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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 07:21 PM

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My God are you lot who say this game should be banned not only full of stupidity, but the embodiment of SATAN himself
Can you post scripture or any other evidence to support that claim?


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 07:23 PM

Alright, first let me start with this: People on the internet hate people like you, especially gamers. I have only made an account on this website to basically say "piffle you, people like you are piffleing retarded and believe in your stupid religion too much." I don't give a single piffle if ban me off of here. I am atheist and reading this shit make me even happier I stopped believing. There is literal proof of evolution (Just putting that out there dumbasses - oh and I want a little entertainment so explain to me how this isn't evolution: http://galapagosconservation.org.uk/...FinchTree.jpeg) Okay now I can start with Overwatch, the group "Overwatch" was formed to keep PEACE during the "Omnic Crisis" (When robots when on a killing rampage). This whole game is set in the future so they have technology that we don't (For example Mercy's Healing Staff or the hero Bastion). Winston isn't just a talking ape, he's a scientist and he was apart of an experiment to see if humans can make monkies and apes smarter. Reaper does NOT use "god's holy power" if you piffleing pay attention he uses dark magic to become a wraith and to teleport. Bastion is the most hated character in the game and if any on plays him or gets "Play of the Game" everyone hates that player because it is a point and click hero. Widowmaker and Reaper both work for Overwatch's enemy, Talon, who are assassins and cause the whole Omnic Crisis. I would continue this but this website is just giving me more and more cancer as I stay on it. I hope you all die and have a horrible time in the afterlife.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 07:27 PM

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Ooooh, Valhalla, where you get to go fight giants for eternity. Just what crime/sin/offense have giants ever committed against you? .....
Never mind the giant fantasies, Didymus, can you (or anyone else) tell me who Nordarsil is? It sounds like a brand name for an over-the-counter cream - a sort of Mucinex for congestion elsewhere in the body, perhaps.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 07:36 PM

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Okay now I can start with Overwatch, the group "Overwatch" was formed to keep PEACE during the "Omnic Crisis" (When robots when on a killing rampage). This whole game is set in the future so they have technology that we don't (For example Mercy's Healing Staff or the hero Bastion). Winston isn't just a talking ape, he's a scientist and he was apart of an experiment to see if humans can make monkies and apes smarter. Reaper does NOT use "god's holy power" if you piffleing pay attention he uses dark magic to become a wraith and to teleport. Bastion is the most hated character in the game and if any on plays him or gets "Play of the Game" everyone hates that player because it is a point and click hero. Widowmaker and Reaper both work for Overwatch's enemy, Talon, who are assassins and cause the whole Omnic Crisis. I would continue this but this website is just giving me more and more cancer as I stay on it. I hope you all die and have a horrible time in the afterlife.
I'll see y'all in hell.

You sound like a seven year old girl explaining the scenario in her Barbie Kitchen. Would you care for tea?


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Love Jesus Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 08:05 PM

I am shocked at this thread. I am shocked that you people think a video game with a diverse cast to represent all corners of the globe can be this evil. I was taught that as a catholic we need to spread love, not hate. We need to love our God, not fear him, we need to fear nothing, Because if we fear anything how can that be a good thing? we should not fear Satan's power, because he has none. He is weak.
A final word of advice to you people who read this, Respect others beliefs. Do not try to impose your beliefs over theirs and try to be kind to all people, even if they are of other sexuality's, beliefs, religions, nationalities, and races. And, although you may disagree, you might make a new friend.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 08:10 PM

make the new reply button bigger a lot of these smiles are racist and very offensive this post made me want to kill myself which i probablywould have if it wasn't so close to yule and there is no god
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 08:12 PM

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Alright, first let me start with this: People on the internet hate people like you, especially gamers.
That's because they hate Jesus (Luke 11:23). Gamers don't want eternal joy, they want to scatter. Some think it's because they are antisocial misfits, but I suspect they have all but extinguished their souls. Have you ever noticed how many gingers play games? I think it's a gaming culture, to extinguish your soul as if you were never born with one.

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I have only made an account on this website to basically say "piffle you, people like you are piffleing retarded and believe in your stupid religion too much."
And yet you go on to tell us so much more.

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the group "Overwatch" was formed to keep PEACE during the "Omnic Crisis" (When robots when on a killing rampage).
Robots didn't go on a killing spree. Do you really think we can't defend ourselves from goofy tinker toys with batteries strapped to their backs?



