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Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-15-2013, 05:07 PM
Brothers and others, in yet another LIEberal Socialist move, Obama used his Socialist Feminist Lesbianist operative Oprah Winfrey to trap poor Lance Armstrong! My blood just BOILS when these Pinkos tear down great Americans like Lance!
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Feds Don’t Rule Out Prosecuting Lance Armstrong Over Doping Admission
Federal prosecutors in Los Angeles announced last year that after a two-year investigation into Armstrong and his cycling teammates, they closed the investigation without filing any charges. Armstrong was being investigated for drug trafficking, money laundering, defrauding the government.
A spokesperson for the United States Attorney’s Office in Los Angeles tells RadarOnline.com, “We’re not commenting on Lance.”
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See that? The US Attorney's Office DIDN'T DENY that they wouldn't go after Lance after that fat nigra Oprah fooled him into admitting that he might have used superior American training methods to beat those stupid Frenchies at their own stupid game!
Here, Oprah Aggressively Interrogates Poor Lance Until He'll Say
ANYTHING Just to Make Her Stop Badgering Him!
Oprah, as usual, was as relentless as a ding-danged pitbull, dogging poor Lance until he was willing to make stuff up just so she would let him alone!
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The consequences stemming from Lance Armstrong's confession to Oprah Winfrey about his use of performance-enhancing drugs heightened Tuesday.
Winfrey appeared on "CBS This Morning," telling hosts about the interview she taped with Armstrong on Monday: "We were mesmerized and riveted by some of his answers. I feel that he answered the questions in a way that he was ready. ... He certainly had prepared himself for this moment. ... He brought it. He really did."
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It's a sad day for America when a selfless, humble, unassuming, down-home, Texas good ol' boy like Lance becomes a target of the Socialist Wealth Redistribution Machine. The Feds just want to be able to sue Lance and takes his hard earned millions and give it to welfare cheats and illegal immigrants. I'm almost embarrassed to be an American right now!
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-15-2013, 06:06 PM
After watching that interview, it was clear that he only "confessed" under duress. People will say anything under that kind of torture, just look at how John McCain confessed to being a "black pirate" and a war criminal under North Vietnamese interrogation.
Oprah is using the same interrogation techniques that the media did to produce "evidence" of torture at Abu Graib. Were people tortured into false confessions at Abu Graib? There's no evidence, unless you believe confessions from people who were under duress.
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-15-2013, 06:17 PM
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After watching that interview, it was clear that he only "confessed" under duress. People will say anything under that kind of torture, just look at how John McCain confessed to being a "black pirate" and a war criminal under North Vietnamese interrogation.
Oprah is using the same interrogation techniques that the media did to produce "evidence" of torture at Abu Graib. Were people tortured into false confessions at Abu Graib? There's no evidence, unless you believe confessions from people who were under duress.
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Exactly! These underhanded techniques for getting information out of people are completely inhumane and should be totally illegal.
Unless we're talking about terrorists or criminals or immigrants that threaten our safety or our Christian way of life of course.
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-15-2013, 11:56 PM
The most impressive is that Lance seems to understand the monkey sounds this Oprah makes while pretending to have a brain. I am certain this is the last we will ever hear of the "The Oprah Winfrey Network".
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
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Exactly! These underhanded techniques for getting information out of people are completely inhumane and should be totally illegal.
Unless we're talking about terrorists or criminals or immigrants that threaten our safety or our Christian way of life of course.
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Hear! Hear! One thing America does not stand for is TORTURE! And this what this is, pure and simple. America is sliding into an ethical cess pit thanks to Obama.
There, I have said it.
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-16-2013, 02:17 AM
Oprah boarding is torture!
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-17-2013, 09:30 PM
Those hippies at The Economist are joining in the lynch mob, claiming that as a role model Lance is supposed to be setting an example - by NOT breaking the rules. A proper role model tells the kids that if you're not cheat in' you're not tryin' hard enough. A true role model doesn't need a permission slip to defend his country from becoming a second place/first loser.
And amazingly, the article is in favour of legalizing other drugs - using Portugal as "proof" that it works. Anyone who has seen the Portagee freaks posting here recently has seen evidence to the contrary!
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...making drugs illegal encourages organised crime, clogs the prisons (especially in America), increases corruption everywhere from Mexico to Afghanistan, and ignores the inexorable law of supply and demand. Moreover, treating a drug addiction as a matter of health policy can be extremely effective—witness the decline in cigarette smoking in the developed world.
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Yeah right....That lines up with reality HOW?
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-18-2013, 01:11 AM
Typical of the black mooslimes trying to keep the decent White man down!
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-18-2013, 04:57 AM
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See that? The US Attorney's Office DIDN'T DENY that they wouldn't go after Lance after that fat nigra Oprah fooled him into admitting that he might have used superior American training methods to beat those stupid Frenchies at their own stupid game!
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I'm confused, if nigras are so inferior to whites how could Lance be fooled by her?
Also he went on the show of his own free will, no one was twisting his arm.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-18-2013, 05:07 AM
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I'm confused, if nigras are so inferior to whites how could Lance be fooled by her?
Also he went on the show of his own free will, no one was twisting his arm.
