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Default Re: Let's play Sleasepits And Sinners, the Christian alternative to Dungeons and Dragons - 09-06-2019, 02:15 AM

Is the game still on? Having trouble deciding on a new game-master?

Remember that game-masters have to be good at resisting the temptation to let the power go to their heads and become petty tyrants. You have to watch out for the wrong personality types.

It's like if you're building a utopia, you should never allow in any perfectionists, harem-seekers, or architects. Those are what kill 99% of utopian projects.

But I was talking about game-masters. Petty dictatorial despots who get drunk on power because they've never had any, because even the lowest of the low look down on you, even the retard gets chosen before you in gym class, and you vowed to get payback someday, and you do not betray vows, vengence, vengence,

Not that I know anything about that, it's not like I was a guard at Abu Graib. Only the cool kids got to go there, those stuck up snobs think their dung don't smell, they didn't even run their dungeon very well. I would have tormented the inmates twice as viciously, I would have

Anyway, can I be game-master?


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Jesus Re: Let's play Sleasepits And Sinners, the Christian alternative to Dungeons and Dragons - 09-07-2019, 05:54 PM

While I'll not risk eternity on the roll of the dice like many people, a game that can show what happens when you do not follow Gods Demands® and instead live life all willy-nilly like the story of the Ant and the Grasshopper. For the game to have real impact, especially on small children, it must be played with a level of realism and consequences. Spankings, beatings, with-holding of food and sleep deprivation are all very valid consequences to real life missteps and they rarely have long term ill effects.

I am a firm believer that all games have lessons they can teach. I remind little Timmy every day he owes me $750,000 for landing on my Railroad. I pay all the children for the work they do above their chores but Timmy sees his weekly $1.25 on the table and get scooped right back into my pocket. Six months have passed and every week, that lesson is reinforced to the little four year old along with the rest of the Hutchins Klan. Jesus Saves®

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Default Re: Let's play Sleasepits And Sinners, the Christian alternative to Dungeons and Dragons - 09-07-2019, 09:58 PM

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For the game to have real impact, especially on small children, it must be played with a level of realism and consequences.
I like the way you think. The adventure I've planning at has a lot of acid and spike traps, so everyone have some thumbtacks and vinegar ready. And no closing your eyes before you splash.

Wonder if I should add fireball spells, or would that risk getting out of hand?
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Default Re: Let's play Sleasepits And Sinners, the Christian alternative to Dungeons and Dragons - 09-07-2019, 10:48 PM

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Is the game still on? Having trouble deciding on a new game-master? Remember that game-masters have to be good at resisting the temptation to let the power go to their heads and become petty tyrants. You have to watch out for the wrong personality types. It's like if you're building a utopia, you should never allow in any perfectionists, harem-seekers, or architects. Those are what kill 99% of utopian projects. But I was talking about game-masters. Petty dictatorial despots who get drunk on power because they've never had any, because even the lowest of the low look down on you, even the retard gets chosen before you in gym class, and you vowed to get payback someday, and you do not betray vows, vengence, vengence, Not that I know anything about that, it's not like I was a guard at Abu Graib. Only the cool kids got to go there, those stuck up snobs think their dung don't smell, they didn't even run their dungeon very well. I would have tormented the inmates twice as viciously, I would have

Anyway, can I be game-master?
Isn't there already a pitMaster? POST #1
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Default Re: Let's play Sleasepits And Sinners, the Christian alternative to Dungeons and Dragons - 11-25-2019, 02:47 PM

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Isn't there already a pitMaster? POST #1
Oh, I retired for a bit, but I'm back now.

The next adventure is called "The Corpse-choked Gladiator pits of the Democrat Primary Netherworld!" Who's playing?

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