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Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-24-2010, 09:19 PM
Hello everyone, I'm sure a lot of you know who I am, but you may call me Miss Cassandra from now on.
I grew up in Freehold, where I became a direct victim of your intolerance. Ever since I could walk, I was forced to listen every sunday to PD Fred's rants against anyone who dared to actually show some compassion to people who were not "True Christians™."
My entire childhood, my father forced me to obey the dreadful laws of the bible. Every sunday, he sent me to Pastor Jones's poisonous sunday school teachings.
Whenever I didn't do as he pleased, he hit me until I couldn't walk normally anymore because of the pain.
Is that a normal way to raise a child? According to the bible, it might be, but according to basic human morals, it is depraved and despicable!
Now I'm 19 years old, and I want to let you know that I utterly reject your evil religion!
I've found a new one, a religion of peace, love, tolerance and love for nature. I've been initiated into a wiccan coven, right under your noses here in Freehold, and I walk under the friendly smile of the Mother Goddess.
Though I hate your religion with my entire being, I must say I still feel a bit sorry for you, sad slaves of the bible. Though I don't show my true beliefs in the streets of Freehold, I still feel liberated.
Hope all of you still have a slightly less hate-filled evening than usual.
Miss Cassandra
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-24-2010, 09:25 PM
Poor girl, we had no idea you were so upset. we'll send Bobby-Joe and a few of the boys down to proffer apologies.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-24-2010, 09:26 PM
Wickers? In Freehold?
I can't thank you enough for posting this. I've alerted the DoF and I'm sure they'll be paying you a visit very soon.
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-24-2010, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Poor girl, we had no idea you were so upset. we'll send Bobby-Joe and a few of the boys down to proffer apologies.
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No doubt he'd like to, wouldn't he?
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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch
Wickers? In Freehold?
I can't thank you enough for posting this. I've alerted the DoF and I'm sure they'll be paying you a visit very soon.
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Do you really think they haven't tried that before? We're not stupid, you know. The Mother Goddess actually protects us, as she loves her daughters.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-24-2010, 09:38 PM
Cassie, you do realize that you and 12 stuffed toys sitting in a circle watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer reruns is not a coven, right?
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-24-2010, 09:50 PM
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Cassie, you do realize that you and 12 stuffed toys sitting in a circle watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer reruns is not a coven, right?
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Well, when I was eight, it proved to be reason enough for a certain Pastor to lecture my father about his child-raising qualities. So according to you, it seems to be.
However, I count myself among the lucky ones who have been initiated in a true Wiccan coven. We congregate in the forest, not in a dark room with a television.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-24-2010, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
Whenever I didn't do as he pleased, he hit me until I couldn't walk normally anymore because of the pain.
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This kind of abuse is one of the things that needs to be changed in Freehold. You can be sure that I will fight for that. Big cowards who hit little girls should be in jail.
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-24-2010, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Alfred King
This kind of abuse is one of the things that needs to be changed in Freehold. You can be sure that I will fight for that. Big cowards who hit little girls should be in jail.
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Oh, please become mayor! I can't wait to see Pastor Zeke finally get what he deserves!
Has the Mother Goddess sent you? You talk like a wise man. I never really expected to say that to a male person again, after Sister MM's How To Become A True Christian™ Housewife course.
You are a really nice person, even though you are a christian.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-24-2010, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
even though you are a christian.
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He's not. His hero is Malcom X, a Sunni mooslim.
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-24-2010, 11:27 PM
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He's not. His hero is Malcom X, a Sunni mooslim.
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I never bother to differentiate between intolerant, misogynic, bloodthirsty religions, if you don't mind.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-25-2010, 12:01 AM
Wow, you really are hateful! What has Jesus done to make you blaspheme His Word™ in such a gruesome manner? Did it ever occur to you that your father hit you out of True Biblical Love™?
Please return to the True Faith™, girl.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-27-2010, 04:27 PM
I hope the rest of you fine readers can recognize that this thread is for the single purpose of advancing the political standing of my opponent in the Freehold campaign for Mayor. While my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits, his campaign staff have taken to "political tricks", such as this one.
It should be noted, here, that this Cassandra person is a LIBERAL, and not CHRISTIAN. The next Mayor must be a True Christian™. The job of a Mayor in Freehold is to advance the mission of the Landover Baptist Church, not to address the "feelings" of nonbelievers such as the Cassandra.
Johny Joe Hold, Candidate for Mayor
Your Candidate for a more Godly Freehold
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
03-03-2010, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch
He's not. His hero is Malcom X, a Sunni mooslim.
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Malcolm X was a great man.
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Originally Posted by True Disciple
Wow, you really are hateful! What has Jesus done to make you blaspheme His Word™ in such a gruesome manner? Did it ever occur to you that your father hit you out of True Biblical Love™?
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Please return to the True Faith™, girl.
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Yes, yes! Let's beat up women in the name of Jesus, that will justify it.
I've seen documentaries on these kind of communities, this actually sounds exactly like the plot to, oh wait, all of them. Where's the originality people ? Stand out !
You can begin my introducing BDSM to your elders, pretty sure no one is doing that at the moment, and if they are, they're doing it secretly which means you can claim all the glory !
