[Faith_Machine]

Well friends, now I've seen everything:

David and Tamela Mann release R&B album offering Christian couples clean music to ‘make love’ to

Grammy Award-winning gospel artist and actress Tamela Mann teamed up with her husband, NAACP Image Award-winning actor and comedian David Mann to release an album for believers who want to enjoy intimacy without tasteless lyrics.

Titled Us Against the World, the album is a departure from Tamela’s staple gospel sound and celebrates their 30-year union using R&B grooves.

"It was different for me, it was really different, even though I was happy to think about the man that I love [while singing],” Tamela told The Christian Post. “It made me even look at him differently, and in all honesty, we tested it out and it really worked."

"It’s making baby music," David interjected about the album.

Produced by the couple and their son, David Mann, Jr., Tamela said her 30-year-old son pegged the album, "back in the day" music. They were so happy to be able to provide a project like this for the body of Christ.

"Even though you knew we were talking about love, it wasn't nasty love music,” Tamela explained.

Their first single, “Good Love,” highlights the couple's soulful harmonies and kicks off the 10-song musical collaboration. “Us Against the World” candidly chronicles the defining moments of David and Tamela’s long relationship.

“It’s about music to make love, not to have sex,” David told CP. “This album was one that we wanted to give to our people because when you're having those intimate moments, you know we listening to something.”

He joked that people are probably listening to “ R-Kelly or Ron Isley” when trying to get romantic. However, their music is coming from a different place. “You know what we represent, or who we represent. You know that our love for each other is 30 years strong and growing. So we wanted to make music that people can have those intimate moments with and not listen and be like, 'girl, let me slap you, bump you, pop you.' All of that stuff."

The album is based on the couple’s new memoir, Us Against the World: Our Secrets to Love, Marriage, and Family. The couple just finished touring for the record.

For more information on the book or the album, visit the website.

Doesn't that just beat all? I had no idea people listened to music while having sex, but leave it to those hot-blooded Negroes to come up with something like this.

I'm not real big on colored music, and it's hard to imagine any white Christian man being able to "perform" while listening to some Negress shrieking and caterwauling over a jungle rhythm background, but this all did get me to thinking:

What would be the ideal music for a gentleman to listen to while fulfilling his Godly obligation to seed his wife?

You might or might not agree, but submitted for your perusal are some of my favorite tunes. Perhaps they might make your marriage bed more productive.

What a Friend We Have In Jesus (Alabama)

How Great Thou Art (Carrie Underwood)

That Old Rugged Cross (Alan Jackson)

Onward Christian Soldiers (The Cedarmont Kids)

Donald Trump Anthem (USA Freedom Kids)

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition (Kay Kyser)

Gentlemen, if you have any trouble quite getting to the point of "release," this last one is guaranteed to put you "over the edge," as it were:


Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition (cover by the Young Pioneers)

[Dennis Lukes]

But the act of conception only lasts about 20 seconds! That's nearly enough time to listen to a song! Not that any Christian would listen to this Satanic screeching.

[Young Peter]

Those are great songs on your list, brother Faith, but I feel like I could get into all sorts of trouble if I listened to those songs by young kids while I was in a state of arousal.


I've been in court-ordered therapy and a support group, learning what my "triggers" are.

[Phil Ander]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

What would be the ideal music for a gentleman to listen to while fulfilling his Godly obligation to seed his wife?

Well it was many years ago, and in the automobile owned by her father, my girlfriend put on the newly released first Roper Crossburn 8 track cartridge. We pulled off the road and listened intently to the man with the silver tongue. Sometimes things happen, so 50 shekels later, she became my wife.


As part of the prenup we agreed to only seed when a new Roper Crossburn album was released. Its been a few years now.


Phil