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Default American Heroes bravely fight back against oppression - 08-02-2012, 09:47 PM

Yesterday, 8-1-12 will go down in American history as a day when TRUE Patriots stood up against the oppression an out of control minority and said "no more" Revarand Huckabee, inspired by the same spirit that drove the Found Fathers, called for Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...TMPX_blog.html

As we all well know Chick-fil-a is passing persecution and denial of First Amendment Rights by the thugs of the Radical Gay Agenda because Chick-Fil-a president opposes sodo-marraige. In response thousands were animated by the same spirt of the Greensboro sit-ins and filled the Chick-fil-a franchises the nation over. were the Greensboro sit-ins were opposing the denial of the civil rights of African Americans the Chick-fil-A Appreciators were protesting the denial of the rights of Christian Americans to prevent sodo-marriage in their community.

Let this picture witness this solemn moment in American history. In the face of the gay menace Representative Bacchaman orders her meal at a Chick-fil-A from an illegal alien to gays out of monogamous relationships.
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Default Re: American Heroes bravely fight back against oppression - 08-02-2012, 09:55 PM

Do you ever see any fags working at Chick-fil-a? I don't.


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Default Re: American Heroes bravely fight back against oppression - 08-02-2012, 10:07 PM

I went to a Chick-fil-a for the first time in my life for this. I usually kill my own food and white meat is clearly for gays and girls. But they turned out to have decent coffee and my wife seemed to like their chocolate cookies. I am not entirely certain of that though, since it is the first time we went out for dinner together since we got married.

To make sure I did my patriotic duty I also ordered a few dozen of their chicken sandwiches and gave them to some fat black children there, clearly in need of some serious saving. For some reason one of the parents got angry at me for giving their child some sandwiches, but that blew over once I started quoting the King James Bible in a very loud voice. The Chick-fil-a employees even applauded for this and assisted me with leaving their restaurant.

It is nice to be in a restaurant that appreciates True Christianity for what it really is. A long long list of things we are not allowed to do with clear and severe punishments for those who break those rules.


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Do you ever see any fags working at Chick-fil-a? I don't.
A bunch of disgruntled employees have gone to the Huff N Puff Post to claim that they're gay and that their bosses let them touch normal people's food anyway! Just trying to make the company look bad, and make people worry they'll get the AIDS, I bet.

And an anti-straight gay agenda group is now claiming Chick-fil-A serves GAY CHICKEN!

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Titled "Chick-fil-A: End the hypocrisy! Stop serving gay chickens," the petition points to what it calls a "harsh fact": instances of homosexual behavior in chickens themselves.

"As early as 1764, male chickens have been observed sexually mounting other cocks," Stephen Hoffman, the petition's Ohio-based organizer, writes. "How can Chick-fil-A claim to be truly committed to their selective and hateful misreading of the Biblical definition of marriage when the nearly 300 million sandwiches they sell yearly contain chickens, some or all of which might be gay?"

The petition, which currently has over 1,500 signatures, concludes, "Tell Chick-fil-A to put their money where their mouth is and only sell animals that are 100 percent heterosexual."
Their petition is here. I'm not so sure it's a bad idea; do you really want to risk eating a gay chicken? I'd rather have certified normal chickens, myself.


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A bunch of disgruntled employees have gone to the Huff N Puff Post to claim that they're gay and that their bosses let them touch normal people's food anyway! Just trying to make the company look bad, and make people worry they'll get the AIDS, I bet.

And an anti-straight gay agenda group is now claiming Chick-fil-A serves GAY CHICKEN!



Their petition is here. I'm not so sure it's a bad idea; do you really want to risk eating a gay chicken? I'd rather have certified normal chickens, myself.
This is extremely disturbing news, brother. I had assumed that a Christian business would ensure that they were not serving AIDS to unsuspecting customers in the form of gay chicken! Is there nothing safe in Obamistan?


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A bunch of disgruntled employees have gone to the Huff N Puff Post to claim that they're gay and that their bosses let them touch normal people's food anyway! Just trying to make the company look bad, and make people worry they'll get the AIDS, I bet.
That is disturbing! I am glad I didn't actually eat the chicken I bought there, as white meat is for gays and girls anyway, but gave it to some fat black kids. Those black kids are immune to AIDS anyway as their blood is too lazy to catch a virus.


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I'm certain that an establishment with the reputation of Chick-fil-A takes every precaution in selecting its chickens to ensure that they are not tainted with homerism. Just how they go about doing this is probably a trade secret, as I have not been able to determine from their literature a methodology.

We do have to keep our terms straight (no pun intended) here. A "chicken" by definition is a female, so the more correct term would be a lesbian chicken. Roosters are male, so the more correct term for a homer rooster would be a gay rooster.

I think we could take some simple steps to help root out lezbean chickens, and after careful thought we can make the following observations to help identify potential lezbean chickens.

Chickens that walk with long steps
Chickens that cluck loudly with a heavy timbre to their cluck
Chickens that exhibit anti-social behavior
Chickens that go to bars
Chickens that dress up in rooster feathers
Chickens that exhibit a capacity for athletics
Chickens that smoke cigarettes in public
Chickens that prefer Hummus
Chickens that have their head feathers in the shape of a Mohawk
Chickens that are attracted to Subaru's


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I'm certain that an establishment with the reputation of Chick-fil-A takes every precaution in selecting its chickens to ensure that they are not tainted with homerism. Just how they go about doing this is probably a trade secret, as I have not been able to determine from their literature a methodology.

I think we could take some simple steps to help root out lezbean chickens, and after careful thought we can make the following observations to help identify potential lezbean chickens.


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While you are correct, Brother Brayan, Chick-fil-A no doubt does its best to ensure people do not inadvertantly eat lesbian chickens, I think it would be in the public's interest to go a bit further.

What if, for example, chicken breeders were selectively reproducing females with male plumage, in-drag chickens, and the public thought they were eating roosters? I think people would be concerned.

I've been talking to community leaders in Freehold about a sex certification program that could be headquartered here. Chickens would be certified as heterosexual and labeled accordingly.

It would not be a government program, but firm like Chick-fil-A would show this certification on all of its advertising. I think it would be a VERY profitable venture.

We have not chosen a name or logo for the certification business so if anyone has suggestions they are welcome to pass their ideas along here.

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Default Re: American Heroes bravely fight back against oppression - 08-04-2012, 04:41 PM

Importing chickens from a country with no gay people would solve the lesbo chicken crisis. A quick search shows that Jordon has no gay people. I'm sure there are others, the internets are such a valuable resource for information.
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I've been talking to community leaders in Freehold about a sex certification program that could be headquartered here. Chickens would be certified as heterosexual and labeled accordingly.

It would not be a government program, but firm like Chick-fil-A would show this certification on all of its advertising. I think it would be a VERY profitable venture.

We have not chosen a name or logo for the certification business so if anyone has suggestions they are welcome to pass their ideas along here.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor
I wholeheartedly endorse your modest proposal Mayor. If the joos can have their "kosher" inspections, the mooselimbs their "halal", and the earth worshipers their "free range" chickens, then Christians are certainly entitled to eat only certified heterosexual chickens.

My only concern is that some Democrat is going to start supporting transgender chickens, pass legislation with the help of PETA, and force us all into not knowing what the hell we are eating.


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