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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-24-2011, 08:26 AM

I don't have one of these phones and I've never seen this game before. In fact, I don't really play any games at all, other than Scrabble and Pictionary (the Bible version) of course.

However, I am firmly against these deviant Angry Birds. How dare they come into MY country and pervert our youth! We need to ban this kind of stuff. Perhaps someone from the Landover legal team can see about getting something started. An injunction against these Apple fellows would be a good start. What we need is a permanent ban, of course.

In the meantime, I'm praying that Steve Jobs, the architect behind it all, is struck down by God. He richly deserves to suffer a lingering death, painful and debilitating every step of his way to the grave. Not sure what's best... some sort of cancer with horrible-and-ultimately-futile radiation or chemotherapy treatments. Praise God! I know He answers prayer!

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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-24-2011, 09:56 PM

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, could you lot be any more retarded???

You people are high up on the list of Things Wrong With This World and I can't wait for the day that you die and you realise The Bible and Jesus Christ is all just a bunch of crap passed down through the ages to scare children into being good and you learn that you've wasted your whole lives beliving in a story as equally preposterous Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Boogey Man

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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-24-2011, 10:01 PM

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In the meantime, I'm praying that Steve Jobs, the architect behind it all, is struck down by God. He richly deserves to suffer a lingering death, painful and debilitating every step of his way to the grave. Not sure what's best... some sort of cancer with horrible-and-ultimately-futile radiation or chemotherapy treatments. Praise God! I know He answers prayer!
Hey mormon, Steve Jobs created Apple and made some computers, phones and MP3 players...he has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the company which created this harmless game.

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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-25-2011, 03:45 AM

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Is it Gabrielle Giffords, the Jewish Democrat from Arizona?

It IS Gabrielle Giffords, isn't it!


Angry Birds taking on the monolithic, Jew-controlled lamestream media?

This game might not be so bad after all. Maybe with a few tweaks, it could be renamed "Angry Tea Party Christian Birds"!
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Hey mormon, Steve Jobs created Apple and made some computers, phones and MP3 players...he has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the company which created this harmless game.
I'm not Mormon. I'm a True Christian™, as it says up there near my avatar. Can't you read?

Anyway, Steve Jobs has everything to do with this game. As you point out, he's the architect behind it all. The man behind the evil gizmo the game runs on. In other words, without Jobs, there'd be no Angry Birds.

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Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, could you lot be any more retarded???

You people are high up on the list of Things Wrong With This World and I can't wait for the day that you die and you realise The Bible and Jesus Christ is all just a bunch of crap passed down through the ages to scare children into being good and you learn that you've wasted your whole lives beliving in a story as equally preposterous Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Boogey Man

Get a clue
Uh..... if you atheists are right, how exactly are we going to realize anything?
If we're right, you'll have an eternity in Hell to think about how arrogant you were for these few years here on earth.

I would chose wisely.


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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-25-2011, 09:36 PM

It's turning out that this is more insidious than we thought. Check out the audience reaction when Jimmy Kimmel announces the development of an Angry Birds TV show!



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Check out the audience reaction when Jimmy Kimmel announces the development of an Angry Birds TV show!
No surprise that this show will be on the Oprah Crap Network.


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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-27-2011, 05:25 PM

Dear Baby Jesus, will it never end?

Edible Angry Birds Cake Toppers:

http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/27...y-birds-c.html



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Dear Baby Jesus, will it never end?

Edible Angry Birds Cake Toppers:

http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/27...y-birds-c.html
Where's the Jew-Controlled Lamestream Media cake topper?

They could make a Rupert Murdoch Angry Bird!


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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-30-2011, 04:55 PM

Oh my!!! Someone should get rid of this entire game! The sexual innuendos are so blatant! I don't want my kids to ever play this game. Masturbation is so wrong. It was so simpler when I was a kid, we never had these kinds of thoughts, but now society is so corrupt that only those truly committed to living an apostolic lifestyle can be saved!
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-30-2011, 05:08 PM

and thats why they must go
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-30-2011, 05:10 PM

BitchnChristn I completely agree with you. Video games were created by the devil to get young children to turn to Satanism. We must stop things like this before our children do something worse. Masturbating is just the start, who knows maybe one day your child will marry a nigra. That is something to be worried about.
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 02-01-2011, 12:04 AM

For everyone who thinks that the game is training them to masterbate. Just think about everything else in your life that teaches you to do sexual acts!! Things like: EATING BANANAS, TURNING DOORKNOBS, BRUSHING YOUR TEETH, TURNING THE PAGES OF A BIBLE, KNEELING IN CHURCH, PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON YOUR LAP!!!! WE MUST WARN THE CHILDREN Seriously though, If you think your children will become sex addicts by playing this game, then you don't think you have raised your children well. Am I not right?
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 03-13-2011, 09:02 PM

wait till ye get a loada the new duke nukem game
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 03-14-2011, 01:19 PM

For gods sake... its a game. i'm 20 had pre marital sex, took drugs, drank, played games with more sex in than all you virgins combined... and oh look i'm going to be well qualified have a great paid job and last but not least after i die im going to the same place as you lot... a great big hole in the piffleing ground.

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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 03-14-2011, 05:41 PM

man, this whole thread made my day . didn't laugh that hard since a few weeks xD
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man, this whole thread made my day. didn't laugh that hard since a few weeks xD
There is nothing funny about this at all! You need to stop laughing and start taking life serious to prevent eternal damnation to Hell!


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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 03-15-2011, 10:09 AM

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There is nothing funny about this at all! You need to stop laughing and start taking life serious to prevent eternal damnation to Hell!
I hope you piffleing die, and the rest of you too. god isn't real. jesus isn't real. Every religion sucks. Yes, I'm mad. You think god will save you all? I think she's up there (did you see what I did there?) laughing her ass off (oh snap, he doesn't exist!!).

Angry birds is a great game, if you piffleing stupid religious people hate it, then I'd suggest you go out and kill yourself with a nailgun and rot to death.

And oh, it's a FINNISH game, not finish. There's a huge difference. You're not only stupid, you're all piffleing ignorant bastards. That's one more reason why everybody hates USA.

Ban me, I don't piffleing care, I only registered here so I could say my honest opinion about you, and your shitty website.

I hope you all die.
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 03-15-2011, 01:39 PM

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I hope you piffleing die, and the rest of you too. ... if you piffleing stupid religious people hate it, then I'd suggest you go out and kill yourself with a nailgun and rot to death. ... I hope you all die.
Thank you for demonstrating to everyone visiting God's favorite forum how damaging playing video games can be to a person. This is what happens with people who play video games instead of studying the Bible.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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