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Default You are all homos - 07-23-2008, 12:15 AM

Whenever somebody mentions a penis, you "men" feel the urge to find out the full details. How is that not homosexual? You're all a bunch of faggots. I'm about to be banned, but I don't give a shit, so here, have a pretty picture.

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Default Re: You are all homos - 07-23-2008, 12:18 AM

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Whenever somebody mentions a penis, you "men" feel the urge to find out the full details.
What on earth are you going on about? A reference or a link would be nice so we could adequately argue against you.


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Default Re: You are all homos - 07-23-2008, 12:25 AM

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What on earth are you going on about? A reference or a link would be nice so we could adequately argue against you.
Browse this forum, you'll see what I'm talking about. There's the "tallywhacker museum," some fag's story about boys getting naked in the woods, and he watches and even pays enough attention to their penises to find out that one is uncircumcized (which, by the way, is a Jewish tradition adopted by Western culture. Congratulations, you're all Jews).
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Default Re: You are all homos - 07-23-2008, 12:56 AM

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Browse this forum, you'll see what I'm talking about. There's the "tallywhacker museum," some fag's story about boys getting naked in the woods, and he watches and even pays enough attention to their penises to find out that one is uncircumcized (which, by the way, is a Jewish tradition adopted by Western culture. Congratulations, you're all Jews).
You might want to post a link so that we know what you are talking about. The Bible (KJV1611) narrowly prescribes approved uses of tallywhackers. Satan can get real clever sometimes when it comes to his membership drives. Our Pastors have to constantly be on the lookout for the latest techniques Satan might be using for lure people into sin. I simply don't see a problem with alerting the Faithful in the Congregation.


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Default Re: You are all homos - 07-23-2008, 01:35 AM

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Whenever somebody mentions a penis, you "men" feel the urge to find out the full details. How is that not homosexual? You're all a bunch of faggots. I'm about to be banned, but I don't give a shit, so here, have a pretty picture.

Well, I've examined the art that was posted and can come to only one conclusion. This is Truly Christ inspired! First, you have an innocent virginal white girl holding a gun. What can be more inspirational than that? Secondly it's apparent that this flower of Caucasian innocence has slaughtered a beast of Satan with her gun, which she possesses by rights endowed by the second amendment. This is both Godly AND American! Thirdly, look at the sign; it’s obvious that this heroine has slain the beast in some far off unGodly Asian place full of yellow skinned cowards. This is righteous American has selflessly come to some hole where the yellow dwell to demonstrate how God and the USA will save their souls! I am inspired. This idiot A-Theist comes here in a foolish attempt to mock only to unwittingly prove that the Landover Baptist Church and the USA are TRULY blessed by God!

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Default Re: You are all homos - 07-23-2008, 03:25 AM

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Well, I've examined the art that was posted and can come to only one conclusion. This is Truly Christ inspired! First, you have an innocent virginal white girl holding a gun. What can be more inspirational than that? Secondly it's apparent that this flower of Caucasian innocence has slaughtered a beast of Satan with her gun, which she possesses by rights endowed by the second amendment. This is both Godly AND American! Thirdly, look at the sign; it’s obvious that this heroine has slain the beast in some far off unGodly Asian place full of yellow skinned cowards. This is righteous American has selflessly come to some hole where the yellow dwell to demonstrate how God and the USA will save their souls! I am inspired. This idiot A-Theist comes here in a foolish attempt to mock only to unwittingly prove that the Landover Baptist Church and the USA are TRULY blessed by God!

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This art was made by an Asian (or chink as you racist jackasses call them). The area is supposed to be an American place, although the sign is in Japanese to appeal to the Asian community who would most likely view this. Also, following the story behind the artwork, the child is Satan's sex slave, incarnated into a child.
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Default Re: You are all homos - 07-23-2008, 03:31 AM

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Whenever somebody mentions a penis, you "men" feel the urge to find out the full details. How is that not homosexual? You're all a bunch of faggots.
Actually, most homosexual men aren't as fixated on "tallywackers" as these people are.