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This whole game is set in the future so they have technology that we don't (For example Mercy's Healing Staff or the hero Bastion).
As there are no references to robots in the Holy Bible, we can be assured that Jesus is coming back any day now. Indeed, I think He gave us Donald Trump to encourage families to try one last time to convert their gaming children to accept the Lord thy God before being turned into a bloodbath for the amusement of the righteous (Psalm 58:10), and as treats for our dogs (Psalm 68:23).
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Winston isn't just a talking ape, he's a scientist and he was apart of an experiment to see if humans can make monkies and apes smarter.
*monkeys

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I hope you all die and have a horrible time in the afterlife.
I'll see y'all in hell.
There, see? You're not really an atheist. You're simply having a little temper tantrum. You should have been beaten more as a child. Perhaps it's not yet too late. Why don't you let me speak with your mother. I'm sure we can work out a neat plan.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 08:15 PM

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Hello Lashandra,

Do you have bad eyesight? Just wondering because of the size of the font you are using.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 08:17 PM

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I am shocked at this thread. I am shocked that you people think a video game with a diverse cast to represent all corners of the globe can be this evil. I was taught that as a catholic we need to spread love, not hate. We need to love our God, not fear him, we need to fear nothing, Because if we fear anything how can that be a good thing? we should not fear Satan's power, because he has none. He is weak.
A final word of advice to you people who read this, Respect others beliefs. Do not try to impose your beliefs over theirs and try to be kind to all people, even if they are of other sexuality's, beliefs, religions, nationalities, and races. And, although you may disagree, you might make a new friend.
- Lashandra, the black catholic.
By that logic, you should show more respect to Satan's beliefs. He believed he was unjustly kicked out of Heaven for the victimless crime of desiring cognitive and behavioral autonomy. Why don't you respect that more and help more people "free" themselves from God?

Could it be...

Not all beliefs are worthy of respect, hmm?







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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 08:24 PM

I honestly hope that this is a joke, you ruined your kids computer, totally disrespected other religions and made a long ass opinion that doesn't make sense. It just piffleing amazes me that this was written by a human being.
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Unhappy Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 08:24 PM

I am sorry for the possibly rude nature of my previous post, I am new to this website. I also felt I needed to get my point across. I will try to in the future not to ignite anger/debating or use my "loud" font.
I wish you and all of your families a Merry Christmas and a Grand New Year filled with the love of The Lord,
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Devil Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 08:43 PM

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The Founding Fathers never meant to include superstitious Catholics, greedy Jews, Negroidal religions, silly witch-play, or fuffy-bunny Christian-lite (never did they imagine our nation overtaken by dirty Muslims!), but for True Christians™ only. Our freedom stops where your invoking Satan begins, ergo, games like these ought to be banned.
Hello I'm a transgender gay muslim known on the internet as A_SEAGULL. I do not appreciate you talking smack about this game, Overwatch is my life and nothing you or your false god say can change that. Come and fight me in my moms basement I'm a genji main and got sick katanas you fat piffleing christian whore
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Hello I'm a transgender gay muslim known on the internet as A_SEAGULL. I do not appreciate you talking smack about this game, Overwatch is my life and nothing you or your false god say can change that. Come and fight me in my moms basement I'm a genji main and got sick katanas you fat piffleing christian whore
You won't want to fight me when you see who's in my corner.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 08:48 PM

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I honestly hope that this is a joke, you ruined your kids computer, totally disrespected other religions and made a long ass opinion that doesn't make sense. It just piffleing amazes me that this was written by a human being.
Would you care to share with us which religion you follow, or perhaps you don´t have a religion at all?


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Pumpkin pie Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 09:08 PM

I disagree with a lot of the things said in this post, but I would like to clarify one thing. You have stated that "Mickey", the cowboy character, "fans his hammer", and that it represents a sexual act. Fanning the hammer is a term used to describe the action performed when shooting a single shot pistol rapidly. By moving your hand in a fanning motion over the hammer, also known as the priming mechanism on an old single shot pistol, you are able to shoot what is usually a slow firing weapon several times in a row.
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Jesus' eternal love Think - 12-20-2016, 09:11 PM

Luke 6:41
“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"


