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Default newsreviewbooks - 03-18-2021, 07:57 AM

he then shot a very last-spherical 76 on the carmel, ind., path on wednesday to finish in a tie for 2nd with a 4-over 220, 4returned of winner john marshall butler.i played super,” daly ii advised the indianapolis megastar. “it'd had been cool to win, however i still have time. just a couple horrific 3-putts each days, however apart from that i played incredible. i am girl and i crave for men to ravish me im sorry
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Default Re: newsreviewbooks - 03-18-2021, 10:02 AM

You seem to have slipped up on following the Introduction rules. When you come back and tell us what church you go to, how you found Jesus, and what is your favorite Bible verse it would be best to write in American so we can give you a joyful welcome.

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58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


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he then shot a very last-spherical 76 on the carmel, ind., path on wednesday to finish in a tie for 2nd with a 4-over 220, 4returned of winner john marshall butler.i played super,” daly ii advised the indianapolis megastar. “it'd had been cool to win, however i still have time. just a couple horrific 3-putts each days, however apart from that i played incredible. i am girl and i crave for men to ravish me im sorry
Welcome friend! We seem to be drawing in a lot of mentally disturbed people. Are you one of them Austrian people?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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he then shot a very last-spherical 76 on the carmel, ind., path on wednesday to finish in a tie for 2nd with a 4-over 220, 4returned of winner john marshall butler.i played super,” daly ii advised the indianapolis megastar. “it'd had been cool to win, however i still have time. just a couple horrific 3-putts each days, however apart from that i played incredible. i am girl and i crave for men to ravish me im sorry
Dear Miss Books: Whilst your introductory message is simply fascinating, may I point out that you have overlooked our very simple requests, as posted at the top of our cordial Introduction Forum, here at .

I shall refer these to you, in a manner which, hopefully, will simplify things for you:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself.

1) Tell us what church you go to
2) and what your favorite Bible verse is
3) and how you came to find Jesus.

I should like to leave you with some Scriptural support from within the glorious pages of the ; Goodness knows that you could use it.

I Corinthians 14:33 "For is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints."

II Timothy 2:7 "Consider what I say; and the give thee understanding in all things."

Psalm 119:169 "Let my cry come near before thee, O : give me understanding according to thy word."

We do look forward to getting to know you, Dear.


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Default Re: newsreviewbooks - 03-20-2021, 01:17 AM

Sister Isabella, I am not certain that we are dealing with an actual human agent behind the original post. It seems like the outcome of some random word generator.


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Sister Isabella, I am not certain that we are dealing with an actual human agent behind the original post. It seems like the outcome of some random word generator.
Oh, thank you so much for mentioning this, dear Sister Handmaiden; as I had not thought of that. I had wondered, however, if there is a school break going on, with bored youngsters at home. If they have discovered , then it appears that they have sought to have some fun with the righteous, servants of Almighty .

But, after giving more thought to your suggestion of how it could be something other than an "actual human agent" that is pulling a prank, I wondered if it might be one of those robots, such as we sometimes see on the television programs.



I mentioned this to Agatha (my sister), and she agreed. Then, Aggie said that she wondered if robots would attempt to take over the world some day, possibly when the AntiChrist sets up shop. I remembered a time when our dear Daddy (an evangelist) preached something about this, so I decided to refer to his notes, which were based on a situation within the , as it describes such things:

Ezekiel 1:
3 the word of the came to Ezekiel the priest, the son of Buzi, by the Kebar River in the land of the Babylonians.[a] There the hand of the was on him.
4 I looked, and I saw a windstorm coming out of the north—an immense cloud with flashing lightning and surrounded by brilliant light. The center of the fire looked like glowing metal,
5 and in the fire was what looked like four living creatures.
7 Their legs were straight; their feet were like those of a calf and gleamed like burnished bronze.
14 The creatures sped back and forth like flashes of lightning.
17 As they moved, they would go in any one of the four directions the creatures faced; the wheels did not change direction as the creatures went.
22 Spread out above the heads of the living creatures was what looked something like a vault, sparkling like crystal, and awesome.

Obviously, this prophecy is entirely correct and applicable to our current predicament of having other than an "actual human agent" engaging with us:



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