In my case, the only thing they have been able to do is make comment after comment on mine. None of them seem to think about that thing I have called a life that's attached to my genitals.
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Default Re: You are all homos - 07-23-2008, 07:14 AM

All you have ever wanted to talk about is your pending SRS. I even offered to pay for it but you did not take me up on it.

Soooo, I'll bite. Let's talk about your life, Mo. Do you consider yourself a top or a bottom and why. I am sure we will find your answer fassinating.


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Default Re: You are all homos - 07-23-2008, 08:30 AM

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This is why I almost envy you "Christians." You're so blinded by your own light that you will twist anything into being holy, as ungodly as it is.
This art was made by an Asian (or chink as you racist jackasses call them). The area is supposed to be an American place, although the sign is in Japanese to appeal to the Asian community who would most likely view this. Also, following the story behind the artwork, the child is Satan's sex slave, incarnated into a child.
Why would a slant draw a Caucasian child slaughtering a demon? And how can it be an American place? We don't have signs in Chinkese.


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Default Re: You are all homos - 07-23-2008, 08:32 AM

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Whenever somebody mentions a penis, you "men" feel the urge to find out the full details. How is that not homosexual? You're all a bunch of faggots. I'm about to be banned, but I don't give a shit, so here, have a pretty picture.

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Default Re: You are all homos - 07-23-2008, 02:02 PM

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Actually, most homosexual men aren't as fixated on "tallywackers" as these people are.

In my case, the only thing they have been able to do is make comment after comment on mine. None of them seem to think about that thing I have called a life that's attached to my genitals.
Well when someone comes into these Godly Forums and tells us he pretty much stuck his tallywacker in a blender to be happy. You can't help but be concerned!


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Default Re: You are all homos - 07-23-2008, 10:29 PM

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All you have ever wanted to talk about is your pending SRS. I even offered to pay for it but you did not take me up on it.

Soooo, I'll bite. Let's talk about your life, Mo. Do you consider yourself a top or a bottom and why. I am sure we will find your answer fassinating.
Well, that wasn't exactly what I meant, but if I can give a little trans-education to a few of the people here, I might as well.

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Default Re: You are all homos - 07-28-2008, 10:53 PM

Thanks to our True Christian© Pastors and Moderators we are once again saved from disgusting descriptions of homer sex.

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Default Re: You are all homos - 08-03-2008, 06:04 AM

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You people asked the question so why did you block out the answer? If you dont want to know something dont ask you stupid piffleing mormonic sheep who kiss the ass of a carpenter who has been dead for 2,000 years because you are all piffleers hahaha!
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better to kiss the ass of a carpenter than kiss the carpets of a lesbean ass, Ms.AngryButts! but there be hope for you, it true

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Default Re: You are all homos - 08-04-2008, 01:24 AM

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Whenever somebody mentions a penis, you "men" feel the urge to find out the full details. How is that not homosexual? You're all a bunch of faggots. I'm about to be banned, but I don't give a shit, so here, have a pretty picture.

I hate to break it to you dumbshits, but that creature is still alive, and its eating you all..... Hey lok! I see Pastor Ezekeel in there. Hey dude!
Still, that little girl is the devil in disguise, and is feedin you all to hell (the creature). By your reckoning, the symbols on the sign are demon scripts, and im sorry to inform you that it is actually a language, a language of some of our fellow human beings.
"Love thy neighbour", and im not sure if theres enough non-gay love in this forum to even make one person feel happy.
Still, as my frend rightly sed, you're so blinded by your faith, that i could probably drive into you in a truck, and you would "mutter to the air for help" and expect to be plucked from the path of my truck, and straight into heaven..... Im sorry to say, that in reality (the place wheere all sane people live) you will die, and cease to exist, there is no heaven, there is no hell, only nothingness, forever.

Some people say that light always prevails over darkness, but infact that is more bullshit than most of the stuff you guys spout which is quite an achievment. Darkness needs no energy, it can carry on forever, whilst light needs energy, and energy cant be used forever, thus light will fail, you will all die, and i will be right, along with all the other sane people.

Depressing, but true, so i enjoy life, and dont fret about the "afterlife". so go out, get stoned, enjoy yourself to the full, coz you only live once.
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