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03-23-2011, 12:08 AM
Friends, the Bible is a perfect book. Anything not specifically mentioned in it can be worked out using simple common sense and logic.
For example, masturbation. God was displeased enough with Onan for spilling his seed that He slaughtered him (Genesis 38:9-10), but otherwise there are no explicit instructions for what to do with a masturbator, but there are implicit instructions.
It's simplest and most straightforward fact is that touching oneself for pleasure is a homosexual act, so it would seem that Leviticus 20:13 would cover that, but what does the scripture say?
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
It's clear here that the Lord is talking about an act of sodomy with another man, not an act of self-sodomy.
But when someone is defiling himself through a lonely act of self-pleasure, he isn't thinking of baseball or cars. He is thinking of someone who is getting him aroused! JESUS HIMSELF said "Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)
The LORD knows that such looks lead to sick pleasures, because immediately after he said, "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." (Matthew 5:29-30)
Cast into HELL! And He would have the courts of the land send you there quickly...
Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
Both the man and the woman he has adulterous thoughts about shall surely be put to death (legally through a court of law)!
The facts couldn't be any more clear. We all know that masturbation, in addition to being a homosexual act, is an act of adultery and the Bible is clear on what the punishment for adultery should be. The punishment for masturbation should be death.
Case closed.
Friends, join with me in writing to your government representatives both state and federal and DEMAND that they FIX THE LAW so that masturbators are put on death row beside the murderers they are so clearly equal to!
Thank you and God bless.
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03-23-2011, 03:01 AM
Amen Sister! I can just envision it now; a future where having the death penalty in place completely dissuades sinners (as it does now for other crimes) and masturbation becomes a thing of the past!
However, I do have to comment about this...
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Both the man and the woman he has adulterous thoughts about shall surely be put to death (legally through a court of law)!
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Now, maybe I'm being a tad liberal about this, but I just can't help but feel a little sorry for those poor boys led into committing crimes worthy of death by degenerate harlots.
Perhaps a sensible solution would be to just cut off the right hand of first-offender boys, while still putting the sluts to death for leading them into sin? We Christians should be a forgiving bunch, after all.
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
03-23-2011, 03:08 AM
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Now, maybe I'm being a tad liberal about this...
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
03-23-2011, 03:21 AM
Sinners who masturbate enrage Jesus. Those who enjoy it cause Him to vomit with rage.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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if the lord vomited every time i masturbated, he would need to see a doctor. :")
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if the lord vomited every time i masturbated, he would need to see a doctor. :")
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It appears you are not familiar with the scriptures, raviolibrain. God does not need to see a doctor because He is the ultimate master of disease (Exodus 15:26) and He can heal all sicknesses (Matthew 4:23). I suggest you spend more time in Scripture before making ignorant comments about our LORD. Perhaps get a God-fearing husband to train you in the Christian way.
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03-23-2011, 07:05 AM
Sister, if the Bible says so, it must be true.
I am certain once our youth realizes that masturbation leads to certain death, they will all stop doing these nasty things. I don't understand why they do it anyway. Sex is a horrible experience that we only have to endure to please Jesus.
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03-23-2011, 07:34 AM
Reading this thread makes me feel guilty and dirty.
Is that good or bad? Have I done a good or bad thing?
Please, what should I do?
I submit to your superior judgment.
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
03-23-2011, 12:27 PM
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……while still putting the sluts to death for leading them into sin?
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Perhaps it would be possible to find out which strumpet had insinuated her image into he boy's (or man's or woman's) mind, precipitating the masturbation activity? She could be sought out and executed. I think The Bible seems to say teaches that the masturbator (or masturbatrix) should be stoned.
In any event, self pollution leads to insanity, which is demon possession. That is common knowledge. Jesus is able to get that demon out, and by focusing our thoughts on Him we find true fulfillment, dying to self - a sort of little death - leading to release from "the real thing" and the assurance of eternal life.
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24 For whosoeuer will saue his life, shall lose it: but whosoeuer will lose his life for my sake, the same shall saue it.
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
03-23-2011, 02:21 PM
I had a long chat with Jesus the other day as he was hanging outside the Home Depot waiting for some labor opportunities to pass him by. He informed me that is was to think of God as so cynical and cruel to his own creation as to give them the ability to experience pure love and ecstasy through masturbation and consensual sex and then tell them that such an act was to be punishable by the ending of such an amazing life.
I am trying to bring out the ludicrous nature of such an argument through harmless mockery.
God bless you guys for your dedication to your religion but you must realize that God is love and that nitpicking certain passages and taking them as literal text is dangerous, hateful, self-righteous, and off-putting.
