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View Poll Results: Should America Bomb Iran?
YES they're muslim 1 0.18%
YES they have oil and they're muslim 2 0.37%
YES they kill Americans 1 0.18%
Yes they have oil, theyre muslim, they kill Americans, and they're getting nukes 5 0.92%
Yes they are enemies of Israel and we need Israel for the Rapture! 0 0%
I'm a compassionate True Christian™ and I want to vote for all of them except the last one which isn't REALLY an option. 524 96.32%
NO, I'm a Demoncrat who hates America and I think we should apologize to all Mudslimes. 11 2.02%
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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 11-28-2007, 09:54 PM

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There is no agreed translation for Arabic to English. I have seen Obama ben Laden's name spelt several different ways.

While there is little difference if ask me between Edwards and your Kucinich, since they both support disgusting, anti-Christians things like peace and balanced budgets none of them support such ghastly hidden Satanic agendas as Hellery Clinton. Her socialized medicine is nothing more than a program to turn all our daughters in rug munching thespians. Hellery is a thespian herself and she has America taken in by her “method” like the country was a teenage girl.
Can you please explain to me how you came to this conclusion about Hillary Clinton? What evidence brought you to this conclusion?

And how is peace and balanced budgets Anti-Christian? Just curious.

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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 11-28-2007, 10:40 PM

Son, being a True Christian does not mean you are a liberal, peace loving hippie.

Ezekiel 26:

1And it came to pass in the eleventh year, in the first day of the month, that the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, 2Son of man, because that Tyrus hath said against Jerusalem, Aha, she is broken that was the gates of the people: she is turned unto me: I shall be replenished, now she is laid waste:
3Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against thee, O Tyrus, and will cause many nations to come up against thee, as the sea causeth his waves to come up.
4And they shall destroy the walls of Tyrus, and break down her towers: I will also scrape her dust from her, and make her like the top of a rock.
5It shall be a place for the spreading of nets in the midst of the sea: for I have spoken it, saith the Lord GOD: and it shall become a spoil to the nations.
6And her daughters which are in the field shall be slain by the sword; and they shall know that I am the LORD.


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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 11-29-2007, 02:55 AM

One cannot conclude from a poll claiming the majority of Americans want to bomb Iran that doing such a thing would be a good idea. The majority of Americans are not well versed in International Politics, nor do they have the time or means to truly observe the situation. The population does not even have access to all the pertinent information needed to make such a monumental decision; one that many lives hinge on. Indeed, Americans supported the idea to invade Iraq enormously. Of course, not one of them realized that the very act was illegal by the U.S. Constitution, and we have come to find that the war in Iraq was a bad idea. A very bad idea. The American people did not understand the situation fully, and apparently, neither did our government. The American way is not to destroy and bomb Iran, as it is illegal by our Constitution. The ignorance on this forum feels much like a giant black hole.

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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 11-29-2007, 03:02 AM

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One cannot conclude from a poll claiming the majority of Americans want to bomb Iran that doing such a thing would be a good idea.
Maybe, maybe not. But since the folks who make the decisions about bombing Iran are elected by a majority of Americans, one can can conclude from such a poll whether it is likely to happen.

Praise God!

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Fixed.

I gave you some links on another thread. Do you think this sentiment towards Iran is confined to this forum?

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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 11-29-2007, 03:52 AM

Whether the word is wisdom or ignorance... it still says it's like a black hole... which consumes and destroys.

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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 11-29-2007, 05:17 AM

Reading this racial, hateful and downright naive talk makes me want to vommit. Being liberal isn't un-Godly. Loving peace isn't un-Godly. I'm pretty damn sure the bible preaches both of those things. Give to others and don't kill.

---------------- can you guys be any more ignorant?

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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 11-29-2007, 05:30 AM

Although killing is wrong, another war may continue to cause the American dollar to drop which may be bad for Americans but for Canadians like me it's just a trip to the bank for some cheap US dollars then its off to Buffalo for a new TV. Keep up the good work America your failing dollar is getting me one awesome home entertainment system.
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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 11-29-2007, 01:46 PM

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Being liberal isn't un-Godly. Loving peace isn't un-Godly.
There is a time for war and a time for peace (Ecc 3:8).