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Hah, prove it. You haven't seen the kind of persuading that Oprah's 6'7 foot negro bodyguards can do by just twisting one finger out of joint and tossing poor old Lance into the trunk of a Chrysler 300 SRT8. Oprah has a temper and gets uglier when she doesn't get what she wants. Lance has surely become the victim of plain old liberal thuggery.
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
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Hah, prove it. You haven't seen the kind of persuading that Oprah's 6'7 foot negro bodyguards can do by just twisting one finger out of joint and tossing poor old Lance into the trunk of a Chrysler 300 SRT8. Oprah has a temper and gets ugly when she doesn't get what she wants. Lance has surely become the victim of plain old liberal thuggery.
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I've heard from reliable sources that she has a razor in her shoe.
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-18-2013, 04:30 PM
The proof of these threats to Lance is easy to see. He has been asked a gazillion times if he used drugs. Always denied.
As soon as he enters "Thug City" (Oprah is all about Chicago), home of Al Capone, suddenly he is talking fast and saying things he never said before.
I wish we could have had a camera scan the room--plenty of heat there I'll bet.
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-20-2013, 08:25 PM
I am now 100% convinced that this is just a case of athletes being persecuted by Obama's nerd gestapo.
After all, why would Lance suddenly turn around and confess, when he's spent years sueing, uttering threats against, and all-around bullying anyone who says he's a drug-user?
He did, however, try to destroy some people – their finances, their businesses, their reputations, their names....Let's talk Betsy Andreu, the wife of one your former teammates, Frankie. Both Andreus testified under oath that they were in a hospital room in 1996 when you admitted to a doctor to using EPO, HGH and steroids. You responded by calling them "vindictive, bitter, vengeful and jealous.... I hope somebody breaks a baseball bat over your head. I also hope that one day you have adversity in your life and you have some type of tragedy that will … definitely make an impact on you."
...you, a famous multimillionaire superstar, used high-priced lawyers to sue this simple woman for more money than she was worth in England, where slander laws favor the famous. She had no chance to fight it.
She testified that you tried to ruin her by spreading word that she was a prostitute with a heavy drinking problem.
...former teammate Tyler Hamilton spoke about you and doping....you tried to intimidate him, saying, "I'm going to make your life a living hell both in the courtroom and out of the courtroom." I'm sick of seeing jocks being bullied by nerds. God's free-market proves that jocks are better than nerds, just look at how much money we get, while the world's most influential scientists were broke.
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-21-2013, 12:26 AM
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I could not agree more.
Lance Armstrong completely and utterly humiliated the French for refusing to support us in Irak. Only a communist would attack a Godly person like Lance Armstrong. Obama makes me sick!
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-27-2013, 12:00 AM
The latest attack in the liberal war on chemical sports enhancement: a petition has caused gatorade to remove a flame retardant from its ingredients, merely because it causes "neurological impairment, reduced fertility, changes in thyroid hormones and puberty at an earlier age".And according to wikipedia "memory loss, tremors, fatigue, loss of muscle coordination, headache, and ptosis...as well as elevated serum chloride."
Most of those "symptoms" are bonuses, I would have killed to have puberty at a earlier age - I celebrated my first pimple - the memory loss part means that you won't even remember all the other side effects. You'll just have the sports trophies with no idea how you got them - fine by me.
But obviously the liberals don't care about public heath. The obvious agenda is to cause spontaneous human combustion among jocks everywhere.
I can just see the liberal talking points we'll be hearing endlessly - that unregulated corporations will poison people for profits, jocks are so stupid they'll drink chemical sludge and think it makes them run faster (or watch sports better) blah blah blah. Well if corporations poisoned their customers, they would go out of business since dead people don't buy things. That's why there's flame retardant in drinks - fireproof people live longer, and therefore buy more gatorade.
And jocks aren't stupid toxic-waste drinkers, we're actually pioneers in free-market firefighting - why bother with expensive government fire departments and regulations when we can just drink fire retardant instead? See, it's becoming clear now - obviously those union thugs firefighters are behind this.
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
01-28-2013, 03:27 PM
It disappoints me some in the Christian community are not supporting our friend, Lance.
Lance performed super human feats as an athelete. Really, you could call them miracles. Our religion is based on the fact that miracles actually happen. People are cured from cancer through prayer.
Now, I know atheists are unable to understand the cocept of God answering prayers. But, Christians should be able to accept that God gave Lance Armstrong super human strength in answer to the prayers of Lance, himself, and others like those of us at Landover Baptist Church.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
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Unless we're talking about terrorists or criminals or immigrants that threaten our safety or our Christian way of life of course
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Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong! -
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Hello, dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm not sure to whom you are addressing with your comment (the quote feature helps make that very clear, which contributes to the quality of the discussion), but I agree with you wholeheartedly that our Christian way of life is being threatened at every turn. Why, we are expected to talk about our faith in hushed voices lest some atheist overhear. We can only spread the Good News in church, on the street corner, at school (between classes anyway), in the military, at work, in conjunction with education for private schools, and the like.
Anyway, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! For your benefit, you can read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it. Becauase your rights are important to us, you’ll find Landover Baptist Church Forum’s universal declaration of rights HERE.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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