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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 05-13-2021, 10:41 PM

We do NOT tolerate racism here. Remember, the Bible teaches that God is Love. So persons of all races are welcome at our church. Spiritually, I mean. Of course, they aren't all welcome in person.


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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 05-13-2021, 10:59 PM

There are indeed racists on this forum. You can find them by the "Unsaved Trash" label under their usernames. However, racism is against the rules and is not allowed here. There is no member of this forum in good standing who promotes or tolerates racial bigotry.


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Amen, Brother. We know that that Paul's letter to the church of Galatians tells us : "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus." ... For you are all one in Christ Jesus."

Now, we also know that doesn't mean that Jesus wants us to marry outside our socioeconomic class or let boys pretend to be girls so they can sneak into girls' bathrooms at school. There are more than enough instructions in the other books of the New Testament that make God's purpose clear when it comes to distinct rights, responsibilities and treatment for different groups of people.

Paul also writes that men are to be the heads of their wives and slaves are to obey their masters. Jesus's Blood and our fellowship with Him mean that spiritually, we are all okay in God's eyes*. But while we're still here on earth, somebody's got to be boss and white men have clearly been given the divine nod. . . Doesn't mean we excuse racism, though. Jesus loves the little children, be they yellow black or white, after all.

* If and only if we accept or putrid, sinful nature; accept Jesus's saving grace and then follow Him completely and perfectly for the rest of our days.



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There are no racists here. The good white folk of Freehold have worked tirelessly to help try to prop up the races who carry the Curse of Ham (Genesis 9:20). As an ex-Negro as certified by the LBC Commisons Board ™️, I can personally attest that racism has no place here.
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I can personally attest that racism has no place here.
Well that settles it. The Negro said we're not racist, so that should be good enough for anyone. The life of a black Christian like Rutherford here is worth so much more than the lives of a dozen white atheists. All Christian lives matter.


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Why, yes! I consider myself a PROUD racist! Leviticus 2:28 states, "All those who do not represent the lord in their own image and physicality are doomed by sin, and are sentenced to burn in hell, not matter if it was choice or nay."

Racism is what God INTENDED for this world! It is to keep His world pure and clean from the sinners!


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Why, yes! I consider myself a PROUD racist! Leviticus 2:28 states, "All those who do not represent the lord in their own image and physicality are doomed by sin, and are sentenced to burn in hell, not matter if it was choice or nay."

Racism is what God INTENDED for this world! It is to keep His world pure and clean from the sinners!
My dear, there are many Bible verses which tell us to not mingle with people of other races, but I fail to understand how this particular verse does it.

Are you saying that Catholics are a race?



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Why, yes! I consider myself a PROUD racist! Leviticus 2:28 states, "All those who do not represent the lord in their own image and physicality are doomed by sin, and are sentenced to burn in hell, not matter if it was choice or nay."
That's funny, because according to my Bible, there IS no Leviticus 2:28. Leviticus Chapter 2 in fact ends with Verse 16, "And the priest shall burn the memorial of it, part of the beaten corn thereof, and part of the oil thereof, with all the frankincense thereof: it is an offering made by fire unto the Lord." As edifying and instructive as this verse may be, I would direct you, Mr. PROUD Racist, to Proverbs 16:5 instead.


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All those who do not represent the lord in their own image and physicality are doomed by sin, and are sentenced to burn in hell, not matter if it was choice or nay.
The first two chapters have thirty-three verses altogether, distributed as follows:

Chapter One has seventeen verses
Chapter Two has sixteen verses

The passage you cited appears in none of them.
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Are you saying that Catholics are a race?
Is he a follower of Rome? They get pretty mixed up with doctrine and it would explain why he seems to have a different Leviticus.
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Why, yes! I consider myself a PROUD racist! Leviticus 2:28 states, "All those who do not represent the lord in their own image and physicality are doomed by sin, and are sentenced to burn in hell, not matter if it was choice or nay."

Racism is what God INTENDED for this world! It is to keep His world pure and clean from the sinners!
We are not racists sir! I am deeply offended at the inference.


God created the world with a pecking order for a reason. Man of course being at the top of that primary order. As with any subset, it is possible to further divide the results with higher and lower values. So if doing math makes me racist, then I just do not know.


God sends sinners to Hell. Even some White people.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 05-19-2021, 06:13 PM

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We are not racists sir! I am deeply offended at the inference. . . God sends sinners to Hell. Even some White people.
I am also offended. I feel deeply and personally targeted by all these racist accusations.




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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 05-20-2021, 04:43 AM

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That's funny, because according to my Bible, there IS no Leviticus 2:28. Leviticus Chapter 2 in fact ends with Verse 16, "And the priest shall burn the memorial of it, part of the beaten corn thereof, and part of the oil thereof, with all the frankincense thereof: it is an offering made by fire unto the Lord." As edifying and instructive as this verse may be, I would direct you, Mr. PROUD Racist, to Proverbs 16:5 instead.
I thought that seemed a bit made up.


