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Jesus I got my same-sex marriage postal survey in the mail today - 09-18-2017, 01:17 PM

Many of you may not have heard, but here in Australia we're having a postal survey on whether gay marriage should be legalized. There is, of course, a big push from the mainstream media and gay lobby to vote "yes". If you don't, you're a homophobe. Predictably, "yes" voters have been incessantly virtue signalling (something conservatives never do) on social media, letting the whole world know how good they are, and courageous, for voting with the majority (Rom 1:31).

The good thing about this survey, however, is that affords a unique opportunity for God's voice to be heard. We always talk about how homosexuality is a sin, but we are rarely given a chance in our daily lives to do something practical about it. The survey asks whether the law should be changed to allow same-sex couples to marry. Of course, the Bible teaches that marriage is between a man and woman:

Gen 2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

But the Bible doesn't explicitly prohibit homosexuals from marrying. In fact, it doesn't even countenance the issue of gay marriage . . . because homosexuality, according to God's Word, is punishable by death, and dead people can't marry.

Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

The survey asks the wrong question. Gay marriage can only be allowed in a society that has decriminalised homosexual activity. A "no" vote is simply not sufficient for God's voice on the matter to be heard, so I altered my survey form accordingly. I thought I would post it here as an example of how to vote Biblically for any Australian True Christians™ out there. After all, Jesus commands us to let our light shine before men so that they may see our goods works (Mt 5:16) except when they are done secretly (Mt 6:1).



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Default Re: I got my same-sex marriage postal survey in the mail today - 09-18-2017, 01:36 PM

Well done! I approve God's and your response.

Prison is never an option - locking them up in an "all male" environment is tantamount to thrusting free gentlemen's members up their anus.

We want none of this type of "cleaving together in this world - it is a practise reserved for the bowels of the Pit of Darkness and Flame.

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But the Bible doesn't explicitly prohibit homosexuals from marrying.
Mainly because it is simply "obvious" that they shouldn't ever marry.





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Default Re: I got my same-sex marriage postal survey in the mail today - 09-18-2017, 06:14 PM

It's sad that it has to come to that. Rights are not subject to the whims of a majority, and that includes our right to live in a society free from sodomania.


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Jesus Re: I got my same-sex marriage postal survey in the mail today - 09-19-2017, 02:26 PM

I note that it mentions "straight away" several times. Is this a subliminal attempt to psychologically push the "straight" away from you? I would not be surprised.


I claim Australia for Jesus right now, in His Name. Lord God, may the sin of being a homer never be inflicted on the distasteful and uneducated people of that 3rd world country, most of whom can barely speak American without it sounding funny. You sent some of the world's most venomous and deadly creatures to that land, and You did it for a Holy and Godly reason - to kill most of them off. Your sovereign will must be done in all the earth, and we pray that You make it so, although since You're God, You could do it without us praying for it but you desire our fellowship because it's lonely being God, and we feel sorry for You, Father God, so we continue to praise and honor You. Save us from Hell through Your Son Jesus, Who is also You, of course. In Your Name, AMEN


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Default Re: I got my same-sex marriage postal survey in the mail today - 09-20-2017, 02:29 AM

I've heard the God deniers can even buy these things? This "Australian ballot" mocks every Biblical precedent, not only on how to vote but also on what to vote.
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Demands for electoral reform were a major political issue in Australia from the 1840s onwards and increased in intensity with the arrival of large numbers of men during the 1850s gold rush. Reform became a reality in 1856 with the passing into law in South Australia of the secret ballot and the vote for all adult males regardless of whether they owned property. Other Australian states followed suit soon afterwards, and the ‘Australian Ballot’ became an international precedent affecting political reform in Britain and the United States in the 1870s and 1880s.
Can you imagine what would have happened if Joshua had used a secret ballot?
JOSHUA: Yo! Duuuuudes!! Today's the big day!!! Yaaaaaay!!!!

PEOPLE: Yay! Whoo!! Whoo!! Whoo!!

JOSHUA: Sooooo, looking around I can see you have a rich and precious cultural diversity. The sex igloo cult (luurve the flowers by-the-way, whoever did them..) A big hand for whoever did the flowers!

PEOPLE: [all go completely ape, prancing around, waving arms, whoopin' and hollerin' the sodomites even did some impromptu demonstrations]

JOSHUA: OK, OK, settle down. Now as I was saying, the sex igloo. What a concept! Like a dark room but it's an igloo. Fumes of your choice can be piped in so everyone hallucinates at the same time and the ..and this is the best bit ..on the way in a transvestite hands out little cards assigning you a "gender" for the duration of the service. Wow. Just Wow. Whaddawaytogo!

