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Default New York sweeper eats dog - 06-16-2008, 06:07 PM

New York road sweeper eats dog. You would half expect to see headlines like this from our yellow friends who are hosting the Olympics, but from New York ?
Read it and weep.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7456051.stm


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Default Re: New York sweeper eats dog - 06-16-2008, 06:18 PM

I think it was a gay. Who else has small dogs like that? He says the dogs were like his kids. Wonder his kids didn't get sucked up a sweeper too as much attention as he pays!


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Default Re: New York sweeper eats dog - 06-16-2008, 06:18 PM

It could be a world-wide epidemic caused by eating too much Chinkee food.
These Danish Students filmed themselves eating a Cat.

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The students, from the Danish School of Journalism in Aarhus, posted 30 pictures of themselves cooking and eating the animal, reports the Copenhagen Post.



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Default Re: New York sweeper eats dog - 06-16-2008, 06:43 PM

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Default Re: New York sweeper eats dog - 06-16-2008, 07:01 PM

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The Danish are quite good at drawing Allah the kiddy fiddler cartoons


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Default Re: New York sweeper eats dog - 06-16-2008, 08:24 PM

I may use cats as subjects in my carefully controlled Christian scientific experiments, I would NEVER consider frying one up

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Default Re: New York sweeper eats dog - 06-17-2008, 01:28 AM

If it's not a guard dog or a farm dog or a hunting dog, then it's just another varmint.

I don't think that pugs and poodles are even dogs are they? More like rodents to me. Cats too. And since I'm not a slant or an injun, I don't eat rodents.


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Default Re: New York sweeper eats dog - 06-17-2008, 06:46 AM

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I don't think that pugs and poodles are even dogs are they? More like rodents to me. Cats too. And since I'm not a slant or an injun, I don't eat rodents.
We have two Maltese X dogs. They may be small in size but one of them could quite easily take you leg off if provoked.
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We have two Maltese X dogs. They may be small in size but one of them could quite easily take you leg off if provoked.
I used to have problem Dogs myself.
My advice to you would be to lure them into a sack and a few swings with a Baseball Bat does the trick.
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Even with small animals you'll get a decent pair of Gloves from the fur.
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My advice to you would be to lure them into a sack and a few swings with a Baseball Bat does the trick.
Even with small animals you'll get a decent pair of Gloves from the fur.
Who said they were problem dogs? I'd much rather lure a person into a sack and take a few swings with a baseball bat than harm an animal. Dogs in particular are a better judge of a persons true nature than a human.
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Did you just say you like to knock dogs on the head and then fornicate with them? That's about the most disgusting thing I've ever heard, but I guess you knuckle-dragging abos don't know the difference. Anyway, you're going to hell for that.

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Did you just say you like to knock dogs on the head and then fornicate with them? That's about the most disgusting thing I've ever heard, but I guess you knuckle-dragging abos don't know the difference. Anyway, you're going to hell for that.
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Default Re: New York sweeper eats dog - 06-17-2008, 01:46 PM

I saw that homer on TV today crying about his poor dog. Can you imagine if every grieving pet owner was allowed to cry on public TV? It would be a disaster. So why is this guy so special??

He'll probably sue and make a fortune. Maybe I should get a pound pup and walk it near a street sweeper. If it doesn't get eaten there's still three weeks to take the animal back.


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Default Re: New York sweeper eats dog - 06-17-2008, 02:48 PM

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Who said they were problem dogs? I'd much rather lure a person into a sack and take a few swings with a baseball bat than harm an animal.
Why? Are you some kind of a vegan psychopath? Where in the Holy Bible does God give you permission to lure people into a sack and hit them? Friend, that kind of hateful attitude towards your neighbour is not acceptable on these Christian boards.


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Default Re: New York sweeper eats dog - 06-18-2008, 08:23 AM

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Why? Are you some kind of a vegan psychopath? Where in the Holy Bible does God give you permission to lure people into a sack and hit them? Friend, that kind of hateful attitude towards your neighbour is not acceptable on these Christian boards.
No I'm not a vegan or anything like that. I like steaks, burgers, chicken, pork, lamb. But I also will not tolerate rednecks who go out of their way harm a defenseless animal. If an animal needed to be put down because of legitimate reasons like medical then there are more humaine methods than a sack and a baseball bat. No, the bible doesn't give me permission to lure a person into a sack and beat them with a baseball bat. Nor does it give you permission to do the same to any animal.
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No I'm not a vegan or anything like that. I like steaks, burgers, chicken, pork, lamb. But I also will not tolerate rednecks who go out of their way harm a defenseless animal. If an animal needed to be put down because of legitimate reasons like medical then there are more humaine methods than a sack and a baseball bat. No, the bible doesn't give me permission to lure a person into a sack and beat them with a baseball bat. Nor does it give you permission to do the same to any animal.
It's only a darn Dog for goodness sakes. It's not as though it has feelings or a Soul or anything.

It might only take 5 minutes or so.



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Default Re: New York sweeper eats dog - 06-18-2008, 10:06 AM

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It's only a darn Dog for goodness sakes. It's not as though it has feelings or a Soul or anything.

It might only take 5 minutes or so.
Says who?
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Says who?
Says God. Among many other places in the Bible, see:
Genesis 1:26; Genesis 1:28; Genesis 2:19; Genesis 2:20; Genesis 9:2; Genesis 9:3; Jeremiah 27:6; Jeremiah 28:14; Daniel 2

There is a special exception for talking animals, such as talking donkeys, in which case you are allowed to beat them, but not if you make a mistake about their misconduct. See Numbers 22:22-33.

You animal huggers make me sick. God does not intend for humans to be on earth mollycoddling the birds and the beasts.

I saw the dog in question television. It was one of those cute little black lap dogs that the homers have. It was black and white and male, and it was named Ginger, and it lived with another male little dog of the same breed. A boy dog named Ginger? If its inattentive owner wasn't a homer, the dog most certainly was. God saw it as an abomination in his eyes; he wanted it dead and he killed it. Who are you to question that? Glory to God!


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