When God decides that it is time for war, standing around slackjawed like Saul (I Sam 15) or Moses' men (Num 31) is no way to win favor with the LORD. You have to be like Joshua, killing every man, woman, child, infant, and farm animal -- everything that breathes (Joshua 11).

Exodus 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.

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---------------- can you guys be any more ignorant?
Friend, I have read the Bible dozens of times and I believe every word of it. I am therefore as educated as a man can get. I am the exact opposite of ignorant.

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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 11-29-2007, 02:29 PM

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How glad I am that I do not live in a wussy country like Sweden, which never invades a weaker country and beats the piss out of its unrighteous inhabitants, or launches unilateral military strikes against civilian targets. Jesus Himself would turn His face away from such a nation.
Amen to that sir! Imagine how it feels like to live in my country. Do we attack the French surrender monkeys for example? Do we participate in the noble War on Terror ? No, we debate. We make choclats and fries. We use diplomacy (hah!).

No wonder the world mocks us. As they should.
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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 11-29-2007, 04:14 PM

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I am truly terrified by the community here at the Landover Baptist Church. How on Earth can you condone and hope for the death of millions of people? I would like one moderator to please, please explain to me, in full, exactly why an assault on Iran would be a good thing? From a Christian persepctive, I could immediatly see that it should be avoided, due to the large amount of MURDER that would be involved. I will not get into the lengthy political reasons why an Iranian invasion would be a total DISASTER for America, Iran, and the World, but will simply focus on the morality of it. How can you morally justify voting for MURDER?
Have you read any of the posts in this thread? Did you just skip One-Eyed Jack's entire post? Did you see the Scripture I posted? Did that seem like MURDER to you as well?
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You spelled bin Laden's name wrong in your post. Way to fail. And why does Clinton get all the Democratic glory? Edwards and Obama are just as frightening to me. Not that I'm a Republican... Kucinich 2008!

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I notice you take great offence at Bin Laden's name being spelled wrong, but don't mention the name of Jesus a single time in your entire post. I think we can all see where your priorities lie.
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Reading this racial, hateful and downright naive talk makes me want to vommit. Being liberal isn't un-Godly. Loving peace isn't un-Godly. I'm pretty damn sure the bible preaches both of those things. Give to others and don't kill.
Care to cite any scripture in support of that?
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Amen to that sir! Imagine how it feels like to live in my country. Do we attack the French surrender monkeys for example? Do we participate in the noble War on Terror ? No, we debate. We make choclats and fries. We use diplomacy (hah!).

No wonder the world mocks us. As they should.
Good point. What exactly is your excuse for not having conquered France yet? Every other country has.


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Good point. What exactly is your excuse for not having conquered France yet? Every other country has.
I see three reasons.

The first is that we are Europeans, so there tend to be a lot of homers here. I'm sure I don't need to remind you of that.

The second is that we have been conquered even more times. Romans, Goths (the real ones I mean, not the Robert Smith lookalikes), Vikings, Austrians, Spanish, Dutch, French, Germans... they all had a go at us. So it's rather obvious that JESUS doesn't love us and we're not really good at fighting back.

The third is that we are too busy fighting amongst ourselves. We have two different un-English languages here, which produces so much phlegm that our 3 tanks and 15 FAL rifles have rusted.

The fourth is that they have nukes and we don't. And we can't count.
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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 11-29-2007, 10:55 PM

Ah yes. Unlike we Americans, who have a president who can speak "some Mexicanish", an educated Belgian can not only speak English, French, and German idiomatically but can cope with Walloon and Dutch too.

Plus you guys have real beer instead of Coors and Budweiser, those mildly alcoholic soda pops which are brewed from soap plant effluent.

I for one wouldn't recommend conquering the French. Who wants to conquer a people who eat garden buntings, snails, and shapeless things dug out of the mud under oak trees? Bleah!

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Who wants to conquer a people who eat garden buntings, snails, and shapeless things dug out of the mud under oak trees? Bleah!

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They even let pigs dig out those shapeless things, the lazy buggers "Truffe" means "I let my pig do the hard work" in French.
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They even let pigs dig out those shapeless things, the lazy buggers "Truffe" means "I let my pig do the hard work" in French.
I thought the French had pretty much handed their country over to the Islamists by now? Their jihadist overlords must find it tricky dealing with a workforce made up mainly of swine. Although still probably easier than trying to get actual Frenchmen to do actual work.


