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Losers against christ. -
07-04-2019, 03:46 AM
I found god. When I was traveling in shithole Brazil on my ceo trip (trying to find some fresh land to piffle up. I run a oil company looking for unseen oil prospects.) This filthy piffleing mud person begged me for change in Jesus's name. I could not give him change for that reason. God wouldn't beg why would he tell mud boy to. #TRUMP2020 #MAGA
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Re: Losers against christ. -
07-04-2019, 05:07 AM
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I found god "behind the couch" fanfic deleted
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Yada yada yada " Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus." yada yada.
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Re: Losers against christ. -
07-04-2019, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ChristHalen
I found god. When I was traveling in shithole Brazil on my ceo trip (trying to find some fresh land to piffle up. I run a oil company looking for unseen oil prospects.) This filthy piffleing mud person begged me for change in Jesus's name. I could not give him change for that reason. God wouldn't beg why would he tell mud boy to. #TRUMP2020 #MAGA
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Hello Mr. Halen:  to  , at  . It appears that you are new here, and we would love to get to know you. While your message is mildly interesting (in a rather unimaginative manner), it does not serve to introduce yourself in a proper way to the  believers here at  .
Please try again, and kindly remember to provide the information that we've requested at the top of the Introduction Forum page, which is:
Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We look forward to getting to know you as we study the  together.
Thank you, and may God richly bless you, as you seek  as your  and  here, at  ...
Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. I do hope that you won't be cluttering our Sacred forum with profanities and terms that are not befitting the vocabulary of  people here. There are other ways of describing Brazil, you know. Thank you for your cooperation.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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Re: Losers against christ. -
07-04-2019, 03:37 PM
ChristHalen--You certainly like that word "piffle". What does it mean?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Losers against christ. -
07-04-2019, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
ChristHalen--You certainly like that word "piffle". What does it mean?
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I think it is like a 'truffle' only made with ingredients from a third (possibly fourth) world country. That or it is some sort of infant food. You know, baby spew.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Losers against christ. -
07-04-2019, 04:25 PM
Such an insolent and rude manner to make an entrance. Even Joos know how to follow directions. Are you worse than a Joo?
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Re: Losers against christ. -
07-07-2019, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by ChristHalen
I found god. When I was traveling in shithole Brazil on my ceo trip (trying to find some fresh land to piffle up. I run a oil company looking for unseen oil prospects.) This filthy piffleing mud person begged me for change in Jesus's name. I could not give him change for that reason. God wouldn't beg why would he tell mud boy to. #TRUMP2020 #MAGA
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showing your intelligence?
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: Losers against christ. -
07-13-2019, 01:14 PM
I hope you realize that you're a demon, you earth driller
There is chance without fat
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Re: Losers against christ. -
07-14-2019, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
I do hope that you won't be cluttering our Sacred forum with profanities and terms that are not befitting the vocabulary of  people here. There are other ways of describing Brazil, you know.
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    Are there, though? By all means, I agree wholeheartedly on keeping out the sickening potty talk and gutter slang, but nothing else suffices to describe a third world country, especially one so vile as Brazil. Maybe we just shouldn't talk about that horrible place at all? That would certainly make me feel better.
I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore, Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more; But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry, From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!
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Re: Losers against christ. -
07-14-2019, 10:10 AM
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Have you seen this, Brother? It's the national seal of Brazil - seal as in official stamp, not those animals the Canucks club to death.
Yes, it looks like something the Swedish soccerball team would wear on their shirts for a bet, but my real point is ... Brasil???? What's that about? I think any country that can't even spell its own name correctly is unworthy of our attention.
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Re: Losers against christ. -
07-15-2019, 12:29 AM

Yes they truly are a nation of fools and sinners. The only other nation I know of that misspells its own name is "Niger," which isn't the best company to be in. Maybe when Donnie and John Bolton launch their righteous attack on Venezuela, they can divert a few nukes to Rio.
I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore, Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more; But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry, From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!
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Re: Losers against christ. -
07-15-2019, 10:16 PM
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AND they've got the stars backwards.
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