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Default Why? - 01-17-2009, 11:55 PM

Why, why oh why, are you people here so unaccepting? its sad to think that bigots like you, still exist in the U.S.
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Default Re: Why? - 01-18-2009, 09:21 PM

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Why, why oh why, are you people here so unaccepting? its sad to think that bigots like you, still exist in the U.S.
It's even sadder to think that we haven't found all of YOUR kind yet and how DARE you call us bigots!


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Default Re: Why? - 01-18-2009, 10:21 PM

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Why, why oh why, are you people here so unaccepting? its sad to think that bigots like you, still exist in the U.S.
Hey, listen up - we accept anyone who is a True Christian™ why, we've even got an ex-negro who's a True Christian. Landover Church has a really well equipped negro section and we have a strong anti-racist policy.

I doubt you have any of those things, you hell-bound idiot!

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Default Re: Why? - 01-18-2009, 11:41 PM

You not bigots, i am mistaken then. I think your beating of women and total non-acceptance of other races make you bigots. My mistake.
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Default Re: Why? - 01-18-2009, 11:46 PM

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You not bigots, i am mistaken then. I think your beating of women and total non-acceptance of other races make you bigots. My mistake.
You know in some colored countries if a man has to beat his wife, the women's family will apologize to him for their daughter making him so angry.
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You not bigots, i am mistaken then. I think your beating of women and total non-acceptance of other races make you bigots. My mistake.
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Default Re: Why? - 01-19-2009, 12:56 AM

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You not bigots, i am mistaken then. I think your beating of women and total non-acceptance of other races make you bigots. My mistake.
Why begin accepting them at this late date? We are just going to have to kill them when JESUS returns to start Armageddon.


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Default Re: Why? - 01-19-2009, 01:26 AM

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Why begin accepting them at this late date? We are just going to have to kill them when JESUS returns to start Armageddon.
The salvation that Jesus brought to the world is for Jews and Gentils alike. We are all created equally in the image of God regardless of gender, race or color. Those of you who preach the un-equality of women and other races truely are bigots. May God have mercy on your souls.
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Default Re: Why? - 01-19-2009, 01:49 AM

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The salvation that Jesus brought to the world is for Jews and Gentils alike. We are all created equally in the image of God regardless of gender, race or color. Those of you who preach the un-equality of women and other races truely are bigots. May God have mercy on your souls.
You must have read that in the Bible. Would you like to show me where it says that? Please? Thanks in advance. Maybe you could start in the Book of Genesis. Does your Bible have a Book of Genesis? Good. Look at Genesis 7:2 "The male and his female ..." Notice that female animals are the property of male animals, as women are the property of men.

Exodus 20:17. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, ... nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's." In the Bible, women are the property of men; they are his possessions.

Leviticus 12. Read it.

Numbers 3:15-16. When "Moses numbered them according to the word of the Lord" he was told to count "every male from a month old and upward." Women and girls didn't count as persons.

Jeremiah. God compares the destruction of Jerusalem to the rape of a woman who deserves to be raped because she has sinned.

Zachariah 5:7-8. Evil is personified as a woman.

Romans. 1:27. Paul explains that "the natural use" of women is to act as sexual objects for the pleasure of men.

I can quote the Bible to you and you can look it up yourself but STILL the shingles do not fall from your eyes. YOU REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE BIBLE. You keep insisting it says things it does not. You are merely a tool of SATAN, come to draw Christians away from the TRUTH. But THE LORD SHALL SMITE YOU!


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Default Re: Why? - 01-19-2009, 03:47 AM

The Lord shall smite ME??? Compared to you racist, sexist bigots, I`m a f*cking saint. People like you who treat women and other races as if they were inferior and mere posessions are the scum of the earth. Any god who condones, encourages or commands such behavior is not worthy of worship from anyone.

And no woman deserves to be raped, ever, and if the so-called god you serve wants to smite me for calling you out, then bring it the f*ck on, I will take on all of you little bitches.

It really is sad that you all have such low self worth that you feel the need to abuse women and anyone who is different than you in order to feel like a man. I truly pity the pethetic weakling who resorts to beating women. Have fun sucking each others e-penises, I'm done wasting my time with you morally bankrupt heretics.
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The Lord shall smite ME??? Compared to you racist, sexist bigots, I`m a f*cking saint. People like you who treat women and other races as if they were inferior and mere posessions are the scum of the earth. Any god who condones, encourages or commands such behavior is not worthy of worship from anyone.

And no woman deserves to be raped, ever, and if the so-called god you serve wants to smite me for calling you out, then bring it the f*ck on, I will take on all of you little bitches.

It really is sad that you all have such low self worth that you feel the need to abuse women and anyone who is different than you in order to feel like a man. I truly pity the pethetic weakling who resorts to beating women. Have fun sucking each others e-penises, I'm done wasting my time with you morally bankrupt heretics.
Gosh, I must have got on his wrong side.


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Gosh, I must have got on his wrong side.
Yeah, I got that impression too.

Still, no reason to call us "pethetic" though. I thought that was a little harsh.


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Default Re: Why? - 01-19-2009, 07:34 AM

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Yeah, I got that impression too.

Still, no reason to call us "pethetic" though. I thought that was a little harsh.
Yes. It always hurts to lose one to SATAN...or Ireland/Rome.


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I have to keep my debbie in line or else shell' do something stupid again its' my job as the man of the house why cant' you except that?
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Why, why oh why, are you people here so unaccepting? its sad to think that bigots like you, still exist in the U.S.
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Why are you so bigoted against Christians? All we want to do is to follow the Bible, and yet you have to come here and persecute us.


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[...]i have no problem with people who follow the bible. but when that is their only source of thought and ideas i then start to get angry
I can hardly believe you posted that! You must be a woman, no man would use that sort of logic!

If you do not have a problem with people who follow the Bible, how can you have a problem with Landover?

You say you get angry when they use [the Bible] as their only source of ideas. Yet, if I view an outside idea, it is either in the Bible or it is not.

If it is in the Bible, I need not consult the outside source. (e.g. Stoning Homers)
If it is not in the Bible, it cannot be important to my journey to Heaven. (e.g. Civil Rights)
If it contradicts the Bible, then it must be wrong. (e.g. banning slavery)





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Why begin accepting them at this late date? We are just going to have to kill them when JESUS returns to start Armageddon.
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