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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 01-04-2009, 08:13 PM

My best friends and cousin are Gingers and I want to dye my hair red like Gingers. Is that a sin?
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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 01-04-2009, 08:17 PM

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My best friends and cousin are Gingers and I want to dye my hair red like Gingers. Is that a sin?
HEY! How about reading the thread before you ask a question like that?


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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 01-09-2009, 01:25 AM

I hate to break it to you, but Gingivitis is a gum disease.
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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 01-09-2009, 03:29 AM

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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 01-10-2009, 06:16 PM

Stop judging people and try follow in Jesus's footsteps and accept those who are outcasted.
Jesus said it's the sick who need the doctor.
You're not offering very much support for those you see as damned.
Very unlike Jesus
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Stop judging people and try follow in Jesus's footsteps and accept those who are outcasted.
Jesus said it's the sick who need the doctor.
You're not offering very much support for those you see as damned.
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Stop judging people and try follow in Jesus's footsteps and accept those who are outcasted.
I'll accept your advice on following Jesus' example when some Joos nail you to a bit of wood, and not before.


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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 01-11-2009, 11:05 AM

Okay I have decided to make an account and post on this piffletard site, for the simple fact that, you mormons need a lesson in general life and people skills. My friends call me Spike, and you can go to hell if you dont like it. There is nothing wrong with "gingers" or with goths, to be honest most of BOTH of them are good people whom DO NOT worship satan, mean while I do and I have never judged anyone but biggot idiots that are rude and ignorant to anything they DO NOT understand. Yes I realize that I will probably be banned for this comment but I really dont care, for the simple fact that you are racist, ignorant bastards that dont know your head from your ass, "avert your eyes from god" shyt. My god teaches me to look at him as an equal, and to learn ANYTHING that I want. You can stay in your illiterate and irresponcible state of mind, but keep this in mind, no matter what you do you cant change how you were born, so you can shove your hate and fear of gingers, goths, and others up your bible fed ass.
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Spike, friend, you seem a little angry.

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See what happened there Spike?

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[...] My god teaches me to look at him as an equal, and to learn ANYTHING that I want.
Not much of a god if you made him then, is he? You may as well not have one.

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Not much of a god if you made him then, is he? You may as well not have one.

Our God, The Only True God made us - not the other way around -think about it!
Hey dingus, I never said that I made him now did I. In fact my message clearly states that I am a Satanist. And to be honest, the bible was written by pagan men, considering the fact that there was no bible before that nor is there any record of it. All of the religions were polytheistic back then much as mine is today. And no god made me or you, your parents did. And dont start in on the whole soul thing, there is no physical evidance that there even is such a thing as a soul.
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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 01-11-2009, 03:54 PM

So you obviously believe in hell. Are you looking forward to Satan's tallywhacker in your rear ?




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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 01-11-2009, 03:56 PM

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Spike, friend, you seem a little angry.



See what happened there Spike?

That's Jesus talking to you friend. Don't you want to be Saved®?

Honestly I am a little angry for the simple fact of people being put down for their clothing, hair color, eye color, music choices, etc. Ignorance is one thing but seriously do you people even listen to yourselves? And on the topic of being saved, I save myself I need no help from a higher power, And I dont belive that Jesus even existed.
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Hey dingus, I never said that I made him now did I. In fact my message clearly states that I am a Satanist. And to be honest, the bible was written by pagan men, considering the fact that there was no bible before that nor is there any record of it. All of the religions were polytheistic back then much as mine is today. And no god made me or you, your parents did. And dont start in on the whole soul thing, there is no physical evidance that there even is such a thing as a soul.
Who made Satan? You say "God" and I say, "God is the Creator and more powerful than His creation." If you say "Me", I'm right.

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Hey dingus, I never said that I made him now did I. In fact my message clearly states that I am a Satanist. And to be honest, the bible was written by pagan men, considering the fact that there was no bible before that nor is there any record of it. All of the religions were polytheistic back then much as mine is today. And no god made me or you, your parents did. And dont start in on the whole soul thing, there is no physical evidance that there even is such a thing as a soul.
You have a lot of nerve, writing about your superiors in that way. You, dorkus, are the dingus in this world.
You need to learn a little bit about honesty, history, and theology. Your premises leave a lot to be desired, even for a retarded.


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So you obviously believe in hell. Are you looking forward to Satan's tallywhacker in your rear ?
Well considering that Satan protects and helps his followers, and the fact that I am Bi-sexual, dont see how that is even relevent. Satan is a peaceful and caring god, that is life loving and ACTUALLY helps his followers. The aura of hell is a cool peaceful blue, not the fire and brimstone that you think it is.

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Who made Satan? You say "God" and I say, "God is the Creator and more powerful than His creation." If you say "Me", I'm right.

Loser.

Why would I say God made Satan when the simple fact is that it is that man made god, and the men that made god came from a background that belived in many gods, such as I do.

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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 01-11-2009, 04:09 PM

You are an idiot if you believe that man made God. You are even stupider to believe in a Satan, especially if you believe that he was created by a God who doesn't even exist and is thought (by you) to be created by men.

Also, how would you know the color of hell? Have you been there or seen it? Or, do you just assume that it is different than the generally accepted color?


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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 01-11-2009, 04:11 PM

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You have a lot of nerve, writing about your superiors in that way. You, dorkus, are the dingus in this world.
You need to learn a little bit about honesty, history, and theology. Your premises leave a lot to be desired, even for a retarded.

Actually, I know my history, my theology, and Honesty. Considering I was in the united states military I belive I know quite a bit about honesty thank you.... And "A retarded" its like your naming the mentally disabled a disease, which is highly inaccurate. Also how are you people my superiors? I do not even follow you in any shape or form and you are by no regard my superior, you may be in age WHICH is the ONLY thing you have going for you is that soon you shall be dead and the poison that you are spilling into this community will soon be abolished.
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Default Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER - 01-11-2009, 04:14 PM

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You are an idiot if you believe that man made God. You are even stupider to believe in a Satan, especially if you believe that he was created by a God who doesn't even exist and is thought (by you) to be created by men.

Also, how would you know the color of hell? Have you been there or seen it? Or, do you just assume that it is different than the generally accepted color?
Considering I belive in rebirth, yes I belive I have. And I would belive that any form of hell is different than a firey place, considering I would rather be bathed in flames than sit in an icy hell. In my personal belifes there are many planes of existance and there are many forms of each incarnation, to each.
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