in life, made history when Ms Bailey was chosen as first citizen of the city in 2007.

Ms Liddle served as her consort during her year of office, after which Ms Bailey stepped down as a councillor.

They both spoke exclusively to the News prior to Ms Bailey’s mayoralty, and when she stepped down in 2008, they moved out of the city to Woodditton, near Newmarket, where they work designing technology for radio systems.

Yesterday the couple went to Shire Hall register office in Cambridge to set the official seal on their relationship by forming a civil partnership.
So, hoping that they were in fact lesbians, these wretches mutilated themselves and hung out at their local homosexualist pick-up joint. What beautiful eyes you have.

At what point exactly they discovered they'd hooked an alternatively gendered person is not clear, but who cares? Let's vote them in as mayor and lady mayoress pass the salad dressing sweetie.

OK, this is England. Anything goes. Having redefined the sexes—and let's be clear, gender is a characteristic of grammar not animals as this pair must certainly be described—it's time for the sausage jokes I am revolting even as I type.

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A drunken senior paramedic disgusted colleagues when he put some of his pubic hair on their food at an East of England Ambulance Trust Christmas party, a disciplinary panel heard yesterday.

Kevin Hamlyn, a duty operations manager, is also accused of making lewd gestures with a long balloon and quizzing one attractive reveller about her sex life.

Hungarian-born Ildiko Vida, who had gone to the party with her boyfriend, said Hamlyn was ‘very drunk’ when he arrived at the East of England Ambulance Trust do.

A three-course meal had been laid on for staff at the Marriott Hotel in Peterborough in December 2010.

But Miss Vida said Hamlyn, 41, was responsible for a series of disgusting incidents.

She said she saw him using a long balloon as an extended penis and gesturing towards other guests.

She alleged he forced the head of female paramedic Lesley Hall into his groin as a joke.

And she said Hamlyn threw food at other colleagues and chewed some before going to a nearby table to spit it out pretending to be sick.
Now for any Hungarian to be disgusted takes some doing, existing as they do on the conjunction of the North/South gypsy trade route raeching from Afghanistan to Archangel and the East/West Silk Road from China to Venice,

Heathen central.

There are no balloons in the Lizalor household and maniacs are instantly identified with full repulsion.

Would Rob Ford stoop so low? February 14th is fast approaching and elected representatives whether from Cambridge, Toronto or Japan (whoever they happen to be) will be out there for Satan.



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Default Re: Chink Girls Poison Chocolates With Cooter Blood! - 02-11-2014, 04:07 PM

Sometimes the devil telegraphs his punches. These Korean feminazis are trying to trick men into doing something (if not two things) to outrage God:

[Acts 15:28-29 KJV] 28 For it seemed good to the Holy Ghost, and to us, to lay upon you no greater burden than these necessary things; 29 That ye abstain from meats offered to idols, and from blood, and from things strangled, and from fornication: from which if ye keep yourselves, ye shall do well. Fare ye well.


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Default Re: Chink Girls Poison Chocolates With Cooter Blood! - 02-11-2014, 09:03 PM

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This is one of many reasons my wife, Mrs. Hutchins, does not have any heat sources in her Menstra-Hut™. She gets sent off with a loaf of bread, a package of Bologna and some wrapped American cheese slices, food that will last on a counter for 14 days.
Over the years, she has finally learned that if she is with child, she gets to stay in the kitchen and have hot leftovers. So I doubt she spends more than a month a year out there. However, I do not like to pry into her private business.
Back on topic, I cannot imagine anyone liking that. The smell alone is horrendous.
I think you truly have the right idea. Between the crazy hormones and the odor there aren't many choices left for a man.
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Default Re: Chink Girls Poison Chocolates With Cooter Blood! - 02-12-2014, 11:47 PM

Pastor Zeke, thanks for alerting True Christians about the sinister Chink practice of using cooter blood as "flavoring" in chocolate candy. This just goes to prove that you should never trust so-called "organic food."

As my company is the largest manufacturer of Valentine's candy in the world, I can assure everyone that cooter blood is not part of our standard recipe. You definitely won't find it listed on the ingredients label!

Of course, every so often - just as a gag - we like to add a little menstrual blood and pork fat to some of the halal food products that we ship to the Middle East, but I can assure you that we never use those additives in edible goods destined for the US market. Indeed, not only is there no cooter blood, but there are no animal or vegetable ingredients in our standard candy formula. Even our chocolate candy - manufactured fresh daily in Shanghai, China - doesn't contain real chocolate or any other organic substance. Although I can't reveal everything in our secret patented recipe, the main ingredients are highly refined compounds of coal tar, recycled motor oil, melamine, dioxin, cadmium (from our nearby battery factory) as a preservative, plus artificial flavors and colors.


Our food warehouse in Shanghai

I'm proud to say that there are 0% trans-fats in any of our food items! And it goes without saying that all of our edible products are FDA-approved. The FDA - which was recently privatized and is run by my company - makes no compromises when it comes to the health and safety of Americans!


Kids love it!

In summation, I just want to state that the Uranus Corporation maintains the highest quality food safety standards in the whole world. You can trust us to supply 100% of your family's nutritional needs!

After all, if you can't trust Uranus, who can you trust?


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Default Re: Chink Girls Poison Chocolates With Cooter Blood! - 02-13-2014, 10:17 AM

Do you adjust your products for the nutritional requirements of New Zealanders (or the Falkland Islands)? I am thinking of a holiday and would like to know what labels I should be aware of, if any.

Do you export to Antarctica? There are some attractive packages available just now but it's likely that British items would be pushed by cynical operators. Also some interesting Russian ships out there too so whatever you can suggest will be most helpful. Thanks.

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