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Default Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! - 12-11-2017, 06:05 AM

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Dear Sinner,

Please look at your first post just above your second one. It contained only insults and references to fornicatory violence and you actually thought that that would be a decent way to make your first post on a Christian Forum? It was so rude that it was impossible to let is remain on a Forum that is visited by women and children. Can you see how the constant flow of hate that the newcomers pour down on us eventually affects the rhetoric of the Interwebs and just breeds more hate?!

Matthew 7:5
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

Our mission is to warn the populace that if they go on business as usual, Jesus is not going to spare them come Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17). Their eternity is at stake. Now, are you seriously calling that "hate" when it's in reality our labor of Love.

Now, please tell us how your first post promoted making this world a "beautiful thing"? How does you ad hominem scorn "flatearther" advance your ideals?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer




"dear sinner,"


who are you to judge anyone? you dont know their life story. you dont knows what is going on in their lives. you dont know ANYTHING about ANY of these people, yet you think you have the right to judge them. the only one who can judge any of us is god himself. you have no right to tell people that they are sinners because they are doing something you dont like.
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Love Jesus Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! - 12-11-2017, 07:47 AM

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"dear sinner,"

who are you to judge anyone? you dont know their life story. you dont knows what is going on in their lives. you dont know ANYTHING about ANY of these people, yet you think you have the right to judge them. the only one who can judge any of us is god himself. you have no right to tell people that they are sinners because they are doing something you dont like.
Dear Sinner,

The permission to judge comes from Jesus and is based on the Bible. We shall, in fact, one day judge angels - consider that! Even angels!

1 Corinthians 6:3
Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

Furthermore, it is not OK to judge based on appearance but righteously, for instance, based on what people do!

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

I am more than happy to be also judged based on the same measure!

Matthew 7:2
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

We don't judge people based on what we don't like but based on what Jesus dislikes. An example of the things to judge is as follows:

Proverbs 6:16-19
These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

It was a pleasure to assist you to see the Light (John 1:4).


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! - 12-13-2017, 12:56 AM

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jesus will damn you and that nasty fake wink on your avatar (which by the way is creepy)

can you PLEASE ban me?
or jesus gonna do it for you?

also why is the bible telling the truth? its a genuine question. what made you believe in a book as hardcore as you do?


Let's start with a Bible verse. "Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path." Psalm 119:105. I trust in the Bible because it is the Word of God. Just like we obey the laws of the U.S. government because we believe and know it's our government, we obey the laws of God because we believe in God and know He is real.


America has its form of punishment, prison, and naturally, we don't want to disobey the rules and end in prison. Just so, God has his punishment, which is hell. God has a list of wrongdoings, and they get their just punishment. In Revelation 21:8, God describes some of them "8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."


I'm sure a pastor has a much better answer, but this is a start hopefully.


Mrs. Elizabeth


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Default Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! - 08-17-2018, 10:23 PM

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An important reminder when it comes to tithing a MINIMUM of 10% - that's a MINIMUM of 10% from your GROSS income, NOT your NET. Don't jew Jesus, He KNOWS when He's being gypped!
Now that President Trump has reset the economy to serve the virtuous man and not identity politics, I pray Jesus' friends don't forget Him. He knows who's trying to Jew Him, even if they have clever lawyers.




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! - 11-17-2018, 04:37 AM

Per Matthew 17:25-26, children of the Kingdom are exempt from tithing.

Per Galatians 4:5-7, all Christians are children of the Kingdom.


Therefore, tithing is NOT required of Christians today...only gold-digging Churchians still emphasize it.


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Default Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! - 03-02-2021, 04:56 PM

Friendly reminder this includes and stimulus checks or government hand outs. Those Jews making Pastor Zeke's jet won't throw in baby-softened Rhino leather and gold trim out of the goodness of their hearts you know.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! - 10-10-2021, 09:16 AM

God works in mysterious ways but cash doesn't.
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