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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 11-30-2007, 05:59 PM

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I thought the French had pretty much handed their country over to the Islamists by now? Their jihadist overlords must find it tricky dealing with a workforce made up mainly of swine. Although still probably easier than trying to get actual Frenchmen to do actual work.
The situation is very complicated. There are about 55 million Muslims in France now, and about 4 million French left. Muslims think that "Renault" and "Peugeot" are French words for pig, so they burn them. That's what you see on CNN. It's all rather confusing. Especially since they are now ruled by an Hungarian immigrant who claims not to like the other immigrants that voted him in in the first place
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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 11-30-2007, 09:12 PM

I wonder if you can fool them dirty Mudslimers into thinking other words mean 'pig' also, so they'll get enraged and burn them too?
Some suggestions I have are: Joo, Cathylik, Homer, Demoncrat, Liebral, Atheist and Jerry Lewis.
What really puzzles me is anyone actually wanting to be French - I suspect the real reason for their rage is realising that the world sees them as 'french Jihadists' - maybe if they stopped referring to them in such galling gallic ways they would calm down a bit? at least until someone pencilled another depiction of their Prophet Moohamhead eating frogs legs or something...


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I wonder if you can fool them dirty Mudslimers into thinking other words mean 'pig' also, so they'll get enraged and burn them too?
Some suggestions I have are: Joo, Cathylik, Homer, Demoncrat, Liebral, Atheist and Jerry Lewis.
To be honest, the more radical towelheads already would like to set fire on all of them (they might not know who Jerry Lewis is)

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What really puzzles me is anyone actually wanting to be French - I suspect the real reason for their rage is realising that the world sees them as 'french Jihadists' - maybe if they stopped referring to them in such galling gallic ways they would calm down a bit? at least until someone pencilled another depiction of their Prophet Moohamhead eating frogs legs or something...
They are indeed very offended by the word "french". Trust me, I have spent some time with these camel cult members, and that's what gets to them most. Let's face it, I would be banned from here in a second if I called you "French" wouldn't I? It's a terrible insult.

Mind you, they are clever buggers. They once asked me why one of their co-terrorists (called Tariq Ramadan <- obviously a fake name ) was a special advisor to Tony Blair, and is allowed to teach in Oxford as a "professor" (hah!), but is not allowed to land on holy US land. As an atheist - which I was before I saw the light- I had no answer.
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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 12-02-2007, 03:17 AM

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To be honest, the more radical towelheads already would like to set fire on all of them (they might not know who Jerry Lewis is)



They are indeed very offended by the word "french". Trust me, I have spent some time with these camel cult members, and that's what gets to them most. Let's face it, I would be banned from here in a second if I called you "French" wouldn't I? It's a terrible insult.

Mind you, they are clever buggers. They once asked me why one of their co-terrorists (called Tariq Ramadan <- obviously a fake name ) was a special advisor to Tony Blair, and is allowed to teach in Oxford as a "professor" (hah!), but is not allowed to land on holy US land. As an atheist - which I was before I saw the light- I had no answer.
Brother Wide-Open. You will have to forgive some of our more stand-offish True Christians here (myself included)for not welcoming you here to these forums in friendlier ways - but you must realise that we must be naturally suspicious of strangers, Euro-fags and any country that speaks French - You fit into all three categories yet you do in fact appear to be quite the exception...A godlier Belgiumeer I have never met.


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Brother Wide-O. You will have to forgive some of our more stand-offish True Christians here (myself included)for not welcoming you here to these forums in friendlier ways - but you must realise that we must be naturally suspicious of strangers, Euro-fags and any country that speaks French - You fit into all three categories yet you do in fact appear to be quite the exception...A godlier Belgiumeer I have never met.
Thank you for the kind words Brother Guy. They touch my heart. However, I urge you to keep your guards up and keep on distrusting me until I'm really Saved! I sometimes have relapses - c'est flex! - into Frenchness and Belgiumness, so Satan is still lurking.
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Default Re: Bomb Iran! ...Its the American Way!!!! - 12-03-2007, 03:49 PM

This topic is about... BOMBING IRAN?????
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