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Smile Hello, Landover! - 02-08-2021, 04:46 PM

I'm so glad to have found a website that I can finally show my beliefs in! I was banned in all of the other forums I were in, but I was only showing people God's grace! It got so horrible, that I felt like I was being censored just for telling the unsaved masses that they will burn in Hell. Luckily, my father told me about this forum about Baptists like me who want to get their voice across. I'm just here to make friends with like-minded people, and politely debate with others, so long as they don't flame me.

But enough rambling. My name is Sarah Roberts. I was born in Houston, Texas on January 12th, 2004. My father is the pastor at the Oak Lake church, while my mom stays at home and takes care of me, my three brothers, Luke, John, and Mark, and my younger sister Hannah. I love my parents and my siblings, but I love God and Jesus even more!


Unfortunately, my parents were so busy tithing to the church that they didn't have enough money to send me to a religious school, so I attended a secular public school. I hated it there. My atheist teachers would always teach me about "biologie" this and "evolushon" that. I tried telling them that this was wrong, but they kept on giving me failing grades in science! If I didn't clean up my act, I would be expelled from the school. I was even suspended for attempting to remove the headscarf of one of my classmates. The principal told me to "be more tolerant of other people's beliefs", even though I specifically explained to her that I did not want the poor girl to follow the false prophet Allah and become a terrorist. My parents heard about all this, and they told me that unless they got enough money to send me to a religious school where they teach True Christian values, I would have to follow through with my "science" teachers. I'm hoping for my senior year of high school, I get to go to a religious school and maybe meet new friends.

I go to Oak Lake Baptist church, and yes, we do use the KJV 1611 Bible. Here's my favorite verse:

"And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house." -Acts 16:31

I came to find Jesus when I was at the tender age of nine years old. In one of my earlier replies to another thread, I mentioned my older sister Leah. She was a good Christian girl before it all went down. She loved God her entire life. Like me, she was enrolled in the secular public school system. At first, she was like me, god-fearing, chaste, and obedient.


That was when it happened. She cut her long hair short, she started wearing pants instead of dresses, and she started getting tattoos with words that I can't even say on this chatroom! I still remember my mother's face when Leah came home from school one day. Leah told my mother that if she can't accept the fact that she was a transgender, she would just leave the house. And that she did. I missed her. I wanted her to come back with us.


That was when my father saw me crying in my bedroom. He had just come back home from a long day in church and he told me these words that I will never forget: "My little angel, you know Leah's not coming back... Not with that tranny lifestyle she has. She may not love you, but God does. He loves you, so long as you follow what the Bible says." He soon asked me if I was ready to become baptized. I accepted, and from that Sunday onward, I did my best to ask what the Lord had asked of me. One day, I want to see Jesus in person, and I want to thank Him for all the blessings He has given me.


I hope to meet some new friends in here!


- God bless,
Sarah Roberts


(P.S. Leah, if you're reading this, there is still time. Please repent for your sins. I don't want you burning in Hell while the rest of us are with Jesus in Heaven.)
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Default Re: Hello, Landover! - 02-08-2021, 05:04 PM

Thank you for a lovely introduction! You seem like a such a nice Christian girl. It saddens me to hear about the persecution you suffered in school. It could all be avoided if your mother home schooled you. But, at least you haven't turned evil like your sister!
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Default Re: Hello, Landover! - 02-08-2021, 05:11 PM

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Thank you for a lovely introduction! You seem like a such a nice Christian girl. It saddens me to hear about the persecution you suffered in school. It could all be avoided if your mother home schooled you. But, at least you haven't turned evil like your sister!
Hello, there! And regarding the homeschooling, my father wanted me to see what the outside world was like. He was homeschooled, and so he never got the chance to see it. That's why he enrolled me and the rest of my brothers and sisters into the school system.



He wanted to prove to them that the outside world was a terrible place, full of sinners, heathens, and homosexuals.


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(P.S. Leah, if you're reading this, there is still time. Please repent for your sins. I don't want you burning in Hell while the rest of us are with Jesus in Heaven.)
What a sweet and gentle soul you have! Biblical research shows that using the tranny's God-given name (what they call "deadnaming") is very, very effective. It bores right into their hearts to where they cannot avoid the fact that God does not make mistakes. Rather, He lovingly and carefully personally put together all their little naughty bits just the way He wanted them while they were yet cozy in the womb.