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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 05-23-2021, 04:17 PM

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I thought that seemed a bit made up.
Catholics have their own Bible, some verses are more-or-less the same but others are just ludicrous. Take the example of Daniel in the lions' den. As usual the King's underlings wanted to kill off Daniel and hatched a cunning plan. Their idea was a new law under which no request could be made to any god or person other than the King himself, who was supposed to be a god, for a whole month etc., etc., and no prizes for guessing what the punishment was. Daniel continued praying to God. The underlings snuck around spying on him and reported him to the King.

DANIEL 6:14-22 Then the king, when he heard these words, was sore displeased with himself, and set his heart on Daniel to deliver him: and he laboured till the going down of the sun to deliver him ... Then the king commanded, and they brought Daniel, and cast him into the den of lions ... a stone was brought, and laid upon the mouth of the den; and the king sealed it with his own signet, and with the signet of his lords; that the purpose might not be changed concerning Daniel. Then the king went to his palace, and passed the night fasting ... Then the king arose very early in the morning, and went in haste unto the den of lions. And when he came to the den, he cried with a lamentable voice unto Daniel: and the king spake and said to Daniel, O Daniel, servant of the living God, is thy God, whom thou servest continually, able to deliver thee from the lions? Then said Daniel unto the king, O king, live for ever. My God hath sent his angel, and hath shut the lions' mouths..



There are people who say that, in fact, none of this is historical. They call it a hero legend, set in the past but mentioning real places to lend verisimilitude, yet ultimately a work of fiction. So if that's what's people think, what's to stop them making up more stories? Especially if they're living it up in great big palaces and swanning around in ridiculously overdone robes. Then there's the hats. They just can't help themselves! That Napoleon costume you're so fond of, it's nothing compared with these freaks. Even if you chose the one with real gold braid! And write more stories is exactly what they did. Never mind that they don't agree with the original. Here's two:

DANIEL IN THE LION PIT

They threw Daniel into the lion pit, and there he stayed for six days. In the pit were seven lions, which were given two human bodies and two sheep every day; but for this period they were not given anything, to make sure they would eat Daniel. Now the prophet Habakkuk was in Judaea: he had been making a stew, and breaking up bread small to put in a basket. He was on his way to the fields, taking this to the harvesters, when the angel of the Lord spoke to him, 'Take the meal you are carrying to Babylon and give it to Daniel in the lion pit'. 'Lord,' replied Habakkuk 'I have not even seen Babylon, and know nothing about this pit.' The angel of the Lord seized his head and carried him off by the hair to Babylon where, with a great thrust of his spirit, he set Habakkuk down on the edge of the pit. 'Daniel, Daniel,' Habakkuk shouted 'take the meal that God has sent you.' And Daniel said, 'You have kept me in mind, O God; you have not deserted those who love you'. Rising to his feet he ate the meal, while the angel of God lost no time in returning Habakkuk to his own country. On the seventh day the king came to lament over Daniel; on reaching the pit he looked inside, and there was Daniel, quite unperturbed.

What's all this six days? The Bible is quite clear that the king had such a sleepless night he couldn't wait to get straight down to the lions in the morning. And Habakkuk getting swooped around by the hair? Under such circumstances he wouldn't get very far before it was all pulled out by the roots! God does transport people, Philip for example, but not by jerking him up by his head. That's more like the Brothers Grimm. Previously..

DANIEL KILLS THE DRAGON

There was a big dragon in Babylon, and this was worshipped too. The king said to Daniel, 'You are not going to tell me that this is no more than bronze? Look, it is alive; it eats and drinks; you cannot deny that this is a living god; worship it, then.' Daniel replied, 'I worship the Lord my God; he is the living God. With your permission, O king, without using either sword or club I will kill this serpent.' 'You have my permission' said the king. Whereupon Daniel took some pitch, some fat and some hair and boiled them up together, rolled the mixture into balls and fed them to the dragon; the dragon swallowed them and burst. Daniel said, 'Now look at the sort of thing you worship!' The Babylonians were furious when they heard about this and began intriguing against the king. 'The king has turned Jew,' they said 'he has allowed Bel to be overthrown, and the dragon to be killed, and he has put the priests to death.' So they went to the king and said, 'Hand Daniel over to us or else we will kill you, and your family'. They pressed him so hard that the king found himself forced to hand Daniel over to them.

Well really! That sounds more like Harry Potter than Divine intervention. If the three witches from Shakespeare had concocted some such nonsense, that's about what you'd expect. But Daniel? And where did the dragon come from? Imported by the dozen from obscure African sources who had a secret cache of dinosaurs in a hidden ravine? Ultimately though, once someone's been fed lies long enough @$so-much-per-word to pay for all those robes and idiotic hats, they'll swallow anything. Popes depend on it.









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“DANIEL 14:23-40” N.B. The book of Daniel only has twelve chapters.

(Sometimes this is called BEL AND THE DRAGON 1:23-40 instead.)
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