I am simply raising the point that you are not bringing people to the word of God that you so adore but rather putting them off. Please, have a conversation with me, don't bash my 'sinfulness' as I know only God can judge me, but rather speak with me, as one of Gods creations can speak to another. This means no quoting passages, nor banishing me to a pit of fire and brimstone but rather comparing theologies.
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03-23-2011, 02:38 PM
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I am trying to bring out the ludicrous nature of such an argument through harmless mockery.
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"Harmless" mockery?
Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
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Please tell us where in scripture it tells us not to take the Bible literally. Tell us where God commands us to ignore His Word.
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Please do a little research before posting. If you think only God can judge you, you obviously haven't read the thread that asks for "noobs" to read before posting. (I don't even have to link to it, just go to the main forum menu!)
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
03-23-2011, 04:24 PM
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God bless you guys for your dedication to your religion but you must realize that God is love and that nitpicking certain passages and taking them as literal text is dangerous, hateful, self-righteous, and off-putting.
I am simply raising the point that you are not bringing people to the word of God that you so adore but rather putting them off. Please, have a conversation with me, don't bash my 'sinfulness' as I know only God can judge me, but rather speak with me, as one of Gods creations can speak to another. This means no quoting passages, nor banishing me to a pit of fire and brimstone but rather comparing theologies.
One love,
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Friend,
Yes, finally judgment is The Lord's. However judgment of forum postings are the judgment of us moderators.
Now what does you post have to do with masturbation? Right now you are off topic.
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
03-23-2011, 06:15 PM
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I had a long chat with Jesus the other day as he was hanging outside the Home Depot waiting for some labor opportunities to pass him by. He informed me that is was to think of God as so cynical and cruel to his own creation as to give them the ability to experience pure love and ecstasy through masturbation and consensual sex and then tell them that such an act was to be punishable by the ending of such an amazing life.
I am trying to bring out the ludicrous nature of such an argument through harmless mockery.
God bless you guys for your dedication to your religion but you must realize that God is love and that nitpicking certain passages and taking them as literal text is dangerous, hateful, self-righteous, and off-putting.
I am simply raising the point that you are not bringing people to the word of God that you so adore but rather putting them off. Please, have a conversation with me, don't bash my 'sinfulness' as I know only God can judge me, but rather speak with me, as one of Gods creations can speak to another. This means no quoting passages, nor banishing me to a pit of fire and brimstone but rather comparing theologies.
One love,
Dave
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I received an infraction from Mrs. Mary Whitford for this comment. All I am trying to do is understand your point of view. If someone would be so kind as to explain to me this view on masturbation or any other perception of your choosing I would gladly reply in a civilized, respectful manner. If not, it seems as though such a perspective is not worth holding.
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03-23-2011, 06:37 PM
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I received an infraction from Mrs. Mary Whitford for this comment. All I am trying to do is understand your point of view. If someone would be so kind as to explain to me this view on masturbation or any other perception of your choosing I would gladly reply in a civilized, respectful manner. If not, it seems as though such a perspective is not worth holding.
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You received an infraction for trying to dictate to us how we converse on our forum. If you wish to dictate what is or isn't allowed in a discussion you are free to start your own forum. This is a Christian board, so to come here and demand that we not quote scripture is ridiculous!
We follow the Word of God, the Holy Bible (King James 1611), literally and passionately. Asking us to explain how we feel about something without expecting us to include how God wants us to feel about it is ludicrous and insulting.
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03-24-2011, 01:37 AM
The death penalty is more than those sinners deserve.
They may claim to enjoy this heinous act,but deep down they know it is wrong,and that it will lead them into the deepest pits of hell.
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03-24-2011, 02:42 PM
What if I were to tell you I masturbated twice today? What if i were to say that not only am I happy, healthy, and horny but that somehow I am still breathing. According to your scripture texts God should have struck me down already am I correct?
Perhaps your interpretation of such text is misguided... just a thought.. but what do i know, I am just a lowly old sinner. You claim a belief in god, but all the while believe you are god (divine knowledge, ability to judge others for sins, claiming a direct knowledge of gods will, and the list goes on)
Your point that the "sky is blue" is not up for interpretation is terribly ignorant. In fact, the word "blue" refers to the characteristics of energy in the form of light. "Color" as we see it is in fact our brains interpretation of this energy, that is, people who are deemed color-blind simply see this energy in a different way. Not wrong or right, just different. So yes, the words within the bible are up for interpretation. Checkmate.
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I don't believe this is reasonable or even possible.
Just being honest with you.
