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_The Earthling_ is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Guns FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! - 01-07-2020, 05:53 PM

Everybody knows it: Brother [REDACTED] and the Brother [REDACTED] are glaring at each other with raging hate-ons. It's time for them to take this outside....So we can all watch, with popcorn!

I even fanficc'ed up a rap battle:
[REDACTED] ain't no menace, he just a boring cooter
He a super-dooper *scritch scratch* party pooper
As for me, I'm the dream of Martin Luther
The protestant reformer, not the white-zone intruder

Yo [REDACTED] is so boring he gives brethern cancer
And like half of Nebraska he's an elk-romancer
More of them in the closet than *scritch scratch* coat hangers
"OOOOOOOOOOh!" "Oh no you dint!"
Yo yo, little tool
don't bite off more than you can chew
like yo mamma did, with some random jew
and then 9 months later, she took a big poo
At least poo has peanuts: you're just you
May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To rebuke yo sinnin' azz (to rebuke yo sinnin' azz)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my azz (come take my azz)
We'll walk through Freehold together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

So lets go back
Follow the the straight and narrow path as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through Freehold
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the some sh!tstop in Nebraska now

And when I'm gone, just rebuke yo sinnin' azz, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my anointed fists
Just know that I'm looking down on you rebuking
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smack yo ugly face with a Kay Jay Vee

And when he's gone, just rebuke yo sinnin' azz, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his drenched in the blood of the lamb Boots
Just know that he's looking down on you judging
And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smack yo ugly face with a Kay Jay Vee in your tie.
What?
I know you are but what am I?
An idiot.
I know you are...
Damn, walked right into that one.

Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 02-13-2020 at 07:34 PM. Reason: [redacted]
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