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Default Business Opportunity - Jesus and Coffee - 06-01-2018, 06:58 AM

You've all probably now seen the news headlines about Starbucks - two young buck nigra's asked to use the bathroom without purchasing anything and were denied access to the facilities. Then they proceeded to sit down and occupy a table without buying anything. They were then asked to leave and refused to do so, and the police were called and they still refused - so they were carted away in handcuffs. Of course the whole episode was captured on video and went "viral".

It's definitely unfortunate that this incident had to happen, but evidently these two young bucks didn't get the memo that Obama was no longer president and there is no more free stuff like ObamaPhones, ObamaCare, and dumps.

Equally unfortunate is that the CEO of Starbucks (probably raised on too much Jane Goodall), a multi-national corporation, is one of those LIEberal socialist snowflakes that's willing to turn over the vast resources of the company to just about anyone - declaring that everyone is a "customer" whether they purchase anything or not.

It doesn't take much in the way of genius level IQ to predict what is going to happen when all the Starbucks locations are turned over to junkies, derelicts, vagrants, vagabonds, drug addicts, panhandlers, homeless people, loiterers, bums, hipsters, perverts, prostitutes, hobos, abortionists, illegal immigrants, Mexican gangs, and transgenders. Starbucks stock is bound to take a dive like a 747 with a massive engine failure once this new "plan" is fully implemented.

These dire times for the company are not without an upside, and an opportunity exists for a leveraged buyout or hostile takeover that True Christians™ can take advantage of. I see turning all 28,000 world wide locations into storefront Christian ministries called "Jesus and Coffee" - a place where you can come, relax, and enjoy a cup of Joe and talk about Jesus. It's likely to be more popular than Chick-fil-A - and at a price of pennies on the dollar once the stock takes a dump and turns the company into a shithole.

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