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Default A Famous Bible Verse Says, "Jesus Wept." Why Did He Weep? - 03-30-2021, 08:34 PM

This passage, John 11:35, is famous for its simplicity and power. The passage where it appears discusses an event of that moment, the death of Jesus' friend Lazarus. The Jews around Jesus remarked how much He loved Lazarus.

However, we can see Jesus never said, "I am weeping because Lazarus is dead." And, why would He weep for Lazarus when He knew He could bring his friend back to life? He brought Lazarus back to life shortly after that moment.

In the fullness of time we can understand why Jesus wept. He wept then for the same reason then He weeps today, homerism. Jesus could see clearly the sins that were headed our way and it made Him profoundly sad.

I hope everyone in the world joins Landover Baptist Church in its campaign to eliminate homerism. Let's do it for Jesus.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Love Jesus Re: A Famous Bible Verse Says, "Jesus Wept." Why Did He Weep? - 03-30-2021, 10:00 PM

Today, fag "marriages" are performed in 29 nations and 127 (out of 195) countries allow queers to have anal sex with legal impunity. Homosexuality is commonplace on television and in films, and there are gay entertainers, athletes, politicians, business executives, lawyers, teachers, priests, and even soldiers. I often wonder just how much homo buttsex this all adds up to. How many gays are raping each others anuses at this very moment? Every single man-on-man anal penetration is another crack of the whip on Christ's back.



It is well known that Jesus sees all (Proverbs 15:3), so He has seen every. single. instance of homosexual sodomy since the world began. It is only once you grasp this fact that you can begin to understand the true magnitude of His incomprehensible suffering for humanity. Just imagine what he's going through right now. Two queers fagging through a gloryhole at a truckstop bathroom in Henderson, Nevada. A priest molesting an altar boy in Quebec City. A wild street orgy in San Francisco. A group of Catholic cardinals enjoy a feast of feces seasoned with semen in the Vatican. At a gay nightclub in Berlin, wild faggy goings on. Two teenage queers experiment with each other in Scranton, Pennsylvania. A couple of "married" drag queens fornicate homosexually in Buenos Aires while sodomites shoot a porno film in a cheap apartment in Budapest, and a homosexual deviant abducts and rapes a young boy under a bridge in Tokyo. And it goes on and on and on and on and on and on, every single second of every single day. Gay sex, gay sex, gay sex, gay sex. He has to watch every time, all the time. He can't look away. A neverending stream of anal sex before His eyes.


This is why we Christians are so strongly opposed to sodomy in all its forms. For love of Jesus. This is deity-torture, pure and simple. Nothing less than a vast Satanic conspiracy to attempt to distract God from their many sins with an overwhelming campaign of faggotry, a sodomy smokescreen. Fags and fag enablers (Romans 1:32) are the antichrist, and the monumental success of the gay rights movement over the last few decades is perhaps the single most telling piece of evidence that we are living in the end times (1 John 4:3). No wonder Jesus weeps!


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Jesus Re: A Famous Bible Verse Says, "Jesus Wept." Why Did He Weep? - 04-05-2021, 08:55 PM

And, the is going to be weeping more than ever! Agatha (my sister) just rang, to tell me that not-my-President Sleepy Joe Burden has reversed the rule passed by our beloved President Trump -- the one that did not allow for those LGBT people to have student protections!

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The Department of Justice (DOJ) has told federal agencies that gay and transgender students are protected from discrimination under civil rights laws, reversing Trump administration guidance that limited the impact of a landmark Supreme Court decision last year extending employment discrimination protections to LGBT workers.
https://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...e-protected-by

If I am understanding this correctly, it means that they (the perverted pupils) will receive some sort of protection, which could put them above the rights of other -fearing people! I knew this would happen if Joe Burden were to win the election. The next thing you know, he will be imposing penalties on the servants of , for preaching the glorious Gospel!

Yes, wept. And, I believe he is weeping as I write this; I share great grief.



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Jesus Re: A Famous Bible Verse Says, "Jesus Wept." Why Did He Weep? - 04-06-2021, 05:41 PM

What is it called, 'Occams Razor' (not a joo, I think) the simplest explanation is the correct one.


Think about it logically. God is control of everything. His Divine Plan™ tells us that He has preordained everything.

Even before you are born, God knows when He has you listed for death. So why would anything that happens sadden him? Instead, He has Golden Tears of Joy® seeing His Plan unfold before Him, every detail having been worked out far in advance, executing perfectly.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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