Welcome to the forums, dear!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello, Landover! - 02-08-2021, 06:11 PM

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What a sweet and gentle soul you have! Biblical research shows that using the tranny's God-given name (what they call "deadnaming") is very, very effective. It bores right into their hearts to where they cannot avoid the fact that God does not make mistakes. Rather, He lovingly and carefully personally put together all their little naughty bits just the way He wanted them while they were yet cozy in the womb.
Wow, I didn't know that! Thanks for this information! I hope we can be sisters in God!


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Default Re: Hello, Landover! - 02-08-2021, 08:28 PM

How many soldiers of Christ have you pumped out and are you married? If not, your father’s a failure. These are important questions to answer so that we can get an understanding of where you need to improve and is not meant to shame or incite hostility. Remember, God knows everything and keeping secrets will make you end up in HELL. Luke 8:17 is clear on this so please answer accordingly.
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Jesus Re: Hello, Landover! - 02-08-2021, 08:36 PM

Finally! A demure female that does not prattle on abut her menses and other woman issues instead praising what really matters. God.
Welcome, I look forward to meeting your husband and his sons.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello, Landover! - 02-08-2021, 11:12 PM

Welcome, Sarah. What a lovely introduction!

I have seen some of the online sermons from the Oak Lake Baptist Church. Your clergy seem to take a somewhat casual attitude toward dressing up when in the House of the Lord, but the message is rock solid. I approve!

I will pray that your Jezebel sister Leah gives up on the transgender agenda and returns to the flock and to your loving family. It would be a real shame if she winds up enduring eternal torment in Hell.


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I'm so glad to have found a website that I can finally show my beliefs in! I was banned in all of the other forums I were in, but I was only showing people God's grace!
Praise the Lord! I myself have been banned from Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Reddit, Stormfront, Wikipedia, Conservapedia, Gab, Daily Stormer, Craigslist, Yahoo, CNN.com, foxnews.com, Breitbart, and numerous so-called "Christian" forums because my posts were "too extremist" or "bigoted," all for spreading the Gospel! "Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake. Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets" (Luke 6:22-23).

Welcome. If you really are a Christian, a TRUE Christian, who lives and loves the Bible, then you've finally found your digital, spiritual home.


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I'm so glad to have found a website that I can finally show my beliefs in! I was banned in all of the other forums I were in, but I was only showing people God's grace! It got so horrible, that I felt like I was being censored just for telling the unsaved masses that they will burn in Hell. Luckily, my father told me about this forum about Baptists like me who want to get their voice across. I'm just here to make friends with like-minded people, and politely debate with others, so long as they don't flame me.
Greetings to you, Miss Sarah, and to you, I do extend a gracious . We are so pleased that you have found us in the vast interwebs galaxy, and it is my prayer that your faith in the will grow, as you fellowship with the servants of Almighty , here at .

I John 1:3 "That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you, that ye also may have fellowship with us: and truly our fellowship is with the Father, and with his Son ."

Truly, I am sorry to learn of your sister, Leah, and her rebellious nature, but when one listens to the devil, then one can expect such temptation, to stray and to sin in the wilderness of debauchery.

Matthew 26:41 "Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak."

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Hello, there! Sorry for the late reply, my husband lovingly sent me to the hospital for a few weeks. But yes; I am married. I have a wonderful husband named Matthew, and he is the most devout person in the world. He can recite the whole KJV Bible entirely from memory!


As for my children, I have two sons and a daughter. My sons' names are Michael and Gabriel, and my daughter's name is Rachel. All three of them love Jesus as much as we do.


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Hello, brother James!

Unfortunately, my husband and father are VERY protective of the family; they won't let anyone see us unless he had met them before in person. They are afraid of any liberal policemen knocking at our door.


But I'm sure they both would love to hear from you!


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Hi there! Sorry for the late reply, but my husband is very proud of his Ruger AR-556 semi-automatic.


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Default Re: Hello, Landover! - 03-30-2021, 06:18 PM

PrincessAmerica2004--you are saying all the right things, but your user name is suspect. The only royalty we have here in America is King Jesus.

