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Default Excited to spread my message! - 03-29-2021, 01:38 AM

Hello Christians!

I too am a Christian and am excited to spread my teachings that I have learned. I want you all to understand my wonderful message for all to hear about.... ummm.... God's love. Yeah that'll do for now.


I look forward to talking with all you lovely wonderful fellow comrades in Christ in the future. Hopefully this website will be a good way to start a pet project of mine and work to destroy all the ̶b̶o̶u̶r̶g̶e̶o̶i̶s̶i̶e̶ atheists and help this country undergo the drastic change we need.


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Default Re: Excited to spread my message! - 03-29-2021, 01:46 AM

Also just would like to follow up with some of my favorite Bible verses!

Acts 5:1-11


Matthew 19:23


Matthew 22:21
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Jesus Re: Excited to spread my message! - 03-29-2021, 02:04 AM

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Dear Miss Marxist: I do extend to you a most warm We are pleased that you have found in this overwhelmingly vast interwebs galaxy.

I was about to ask you to ensure that you supply us with the information that we've requested (as found at the top of our friendly Introduction Forum). Then, I noticed that you had given an answer regarding your favorite verse from the . Unless I am missing something, I do not see anything about how you found as your . I hope that your time with us will be about how you can enrich yourself in the teachings of our blessed , and of how you can learn to serve the fully.

Now, I must admit that I am very confused, and somewhat skeptical, of your using the term "comrade", and of whatever plans you have for the ̶b̶o̶u̶r̶g̶e̶o̶i̶s̶i̶e̶ atheists. I do hope that you are not confusing us with Russian persons -- communists, socialists, etc. -- as we have no time for this sort of thing at ; so, please abandon any notion that you may have of introducing us to any Russian nonsense, such as this:



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Default Re: Excited to spread my message! - 03-29-2021, 02:08 AM

Hello and welcome to our friendly forum, dear!

You brought up some good Bible verses. Especially Acts 5:5-6, which teaches us that any person that tries to cheat God deserves to be killed. That is a very important lesson indeed - these verses aren't brought up often enough - just like Malachi:

Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
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Default Re: Excited to spread my message! - 03-29-2021, 02:18 AM

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Now, I must admit that I am very confused, and somewhat skeptical, of your using the term "comrade", and of whatever plans you have for the ̶b̶o̶u̶r̶g̶e̶o̶i̶s̶i̶e̶ atheists.
Oh no of course not! My use of the term comrade has absolutely nothing to do with Marxism which very evil and satanic no matter how popular and how many good ideas it may have.


As for the plans I have for the little slip up with saying bourgeoisie as you can tell I actually meant to say atheists! That was just a slip of the tongue! Whoops!!! Very embarrassing! HAHA!


I have indeed accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. I remember I truly knew he was my Lord and Savior when I heard my pastor say "Religion is the sigh of the unoppressed creature, the heart of a heart filled world and the soul of soul conditions. It is the opium of the people because it is the only drug you need because all other drugs are bad"


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Default Re: Excited to spread my message! - 03-29-2021, 02:46 AM

Hello. I'm glad to hear you're not a Marxist, but I am concerned about your desire to spread 'your' message. What is your message, to be exact? I myself have no message of my own except that I have accepted Christ as my personal savior. Besides that, nothing else that I or any other True Christian™ have to say is 'our' message. The only message that matters is God's!


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: Excited to spread my message! - 03-29-2021, 02:58 AM

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Hello. I'm glad to hear you're not a Marxist, but I am concerned about your desire to spread 'your' message. What is your message, to be exact?
It is about how we as a community need to spread Jesus' love throughout the whole world that way we can have one big community of throughout the entire world, just image the whole world as one big group relying on each other just like Jesus and his apostles did! Surely a Marxist wouldn't want to do that.
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Default Re: Excited to spread my message! - 03-29-2021, 12:16 PM

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...just image the whole world...
I can't picture how this will help you reach your goals.


Ephesians 5:18 And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit
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Default Re: Excited to spread my message! - 03-29-2021, 01:45 PM

Welcome friend.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Excited to spread my message! - 03-29-2021, 02:58 PM

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It is about how we as a community need to spread Jesus' love throughout the whole world that way we can have one big community of throughout the entire world,
That is impossible, dear - Jesus said so:

Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Besides, you wouldn't want Heaven to be overcrowded like some kind of a commie apartment building where a family of five (and their dog) lives in two rooms + kitchen and everybody is spying on their neighbors, not jut because the government orders them to, but also because cheaply built walls are so thin - right?
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Default Re: Excited to spread my message! - 03-29-2021, 06:12 PM

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Hello Christians!

