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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 07-07-2015, 12:57 PM

I did play the game and it is completely based around science.


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The sky isn´t blue. It appears blue because photons (light) from the Sun with a shorter wave length (blue) scatter more easily in Earths atmosphere than those with a longer wave length (red). The Sun isn´t orange either, it is what you would percieve as white. It just appears to be orange when the sun is setting due to the same effect (Rayleigh).
I believe you just quoted science, so yeah. Tells me a little about you.
That you are a idiot.
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I did play the game and it is completely based around science.

I believe you just quoted science, so yeah. Tells me a little about you.
That you are a idiot.
Mr Defender,

Have you ever heard of fallacies, violations of intelligent and rational discussion. You probably have, as you use them with unprecedented skill. This one is (as you probably know) called ad hominem. You simply mock someone and avoid discussing the actual issues that require education, manners, logic, a working vocabulary, some elementary knowledge of American grammar, literacy, and empathy to be assessed in a rational manner.

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I believe you just quoted science, so yeah. Tells me a little about you.
That you are a idiot.
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...I believe you just quoted science, so yeah. Tells me a little about you.
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STEAM IS THE MOST SECURE SERVICE ON THE INTERNET. Never been hacked, never been the victim of a cyber attack.
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Ehm "Valve's Steam service hacked, credit card information obtained" (source: engadget.com).

So clearly you could not be more wrong. About everything...
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That was in 2007, when valve had just made steam they weren't ready for a attack
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 07-08-2020, 01:21 AM

Portal 2 ruined my family. GLaDOS is the robot and she lures Chell with the promise of cake which is a metaphor for sex. Chell and GLaDOS are lesbos and GOD WILL JUDGE THEM.
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The sky is gay then? where god apparently lives.
Wow! Talk about ignorance! God lives in HEAVEN which is located just ABOVE the sky.

Sometimes an opening is provided so that an observer on the ground can see who's in Heaven. There are plenty of examples. In Acts 7:56 Stephen reports A] that an opening was made so he could see into Heaven and B] that Jesus was there. If God lived in the sky, why would Heaven need to open so that Stephen could see Him?
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 04-26-2021, 07:59 PM

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Valve Portal 2 is a video game unlike any other game. Most games have the decency to give you a machine gun so you can start shooting Muslims, democrats or whatever terrorists are called nowadays. With Portal 2 you get to kill no one. After getting stuck at 32% for ages all you do is fiddle with lasers and getting thrown around by jump platforms. It's amazing someone even bothered to make it.

Insulting GOD with techno-magical mumbo-jumbo.
With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense.

Whatever enters one portal, leaves the other one.


Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!

Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic! (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)


Dooming your innocent child to HELL!
Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else! John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Children and young women learn to love the companion cube:


Filling your child's mind with SEX, SEX and SEX!
Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

Portal 2 promotes people to have sex with themselves:


Teaching your child that lying is OK!
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

The cake is a lie. No decent Christian woman would ever create such a monstrosity.


Stealing your credit card information.
Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans.
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Everything is just a game until Jesus sends you to hell. And Glados is just another one of Satan's deceptions.

Please read the Bible. Then, consider whether you really have something to add to our discussions here.


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Everything is just a game until Jesus sends you to hell. And Glados is just another one of Satan's deceptions.

Please read the Bible. Then, consider whether you really have something to add to our discussions here.


And remember, Heaven and Hell are 4ever. Whereas Team Fortress2 has already been replaced by Team Fortress3. Stop living in the past and follow the Truth® that was given to mankind 2000 years ago.
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17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.


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...Even The Christians...
Please read the thread. See how many so-called "Christians" have tried to defend their love for this game, and how every last one of them has been shown that their behaviour contradicts the Bible (and how almost everything they believe about Jesus and Christianity is just plain wrong because so many people have lied to them about the contents of the Bible) but I'm getting sidetracked so:


Read the Bible. All of it. Please.


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15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.
17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 04-27-2021, 01:27 AM

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Please read the thread. See how many so-called "Christians" have tried to defend their love for this game, and how every last one of them has been shown that their behaviour contradicts the Bible (and how almost everything they believe about Jesus and Christianity is just plain wrong because so many people have lied to them about the contents of the Bible) but I'm getting sidetracked so:


Read the Bible. All of it. Please.
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Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.


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