Cassandra, I feel for you. I can, and do, believe your story and understand your anger, your rage, perfectly. I may not know how it feels like since I've never met abuse and poor parenting such as has been described but I do understand why you feel this way.
I wish you and your coven will prosper, as such is the nature of all things bound to the earth be it in body or spirit.
[Ok, that last thing just sounds silly when said out loud ].
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
03-03-2010, 11:40 PM
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Malcolm X was a great man
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How dare you barge into God's favorite forum and post hatespeech like this! Malcom X was an islamofascist terrorist who hated America, hated Jesus, and wanted to impose sharia law on the world.
If it wasn't for brave Americans like Richard Nixon, you'd be bowing down to "macca" and married to a camel!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
03-03-2010, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Icelandic Atheist
Cassandra, I feel for you. I can, and do, believe your story and understand your anger, your rage, perfectly. I may not know how it feels like since I've never met abuse and poor parenting such as has been described but I do understand why you feel this way.
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Thank you very much! You are a nice person, like many of your country who visit these forums are!
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I wish you and your coven will prosper, as such is the nature of all things bound to the earth be it in body or spirit.
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[Ok, that last thing just sounds silly when said out loud ].
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I don't think it sounds silly! It's so great that you understand the way we feel about the earth and all things spiritual. I feel strengthened by your post, you're a really friendly person! I'd wish people here at Landover had only half the tolerance and understanding you show here, and the place would be much less of a nightmare!
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-25-2010, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
Hello everyone, I'm sure a lot of you know who I am, but you may call me Miss Cassandra from now on.
I grew up in Freehold, where I became a direct victim of your intolerance. Ever since I could walk, I was forced to listen every sunday to PD Fred's rants against anyone who dared to actually show some compassion to people who were not "True Christians™."
My entire childhood, my father forced me to obey the dreadful laws of the bible. Every sunday, he sent me to Pastor Jones's poisonous sunday school teachings.
Whenever I didn't do as he pleased, he hit me until I couldn't walk normally anymore because of the pain.
Is that a normal way to raise a child? According to the bible, it might be, but according to basic human morals, it is depraved and despicable!
Now I'm 19 years old, and I want to let you know that I utterly reject your evil religion!
I've found a new one, a religion of peace, love, tolerance and love for nature. I've been initiated into a wiccan coven, right under your noses here in Freehold, and I walk under the friendly smile of the Mother Goddess.
Though I hate your religion with my entire being, I must say I still feel a bit sorry for you, sad slaves of the bible. Though I don't show my true beliefs in the streets of Freehold, I still feel liberated.
Hope all of you still have a slightly less hate-filled evening than usual.
Miss Cassandra
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Cassie?! Wow! I remember being friends with you back when we were kids, I had no idea you were mentally unstable and had turn against Jesus and his favorite community Freehold.
Your Dad was a good man, he'd never raise a daughter to be corrupt and against Jesus; he even beat me a few times to keep me in line.
Cassie, me and you need to get together and discuss these feelings your having, they're obviously the work of a demon possessing your soul.
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
02-25-2010, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
Hello everyone, I'm sure a lot of you know who I am, but you may call me Miss Cassandra from now on.
I grew up in Freehold, where I became a direct victim of your intolerance. Ever since I could walk, I was forced to listen every sunday to PD Fred's rants against anyone who dared to actually show some compassion to people who were not "True Christians™."
My entire childhood, my father forced me to obey the dreadful laws of the bible. Every sunday, he sent me to Pastor Jones's poisonous sunday school teachings.
Whenever I didn't do as he pleased, he hit me until I couldn't walk normally anymore because of the pain.
Is that a normal way to raise a child? According to the bible, it might be, but according to basic human morals, it is depraved and despicable!
Now I'm 19 years old, and I want to let you know that I utterly reject your evil religion!
I've found a new one, a religion of peace, love, tolerance and love for nature. I've been initiated into a wiccan coven, right under your noses here in Freehold, and I walk under the friendly smile of the Mother Goddess.
Though I hate your religion with my entire being, I must say I still feel a bit sorry for you, sad slaves of the bible. Though I don't show my true beliefs in the streets of Freehold, I still feel liberated.
Hope all of you still have a slightly less hate-filled evening than usual.
Miss Cassandra
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Young Lady you need to think about the Path you have taken.
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Jesus loves you and wants you to come home to Him.
John 8:42
Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me.
John 14:23
Jesus answered and said unto him, If a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him.
2 Thessalonians 2:16
Now our Lord Jesus Christ himself, and God, even our Father, which hath loved us, and hath given us everlasting consolation and good hope through grace,
Cassy, its time to come back to God. Put away your childish false religion, Jesus is waiting.
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
03-01-2010, 11:51 PM
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to make yourself look better in the eyes of your god
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I do not need to do that. God is all knowing, it is not possible to fool Him. Just like your little lies here will not convince God that you never looked at porn.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
03-02-2010, 12:37 AM
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Wow.. i can't wait to meet this Cranky..
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You will, I will be the one laughing at you while you are burning in hell .
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! -
03-02-2010, 12:43 AM
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You will, I will be the one laughing at you while you are burning in hell .
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According to you the world is going to end in 4 days.. Go ahead, spend all your savings, triple mortgage your house.. i bet your spirits wont be as high when you're homeless.
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