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Exclamation Gay Marriage: A Slippery Slope to Angel Rape - 08-10-2012, 02:16 AM

In recent years, satan's willing thralls in the Radical Gay Agenda have set as priority number one the destruction of traditional (Biblical) marriage in favor of allowing men to marry men and for women to marry women. Their goal is nothing less that the complete erosion of the Christian family, to make society less resistant and more agreeable to the coming of their true master, the antichrist. In light of this assault on our religious liberties, which will no doubt culminate in wholesale persecution of Christians - the likes of which have not been seen since the lions in the Roman coliseums - I think it would be helpful for us to reflect on another culture in another time that allowed the Radical Gay Agenda to establish a foothold. I am talking about none other than the city that invented anal sex: Sodom.

It is no secret that agents of the Radical Gay Agenda seek to turn our cities into modern-day equivalents to Sodom and Gomorrah, completely mindless of the righteous judgments exercised by the LORD of hosts due to their abominations. Prior to pouring out His cup of wrath onto Sodom, God sent two angels to meet with the city's lone righteous man - Lot. The story of what followed is given in Genesis, chapter 19.

Genesis 19: 1-5
And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot sat in the gate of Sodom: and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them; and he bowed himself with his face toward the ground;
And he said, Behold now, my lords, turn in, I pray you, into your servant's house, and tarry all night, and wash your feet, and ye shall rise up early, and go on your ways. And they said, Nay; but we will abide in the street all night.
And he pressed upon them greatly; and they turned in unto him, and entered into his house; and he made them a feast, and did bake unleavened bread, and they did eat.
But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.

Unrestrained by Christian societal norms, raised in a permissive society where homosexurality was openly tolerated, the citizens of Sodom sought to rape the angels who were guests under Lot's roof! Fortunately, Lot had his priorities in order and instead offered his two virgin daughters to the rapacious mob (Genesis 19:8), which bought him some time to flee Sodom.

Is this what we want the cities of our Christian Nation to turn to? Sodom's sin was homosexurality, which as we have seen, is a GATEWAY DRUG TO RAPING ANGELS!

If our Christian Nation continues to tolerate and to molly-coddle unrepentant sodomites, the same thing that happened to Sodom will happen to us - the homosexurals will get so full of themselves and their special privileges that they will seek out and attempt to rape angels, at which point God will do unto us as He did to Sodom. He will rain down fire and brimstone (Genesis 19:24) and destroy each and every last fag, lezbo, and fag-enabler. Of course, True Christians™ will have been warned well ahead of time as was Lot, but I want any member of the unsaved who reads this to recognize what is in store for them if they persist in shaking their fists at God and giving faggots more and more special privileges.

Mark my words: As soon as the Radical Gay Agenda succeeds in forcing homosexural marriage down our throats, their next goal will be to seek out and rape each and every angel living among us. It is the curse of those who do not know history to repeat the mistakes of the past. Hopefully by getting this message out, we can stop that.

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Default Re: Gay Marriage: A Slippery Slope to Angel Rape - 08-11-2012, 05:31 PM

Tell you what, if you bring an angel rape victim down here to tell their story, I'm sure there will be more than enough sympathy that all kinds of anti-angel rape laws will be passed.
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Default Re: Gay Marriage: A Slippery Slope to Angel Rape - 08-11-2012, 05:38 PM

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Tell you what, if you bring an angel rape victim down here to tell their story, I'm sure there will be more than enough sympathy that all kinds of anti-angel rape laws will be passed.
Typical of an atheist to be flippant about the dreadful fate of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;

Mark 6:11 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.



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Default Re: Gay Marriage: A Slippery Slope to Angel Rape - 08-11-2012, 06:03 PM

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Tell you what, if you bring an angel rape victim down here to tell their story, I'm sure there will be more than enough sympathy that all kinds of anti-angel rape laws will be passed.
No! Don't you get it! The more society turns its collective back on the LORD, the more depraved it gets! There will be no sympathy! There will be no protective legislation! Our society will return to the "Days of Noah," which will at the same time be horrifying, fraught with terror, and also euphoric anticipation; for the Days of Noah will usher in the RETURN OF THE LORD!

But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
Matthew 24:37


And what were the "Days of Noah" like?

And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
Genesis 6:5


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No! Don't you get it! The more society turns its collective back on the LORD, the more depraved it gets! There will be no sympathy! There will be no protective legislation! Our society will return to the "Days of Noah," which will at the same time be horrifying, fraught with terror, and also euphoric anticipation; for the Days of Noah will usher in the RETURN OF THE LORD!...
Durrr, isn't that what you idiots want?


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Durrr, isn't that what you idiots want?
Yes dear, thus the "euphoric anticipation".



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Typical of an atheist to be flippant about the dreadful fate of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;

Mark 6:11 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
Well, no, I just don't think you'll ever be able to bring down an angel who has been a victim of rape because angels don't exist. I'll make you a deal, though: you show me one real angel and I'll show you a nazgul from Lord of the Rings. Bonus points if your angel has been raped.
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Default Re: Gay Marriage: A Slippery Slope to Angel Rape - 08-12-2012, 04:36 PM

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Well, no, I just don't think you'll ever be able to bring down an angel who has been a victim of rape . Bonus points if your angel has been raped.
You are truly disgusting. You want to blame the angels not the filthy perverts who want to rape them! Rape is not a joke! Even the harlots who practically beg to be raped usually regret it in hindsight. But an angel is a near perfect being and you can't forgive the rapist no matter how provocatively the angel was dressed. In the case of angel rape almost all the blame is on the rapeist.