You also state that you were born in 2004, then many posts later you mention a husband and then several children. How old were you when you were married? And why didn't you mention your husband straight away? Being married and bearing children are your greatest accomplishments.


I'm glad some of the other True Christian™ Brethren and Sistren have welcomed you--I trust their judgment. Still, the whole "Princess" thing is very off putting. You need to be more humble like me. I am so very humble that I didn't even capitalize my user name and it is the veriest epitome of humility.


Just something for you to think about.


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Default Re: Hello, Landover! - 03-30-2021, 06:33 PM

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PrincessAmerica2004--you are saying all the right things, but your user name is suspect. The only royalty we have here in America is King Jesus.
Hi, there. The whole "Princess" thing was a nickname my estranged aunt Julia gave to me as a child. I didn't know what implications it would have if I used that name on the forum.


I wish I could change my username to something more appropriate, but I don't know how to possibly change it on here (And frankly, as a woman, I didn't even bother to think about it.)


Thanks for the feedback, though.


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Default Re: Hello, Landover! - 03-30-2021, 06:36 PM

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You also state that you were born in 2004, then many posts later you mention a husband and then several children. How old were you when you were married? And why didn't you mention your husband straight away? Being married and bearing children are your greatest accomplishments.
Hi, there.


Again, I couldn't even make it to the computer on time. My husband lovingly kept me off of the computer for a while. He said I was "spending too much time on that [can't say that word in this forum] thing."


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Hello, there! Sorry for the late reply, my husband lovingly sent me to the hospital for a few weeks. But yes; I am married. I have a wonderful husband named Matthew, and he is the most devout person in the world. He can recite the whole KJV Bible entirely from memory!
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My husband lovingly kept me off of the computer for a while. He said I was "spending too much time on that [can't say that word in this forum] thing."
So, your husband is a devout person who uses language inappropriate for this forum? This doesn't strike you as inconsistent?


And can you name anyone else who can cite chapter and verse of God's Word?


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Bible Re: Hello, Landover! - 03-30-2021, 06:57 PM

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PrincessAmerica2004--you are saying all the right things, but your user name is suspect. The only royalty we have here in America is King Jesus.

You also state that you were born in 2004, then many posts later you mention a husband and then several children. How old were you when you were married? And why didn't you mention your husband straight away? Being married and bearing children are your greatest accomplishments.

I'm glad some of the other True Christian™ Brethren and Sistren have welcomed you--I trust their judgment. Still, the whole "Princess" thing is very off putting. You need to be more humble like me. I am so very humble that I didn't even capitalize my user name and it is the veriest epitome of humility.

Just something for you to think about.
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Hi, there. Again, I couldn't even make it to the computer on time. My husband lovingly kept me off of the computer for a while. He said I was "spending too much time on that [can't say that word in this forum] thing."
My, what a pleasure it is to hear from you, dear Miss Princess, even if it has been many months since you last sought to have fellowship with us here, at .

Now, then, let's get right down to brass tacks, shall we? Like our beloved Sister Handmaiden, I have the same concerns as she has mentioned. Furthermore, I do wonder if there is a bit of trouble with your home life. For your husband to cuss and swear (and more likely than not: to take the 's Name in vain), it is not an ideal situation for a young woman as she tries to live pleasing to . I do hope that you are in no way in a troubled marriage, Dear, but I must leave you with these pertinent passages from the blessed :

II Corinthians 6:14 "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?"

Ephesians 4:29 "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."

Matthew 15:11 "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man."

It is my prayer that you are in no trouble, and that you will feel that you can speak, in confidence, to the servants of Almighty , for assistance and guidance, in accordance with Holy instruction:

Titus 2:3-5:
3 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of be not blasphemed.


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Default Re: Hello, Landover! - 03-30-2021, 06:59 PM

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So, your husband is a devout person who uses language inappropriate for this forum? This doesn't strike you as inconsistent?


And can you name anyone else who can cite chapter and verse of God's Word?
Sometimes, the things my husband does can be a little... excessive, but I know he has our best interests at heart. I try not to overthink things too much, if that answers your question.


I know my father can cite chapter and verse of the Bible. He is a pastor, after all.


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