I want you all to understand my wonderful message for all to hear about.... ummm.... God's love. Yeah that'll do for now.


Only message needed sent is The KJV Bible. That said, you don’t sound too sure of yourself. A commitment to Christ hinges on being ABSOLUTELY SURE. No flip flopping like RINOs or liberals. Tell me, how did you find Jesus?
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I can't picture how this will help you reach your goals.
Oh, I don't see any benefit to this, either, dear Brother Dr. Toole. Just having an image of something is not the same as accepting reality for what it is. If there were any merit to this, then we could all stand in front of a mirror, and watch ourselves become 40 years younger.

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That is impossible, dear - Jesus said so:

Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Besides, you wouldn't want Heaven to be overcrowded like some kind of a commie apartment building where a family of five (and their dog) lives in two rooms + kitchen and everybody is spying on their neighbors, not jut because the government orders them to, but also because cheaply built walls are so thin - right?
Oh, you are so correct here, dear Sister Basilissa. I mean, can you imagine if the let anybody and everybody into glorious Heaven? It might sound, to some, like an ideal situation, but that is not what He intended. Why would He want smelly sinners, wearing filthy rags of unrighteousness, into the place that He has prepared, so generously, for us, servants?

Isaiah 64:6 "But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away."

So, I'm afraid that our new friend is mistaken here. What he's proposing is nothing other than a free-for-all, hippie love-in, and I must say: wearing love beads and flowers in one's hair will not suffice when hoping to acquire a mortgage-free mansion in Heaven!

John 14:2 " In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."

Really; who wants unclean people, full of sin, ringing the doorbell to this house?



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Hello Christians!
Hello and welcome to God's favorite country!

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I too am a Christian and am excited to spread my teachings that I have learned. I want you all to understand my wonderful message for all to hear about.... ummm.... God's love. Yeah that'll do for now.
We are already believers here. You should spend energy on converting those who do not believe. A good place to start would be people refusing to drive diesel cars, people watching Disney and sluts.
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I look forward to talking with all you lovely wonderful fellow comrades in Christ in the future. Hopefully this website will be a good way to start a pet project of mine and work to destroy all the ̶b̶o̶u̶r̶g̶e̶o̶i̶s̶i̶e̶ atheists and help this country undergo the drastic change we need.
Please note we try to convert atheists here by gently nudging them in the right direction by showing them Jesus' love. Violence is never the answer, unless God commands otherwise of course.


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(something about bourgeois values)
Surely since the concept of bourgeois townies was originated by either popish Frenchmen or nihilistic commies (except Engels who was more concerned to keep his factories running so he could keep Marx out of his hair) intersectionality between the bourgeoisie and atheists is a moot point? Mostly it's about beards. Just don't mention John Knox.



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GUESS WHICH ONE IS ENGELS?
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Default Re: Excited to spread my message! - 04-06-2021, 03:51 PM

How glad I am to find another fellow comrade here! It is the best new for me since Communism has saved the world (again) with the Sputnik V!

Yes, yes, yes, my fellow communist, are you from the trotskist branch? I mean the real one, not the one that said something slightly differente and therefore has become anti-revolutionary and should be treated as our enemies.


I am kind of quarantined now since I am 92 years old, and still waiting for the vaccine (I refuse capitalist vaccines and only will be shot with Sputnik, or maybe the maoist vaccines from Sinopharm or Sinovac)
But as soon as the pandemic caused by the destructive forces of capitalism is over, maybe we can get together to read "In defense of Marxism", or "Terrorism and communism: a reply to karl kautsky". I can't think of a better way to spend a lovely spring morning!


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Default Re: Excited to spread my message! - 04-07-2021, 10:51 AM

It's funny you should say that. Earlier I was looking for a picture of a communist limousine and although now I can't find it, here's a couple up for sale:

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My purpose had been to show what "equality" meant in communist regimes as they were. I have no interest in the subject otherwise. To what extent do you think the high prices achieved in $ or € terms for these jokemobiles (of which several hundred were built) contributed to sputnik V development?

Looking forward to your reply
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Default Re: Excited to spread my message! - 04-10-2021, 11:39 PM

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Hello Christians!

I too am a Christian and am excited to spread my teachings that I have learned. I want you all to understand my wonderful message for all to hear about.... ummm.... God's love. Yeah that'll do for now.


I look forward to talking with all you lovely wonderful fellow comrades in Christ in the future. Hopefully this website will be a good way to start a pet project of mine and work to destroy all the ̶b̶o̶u̶r̶g̶e̶o̶i̶s̶i̶e̶ atheists and help this country undergo the drastic change we need.


Welcome, please tell us as more about yourself please?


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-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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