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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 07:13 PM
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As I see it, according to this Forum he's Unsaved Trash just the same as you.

I'm being nice you pathetic Faggit!
Nice: Agitive: 2 a : of a sympathetic or helpful nature</I> </I>b : of a forbearing nature : Gentle</I></I>c : arising from or characterized by sympathy or forbearance <a kind act</I>></I> </I>
3 : of a kind to give pleasure or relief

Calling people "Unsaved Trash" and "retarded" is not "Nice"

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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 07:21 PM
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Nice: Agitive: 2 a : <I>of a sympathetic or helpful nature</I> </I>b : of a forbearing nature : Gentle</I></I>c : arising from or characterized by sympathy or forbearance <a kind act</I>></I> </I>
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Calling people "Unsaved Trash" and "retarded" is not "Nice"
Your attempts at HTML are really pathetic.
Jesus hates sloppy HTML.
If you are going for a Copy/Paste then please check it in Preview first.

See, I can be nice..

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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 07:33 PM
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Your attempts at HTML are really pathetic.
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See, I can be nice..

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You got close to nice but still not that nice

also i wasnt trying for the HTML and was to tired to care if it was still in there so i didnt preview my post ive been up all day working on a story ive been wrighting for a wile

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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 07:37 PM
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You got close to nice but still not that nice

also i wasnt trying for the HTML and was to tired to care if it was still in there so i didnt preview my post ive been up all day working on a story ive been wrighting for a wile
Just so you know, you can't use HTML on a forum. It has to be BBcode. Just some advice.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 07:51 PM
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Just so you know, you can't use HTML on a forum. It has to be BBcode. Just some advice.
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i know i coppyed and pasted that from my Dictionary on Aol and like i said i was too tired to remove the HTML codeing

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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 07:54 PM
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ive been up all day working on a story ive been wrighting for a wile
This could possibly be the hardest to read story ever written.

Or should I say.

Thes kud possibbblie be the heardist to reed storie ever wrighten.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 07:59 PM
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This could possibly be the hardest to read story ever written.

Or should I say.

Thes kud possibbblie be the heardist to reed storie ever wrighten.
*Slaps V* i have trouble spelling not trouble Reading

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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 08:01 PM
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i know i coppyed and pasted that from my Dictionary on Aol and like i said i was too tired to remove the HTML codeing
Ah, nevermind then.

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*Slaps V* i have trouble spelling not trouble Reading
And that was a seriously bad idea. *ducks away before the infraction points come*
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 08:03 PM
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Ah, nevermind then.



And that was a seriously bad idea. *ducks away before the infraction points come*
Hey they started it with the name calling i just got tired of it and that was the last straw that broke the banthas back

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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 08:07 PM
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Hey they started it with the name calling i just got tired of it and that was the last straw that broke the banthas back
If you get mad, that means that they won. Just suck it up, and take it like a man. Deep breathing helps.

And whenever they piss me off, I just remind myself that all of Landover's going to HFIL. (Home for Infinite Losers)
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 08:10 PM
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If you get mad, that means that they won. Just suck it up, and take it like a man. Deep breathing helps.

And whenever they piss me off, I just remind myself that all of Landover's going to HFIL. (Home for Infinite Losers)
Well exsept for those that arnt "True Christians"

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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 08:32 PM
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Hey they started it with the name calling i just got tired of it and that was the last straw that broke the banthas back
you just earned 100 infraction points for being an angry retard.

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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 08:39 PM
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you just earned 100 infraction points for being an angry retard.

Show us some respect you drooling mormon.

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How about you show some respect for new people and thats all im saying to you

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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 10:03 PM
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No body with any shred decency is going to show any respect for a Star Wars fan. It’s psuedo Buddhist nonsense is long past its time and certainly nothing that Jesus would watch. Now the latest Battlestar Galactica, that is a proper Christian Sci-Fi show and Jesus smiles upon it. Your cheesy new age mind tricks won’t do squat when Christian cyber clone sticks a chip in your scull that starts screaming scripture into your brain 24/7.

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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 11:10 PM
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Listen Goatface, the only thing I've passed up this past week was my dinner as soon as I realised a Retard was coming on to me.
I don't "come on" to anyone. I simply invite them to save their own soul through the work in the ninth sphere. Destroy your own ego and incarnate the Christ or have the ego forcefully torn apart in the infradimesnions of nature. It is sad that your lustful egos are clouding your perception of reality.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 11:36 PM
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Your attempts at HTML are really pathetic.
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If you are going for a Copy/Paste then please check it in Preview first.

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You have no proof jesus hates sloppy HTML im sure he doesent even concern himself with modern technology, you were just jokeing about that, right?
anyhow, i meant no offense i just found it funny

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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-18-2007, 11:40 PM
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No body with any shred decency is going to show any respect for a Star Wars fan. It’s psuedo Buddhist nonsense is long past its time and certainly nothing that Jesus would watch. Now the latest Battlestar Galactica, that is a proper Christian Sci-Fi show and Jesus smiles upon it. Your cheesy new age mind tricks won’t do squat when Christian cyber clone sticks a chip in your scull that starts screaming scripture into your brain 24/7.

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We should make that chip!

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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-19-2007, 12:28 AM
Please lay off my friend. If I can deal with bad spelling so can you, no offense, Jedi. (speaking if Jedi, what happened to the Jedi code?)
That and you do know that Battlestar Galactica is a cruddy remake of a cruddy miniseries, right? If we're going to talk sci-fi please get a better series, like Stargate SG1.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-19-2007, 12:59 AM
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Don't tell us what to do! We've got free speech!

This is something of hypocrasy i've read a post along the lines of 'what to do if your child is showing any signs of being gay stone it to death'
Thats telling you to kill your baby if the child is teething. I am no queer nor supporter of queers BUT i do think that MURDER IS A SIN wich is why i disagree with stoneing a child to death and..the idea of killing an infant to me sounds inhumane and i could never bear it..have some compassion for human life people

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