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Amen Sister! I can just envision it now; a future where having the death penalty in place completely dissuades sinners (as it does now for other crimes) and masturbation becomes a thing of the past!
However, I do have to comment about this...
Now, maybe I'm being a tad liberal about this, but I just can't help but feel a little sorry for those poor boys led into committing crimes worthy of death by degenerate harlots.
Perhaps a sensible solution would be to just cut off the right hand of first-offender boys, while still putting the sluts to death for leading them into sin? We Christians should be a forgiving bunch, after all.
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
03-23-2011, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
Friends, the Bible is a perfect book. Anything not specifically mentioned in it can be worked out using simple common sense and logic.
For example, masturbation. God was displeased enough with Onan for spilling his seed that He slaughtered him (Genesis 38:9-10), but otherwise there are no explicit instructions for what to do with a masturbator, but there are implicit instructions.
It's simplest and most straightforward fact is that touching oneself for pleasure is a homosexual act, so it would seem that Leviticus 20:13 would cover that, but what does the scripture say?
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
It's clear here that the Lord is talking about an act of sodomy with another man, not an act of self-sodomy.
But when someone is defiling himself through a lonely act of self-pleasure, he isn't thinking of baseball or cars. He is thinking of someone who is getting him aroused! JESUS HIMSELF said "Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)
The LORD knows that such looks lead to sick pleasures, because immediately after he said, "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." (Matthew 5:29-30)
Cast into HELL! And He would have the courts of the land send you there quickly...
Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
Both the man and the woman he has adulterous thoughts about shall surely be put to death (legally through a court of law)!
The facts couldn't be any more clear. We all know that masturbation, in addition to being a homosexual act, is an act of adultery and the Bible is clear on what the punishment for adultery should be. The punishment for masturbation should be death.
Case closed.
Friends, join with me in writing to your government representatives both state and federal and DEMAND that they FIX THE LAW so that masturbators are put on death row beside the murderers they are so clearly equal to!
Thank you and God bless.
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01-19-2017, 02:57 AM
In accordance with God's perfect judgement masturbation is punishable by death, yet not only this sin but all sin which every human ever has committed in some form or another except for Jesus, the only perfect human. (Romans 3: 23for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God) (Romans 6:23For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.). Would God want us to make a law that puts people who masturbate to death? I don't think so. Remember the woman caught in adultery? Remember what Jesus did, what He said? "He who is without sin cast the first stone". Remember in the sermon on the mount, as Jesus is talking about how we ought to pray, when after he finishes "The Lord's Prayer" he says (Mathew 6)14"For if you forgive men their trespasses, your Heavenly Father will also forgive you. 15But if you do not forgive men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive yours." If God, in His perfect righteousness is able to forgive us, and we are as guilty as them, who are we to judge them. (James 4:12There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, the One who is able to save and destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?) Remember who it was who Jesus came to save? Sinners! He hated the hypocrisy of the religious leaders who thought themselves to be so Holy, when they themselves were sinners as well, and just as deserving of death as those whom they shunned. Is it the fact that we asked for forgiveness that makes us so worthwhile or is it that Jesus took our place on a cross to satisfy the perfect judgement of a Holy God toward us? What made us saved in the first place? The fact that we were on a one way trip to Hell due to our sinful nature, but God was merciful to us. I am glad of this site for the reason of confirmation that other's feel strongly that things like masturbation are wrong in God's eyes, punishable by death. I'm possibly more guilty than all of you. So is that where Jesus draws the line, and says, ok, you're done, you can't be saved? No! He says "47Therefore I tell you, because her many sins have been forgiven, she has loved much. But he who has been forgiven little loves little". What you are preaching here is not the gospel of the Kingdom of God, it is the law, which no man has ever fulfilled except that one, Jesus Christ himself, and anyone who believes they are without sin cannot be saved. instead of "unsaved unwelcome" the banner should read "sinners and publicans welcome", as we all are. I truly hope that you will rethink your stand here. What you said that is good is that God's will should be done, we ought to be praying this, Jesus told us to. But we can't forget that not only is a God a perfect judge, but that He is also merciful, patient, gracious, loving, caring, nurturing, and a much better Dad than any of us, let's try not to jump straight to the death penalty, but really look at all of the character of God, and His will, and grow more and more together as a bride to Him as we become more like Him, being knit together in love (as Paul would put it). Wishing you God's peace and love, rest in the anticipation of the Holy Spirit leading you into all the truth, sisters and brothers.
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There is such a thing as paragraphs and punctuation, young lady. Can you try again? This is not The Tweeter after all..
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