Let that sink in
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 09:16 PM

For all those who think Overwatch is bad, read this,

Mercy, not marcy, is like god as in she heals other people and brings them back to life.
Mercy and Pharah also stay together because it mutually beneficial to both of them to be together not because the are lesbian lovers. Zarya isn't even lesbian, she is just built like that. Also, Overwatch was brought together in a time to go against the Omnics or bad guys of the story line. How can they be sinful if the protect the world from danger. Genji, which is now a cyborg, was human but was mortally wounded by his brother Hanzo because he betrayed their clan/family. Mercy made Genji that way to save him otherwise he would have been dead. Zenyatta was an activist for robot rights in the Overwatch universe, there is nothing bad about him. Anna does not shoot her fellow companions with autism vaccines. She heals them with a biotic rifle. The bullets have healing agents such as mercy.
Before any people on this website bash, the game do your own research. Look at each story line very carefully as you can find a few of them on the internet. Don't be arrogant and assume the things that have been said about the game if you don't do the research and understand the concepts.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-20-2016, 09:21 PM

I am a Roman Catholic, college student, gay, male. I'm putting this out there since I have no fears of the foul things that will be said to me on this forum post. I live a fairly popular life, I'm friends with many kinds of people. Did I forget to say I'm latino? Yikes, sorry. But anyway, I do have many friends from many different backgrounds, white, black, hispanic, asian, etc. I do play my fair share of video games and this is a game I partake in quite a bit. I do enjoy the game and it kind of saddens me how blind people become from their religion. To push down others in order to feel like they're going to earn a place in God's kingdom. We don't even know if he truly exists. I hope he does, I hope I can live in his kingdom. But have you thought about your death? Truly? What if we end up in Oblivion? Meaning, your mark on this land, all the things you said, did, thought, these are all in vain if that were the case. You left your mark on this world, leaving the world with a negative feeling towards you. The group of people who believe like many on this post aren't a large amount of people, to think so negatively, to push people down so you can try to rise above them. I apologize for insulting your version of Christianity but, let's face it. Bottom-line, it seems like your group is racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. You can't explain what you do just because of your religion, at the end of the day, who's going to be with you on your death bed? To the father who smashed their child's computer, I'm sure you have done much more to hurt that child. Who's to say that your child will help you in the end? People are set on their own motives and they'll act nicely towards others who are nice to them, I'm sure if I did these things to my child (which I don't have yet) I would probably not expect them to be with me in the end. I wish to leave my mark on this world, I wish to make people happy in the end, if I die I want to live in God's kingdom which to you may seem impossible. I mean, to you, I'm just a Mexican-speaking faggot. I ain't Mexican, I'm certainly gay; but is it really necessary to call someone the obvious? Especially in a negative connotation? I am not going to insult anybody here, I am here to discuss and try to make sense of this thought process here. Now to the main game itself, as it may have not been explained very well. Trust me, for I am a Catholic male, I have played this game, I come from a very religious family that has happily opened their arms for me even if some think I'm going to Hell. The game is not as satanic as you believe. The game is about an organization similar to the UN which is called Overwatch, an organization created to resist against robots which were war machines that had gone corrupt. I don't see how this can be satanic in the slightest. Take into consideration that this game is about a real future, so robots of course will be more advanced and may be used for military purposes. These names you call the characters are incorrect, Darya? Anyway, moving on. The character bios are all incorrect for the most part. You must be open to reading the original lore in itself in order to get these facts right. You can convince anybody of something as long as you manipulate them well enough. Please, take into consideration that the people of our world don't always mean harm. I don't wish to see any of you suffer, I've suffered enough hate through the years and you gaining hate only creates ignorance which in turn has made you hostile to certain groups of people. God is with us all, man or woman. Live well in peace and prosperity, my brothers and sisters. Please, learn peace, learn happiness, learn to love. Cheers, Merry Christmas, Jordan Piña
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Luke 6:41
“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"


Let that sink in
Except... there is no plank in their own eyes, because Jesus has forgiven their sins and washed them clean in His blood, and now they're perfect.


That's how Christianity works. It's all explained in the Bible. You should read it.


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I am a Roman Catholic, college student, gay, male. I'm putting this out there since I have no fears of the foul things that will be said to me on this forum post.
I think you're putting that out there to shock us. That says more about you than us. Considering we haven't said a "foul" thing to you since, oh, ever. I think you're just trying to poke what you think to be a sleeping bear for your own amusement. I think you must think you're pretty tough doing that. I think it's cowardly. May God have mercy on you, dear.


PS, have your mother call me, and we'll straighten out this "gay" phase of yours.




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