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You are truly disgusting. You want to blame the angels not the filthy perverts who want to rape them! Rape is not a joke! Even the harlots who practically beg to be raped usually regret it in hindsight. But an angel is a near perfect being and you can't forgive the rapist no matter how provocatively the angel was dressed. In the case of angel rape almost all the blame is on the rapeist.
Save your breath, brother. She gets paid to be raped. Several times a day.


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Default Re: Gay Marriage: A Slippery Slope to Angel Rape - 08-12-2012, 06:40 PM

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Save your breath, brother. She gets paid to be raped. Several times a day.
That is truly... I am so...

I wonder how much she charges for such a thing. Not that i would waste Godly American dollars on such depravity. I'm just curious.


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You are truly disgusting. You want to blame the angels not the filthy perverts who want to rape them! Rape is not a joke! Even the harlots who practically beg to be raped usually regret it in hindsight. But an angel is a near perfect being and you can't forgive the rapist no matter how provocatively the angel was dressed. In the case of angel rape almost all the blame is on the rapeist.
The joke isn't the rape, the joke is the non-existence of the angels. Hell, I'd be more than willing to bet you can't show me an angel who hasn't been raped, either or even an angel who is a rapist.
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The joke isn't the rape, the joke is the non-existence of the angels.
Just because angels prefer to maintain invisibility doesn't mean they don't exist. Air is invisible and I don't question its existence.


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Just because angels prefer to maintain invisibility doesn't mean they don't exist. Air is invisible and I don't question its existence.
Well, first off, air isn't always invisible.



See, that's air too, y'know.

However, our other senses tell us air exists. We can feel it when the wind blows or when it's especially humid and you can taste and smell the air when you breath. You can even feel the air when it's cold or hot or humid. You can hear the sound air makes in musical instruments like flutes or trumpets; even our own voice is produced from air vibrations.

So, no, even if we can't always 'see' air, we have plenty of other senses that can detect it. Even without those senses, though, we have an overwhelming amount of scientific data that tells us the air is there.

And this is a big deal, too. You can't even touch an angel, can you? How do you rape something you can't even touch? You can't see it or hear it, which would make it difficult to find to rape. I mean, hell, if we don't even know when or where an angel is, it could be theorized that we're all raping angels any time we get an erection, but that's the kind of logical flaw you fall into when you believe in something simply because it can't be dis proven; I mean, it's a piece of cake to say I believe in the flying spaghetti monster and you can't absolutely dis prove that it exists any more than I can disprove angels exist.
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And this is a big deal, too. You can't even touch an angel, can you? How do you rape something you can't even touch? You can't see it or hear it, which would make it difficult to find to rape. I mean, hell, if we don't even know when or where an angel is, it could be theorized that we're all raping angels any time we get an erection, but that's the kind of logical flaw you fall into when you believe in something simply because it can't be dis proven; I mean, it's a piece of cake to say I believe in the flying spaghetti monster and you can't absolutely dis prove that it exists any more than I can disprove angels exist.
Do you get a lot of erections "Tina"!

What kind of Freak are you! This is a Christian forum and you spout this filth like your in the dressing room at your daddies strip bar. There is no mention of a flying pasta beast in The KVJ Bible, so unless some demon has recently taken that form there isn't one. Angels are mentioned many times in the KVJ, each mention is absolute proof.

You need to get off the computer and pick up a Bible. If you are truly female pray that you find a good man who will give you some sons to keep you busy. A good man won't let you embarrass your family by going on the computer and yammering about things you don't understand.


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Do you get a lot of erections "Tina"!
Not as many as I did about 5 years ago, but I still get quite a few. They aren't as firm or as long as they used to be and they don't produce any fluid when I reach orgasm anymore, either. I still get them, mostly because my boyfriend and my customers like it.

Would you like to know any more about my genitals? I'm an open book and I'm not afraid to be incredibly graphic.

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There is no mention of a flying pasta beast in The KVJ Bible, so unless some demon has recently taken that form there isn't one. Angels are mentioned many times in the KVJ, each mention is absolute proof.
Going by that logic, the internet doesn't exist and neither do computers since neither one was ever mentioned in the Bible.

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I already have an amazing boyfriend and he doesn't give me orders; I don't usually order him around, either. We have a partnership where we work together, not just one of us taking orders from the other or anything like that. He used to be Mormon until I showed him that that church is full of it, so now, he likes my religious beliefs because it's made life easier to let go of that LDS bullshit.
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Well, first off, air isn't always invisible.
And neither are angels. The point being, someone's inability to produce them at your demand doesn't mean they don't exist.

But I can see that talking with you is an exercise in futility. You're completely and utterly wrapped up in your worldview and cannot see outside your own box enough to try and take a step out of it. I will pray for you because I can feel in your posts a desire to be convinced, because you really do have a desire to believe but are afraid to.


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Default Re: Gay Marriage: A Slippery Slope to Angel Rape - 08-20-2012, 08:01 AM

Thing is, we can prove gravity and other such forces exist through instruments, even though we can't see them.
Now can you prove in any scientific way that angels exist?
Or is science blasphemy to you?
If so, why use a computer? Or a forum?
They are products of science, are they not?
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Thing is, we can prove gravity and other such forces exist through instruments, even though we can't see them.
Now can you prove in any scientific way that angels exist?
Or is science blasphemy to you?
If so, why use a computer? Or a forum?
They are products of science, are they not?
If you can't see the instruments, how do you know they are accurate? How do you calibrate them?



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If you can't see the instruments, how do you know they are accurate? How do you calibrate them?

We can see the instruments dickhead.
What we can't see are the forces in action.
That's why we need instruments in the first place.
I reiterate my statements.
Thing is, we can prove gravity and other such forces exist through use of instruments, even though we can't see the actual forces in motion.
Now can you prove in any scientific way that angels exist?
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