PEOPLE: Hurrah for Joshua!

JOSHUA: (Thank you, thank you) Over here, just past the Golden Calf idol, we have Dagon fish orgy. Mermaid costumes available F.O.C. at the door with your toadstool absinthe and something unexpected guaranteed to surprise you every time, no matter how many times you've done it before. Nice touch, Dagon!

JOSHUA: [approaches the prancing school] Of course, undersized wool/linen streeeeetchy interlock hot-pants are obligoratory OR ..hold on ..hold on ..OR Quentin here (say "hello," Quentin) [Quentin lisps something unintelligible] can paint them on for you; he's very good: no-one will know it's just paint! Well, as long as you're standing up.

PEOPLE: Ha Ha Ho Ho [Joshua sprinkles them with some more cactus juice] Wheeeeee!!

JOSHUA: The atheist temple. In here it's a real smörgåsbord of zingy horror. Gasp as the babies are ripped up live. Tingle as you eat one. Praise the big empty space inside you as you remind everyone There-is-no-God and huddle 'round the table thinking up new ways to deny Him. And new "genders" and all the exciting new ways to express them as offensively as possible. What a show. What a show.

JOSHUA: Big Sodomy! Vote for this and you're voting to overthrow everything Moses worked for. Remember Moses?

PEOPLE: Boooooooooooooooo! Ssssssssssssssssssss!

JOSHUA: No presenting yourselves to beasts, no pretending to marry three live objects of your choice for all the quadrisexuals out there I know, I know. This is the tent of The LORD. Remember how He delivered you from Pharaoh?

PEOPLE: No. We weren't alive then.

JOSHUA: How He sustained you in the desert?

PEOPLE: Vote! Vote! Vote! Vote! Vote!

[The under-represented minorities (everyone) want a secret ballot so they can duplicate their votes multiple times thus ensuring victory and even if a 140% turnout is somewhat cliché these days, well, there's no such thing as too much democracy.]

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The Australian Federal Police are being asked to investigate cases of people trying to sell their same sex-marriage survey forms. Forms have appeared for sale on auction websites such as eBay, with one person offering theirs up for $1,500. Australian Bureau of Statistics deputy statistician Jonathan Palmer said he has asked for some of the cases to be referred to the AFP, however he admitted the ABS does not have a policy on how to handle such matters.


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There are very few examples of voting in The Bible. When Joshua stood aghast as we are now aghast in these Last Days at prancing mannishness all around dressed in the most inappropriate fabrics, doing body-mods to beggar belief and smoking the latest designer convulsants in hideous carved pipes, there was a simple choice. NOT done in secret. NO buying secret ballot papers. NO multiple votes. ALL in plain view.

JOSHUA 24 . KJV . look up
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[Joshua speaking] If it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
20 If ye forsake the LORD, and serve strange gods, then he will turn and do you hurt, and consume you, after that he hath done you good.
21 And the people said unto Joshua, Nay; but we will serve the LORD.
22 And Joshua said unto the people, Ye are witnesses against yourselves that ye have chosen you the LORD, to serve him. And they said, We are witnesses.

What witnesses are there to this latest Australian skullduggery? None. If marriage outside the Biblical standard does get voted through then The Bible is clear, such transgression delivers hurt and consumption by His hand and in a world where this is proposed we, like King David, need His protection more than ever. God has preserved David's prayer for us and we need not despair provided we remain in Him.

DAVID'S PRAYER
PSALM 64 . KJV . look up .. context
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Hear my voice, O God, in my prayer: preserve my life from fear of the enemy.
2 Hide me from the secret counsel of the wicked; from the insurrection of the workers of iniquity:
3 Who whet their tongue like a sword, and bend their bows to shoot their arrows, even bitter words:
4 That they may shoot in secret at the perfect: suddenly do they shoot at him, and fear not.
5 They encourage themselves in an evil matter: they commune of laying snares privily; they say, Who shall see them?
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Default Re: I got my same-sex marriage postal survey in the mail today - 09-20-2017, 08:16 AM

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Many of you may not have heard, but here in Australia we're having a postal survey on whether gay marriage should be legalized.

Austria is a very weird country. It is completely landlocked, yet they spend billions on a submarine fleet! They must like hearing the words "going down"


They all look homer in lederhosen, so not surprising they want to go "all the way". Their favorite songs are "Tie me kangaroo down" by the pedo Rolf Harris, and "Two little Boys" by the same pedo.


Another Austrian, Mozart, though not as well known as Rolf Harris, looked like a homer, even without the lederhosen. That he died before Elton John came along is a blessed thing. If they had "performed" together there would have been a very sticky Steinway to deal with in the aftermath.


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