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Default The Issue of My Wife - 11-09-2008, 10:02 PM

As it is written in Leviticus 15:19:

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19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
I have placed a Tough Shed™ at the rear of the lot of my home for this purpose. It is furnished with a folding cot, a wash basin and pitcher, and a bucket.

My question is regarding Winter. As I live in a somewhat cold part of the country, near the Canadian border, I wonder if some sort of heating appliance should be installed in the shed. I can find no scriptural reference that would require it, but my wife sometimes asks, politely, if such a thing is possible.

I hand myself over to the wisdom of the elders of this forum in this matter.


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Default Re: The Issue of My Wife - 11-09-2008, 11:04 PM

Are you some kind of heartless fool? Of course she needs heat. You don't really have a wife, do you?


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Default Re: The Issue of My Wife - 11-09-2008, 11:34 PM

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As it is written in Leviticus 15:19:



I have placed a Tough Shed™ at the rear of the lot of my home for this purpose. It is furnished with a folding cot, a wash basin and pitcher, and a bucket.

My question is regarding Winter. As I live in a somewhat cold part of the country, near the Canadian border, I wonder if some sort of heating appliance should be installed in the shed. I can find no scriptural reference that would require it, but my wife sometimes asks, politely, if such a thing is possible.

I hand myself over to the wisdom of the elders of this forum in this matter.

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Default Re: The Issue of My Wife - 11-10-2008, 01:04 AM

Thank you. Certainly, I thought heat was necessary, but I needed some affirmation of that. Sometimes scripture can be difficult to interpret, and wiser heads can clarify things.


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Default Re: The Issue of My Wife - 11-10-2008, 01:07 AM

I am very sorry that you think that. Asking questions about things helps me understand what I should do. I am very new at this, so I sometimes make mistakes in understanding the Word. I appreciate the help I am finding here and hope I will be able to prove my sincerity in time.


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Default Re: The Issue of My Wife - 11-10-2008, 02:00 AM

Pastor Ezekiel,

I mean no disrespect in this place. I am still a stranger here. Given time, I will learn the ways and make fewer errors.

As it is written in Job 19:

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2 How long will ye vex my soul, and break me in pieces with words?
3 These ten times have ye reproached me: ye are not ashamed that ye make yourselves strange to me.
4 And be it indeed that I have erred, mine error remaineth with myself.
Is it not written in Leviticus 19?:

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33 And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him.
Please be patient with me and I will adjust to the standards of this place, for I believe there is truth to be found here.


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