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Spiritual Diagnostics, the TPP -
03-24-2017, 06:36 PM
I have been planning on writing an introduction to Theopsychology for some time now. So when a situation arose yesterday which allowed me to use an important diagnostic tool, I was in the right mind frame and instinct took over.
While patient-doctor confidentiality and HIPAA regulations prevent me from revealing too much detail, I can provide vague generalizations about the case while giving everyone a brief glimpse into an intricate and fascinating part of Theopsychology; the Theo-Psychological Profile, or TPP.
The TPP in some ways resembles the Criminal Profile system employed by the now disbanded Behavioral Science Unit of the FBI. It allows the trained practitioner to diagnose and develop a treatment plan for every type of spiritual malaise.
The subject of this profile is a young adult female hailing from a tiny Communist country in the Netherregions. Subject, designated SMB-f0001 presents with general social maladjustment, delusions of persecution, and cascade hostility. Subject admits to Deity Detachment Disorder (DDD) aka'atheism' in layman terms.
This case is an easy one, as the subject has already identified her spiritual malaise;DDD. The cause of DDD is anger with God. But because of the irrational insistence of the DDD patient that God does not exist, the patient engages in what we professionals call 'displacement'. The subject, unable to reconcile her anger with the Supreme Entity she is pretending does not exist, must deflect or “project” her anger elsewhere.
This is where the TPP really shines, because it provides the practitioner deep insight into the psychospiritual nature of the subject.
For instance,subject lives in a frigid, dreary environment. But as she has begun down the path of denial, she will not admit this causes her a degree of anger. Employing cognitive dissonance, the subject displaces this source of rightful anger and directs it toward those more fortunate than herself.
As it is well established that feminism is a symptom of Communism, we may deduce that her country is teeming with feminists, and that she has had prolonged exposure to it. From there it is safe to assume that she has been subjected, willingly or not, to multiple cases of Lesbian Anal Sodomy Sex or LASS. This form of spiritual warfare further weakens her links to the Divine Plan of God. This is important,because the function of Theopsychology is to repair, strengthen, and maintain those Divine Links.
Subject will suffer from shame and humiliation due to prolonged LASS encounters, While shame and humiliation are good for maintaining spiritual homeostasis, they are detrimental outside the context of improving spiritual health.
Other anger projection loci may be ascertained based on the subjects locale.Hunger, poverty, cultural irrelevance, inferiority complex, each manifesting as distinct points of anger targeting a range of proxy recipients.
All this and much,much more can be revealed through the TPP by a qualified professional practitioner. The TPP is invaluable in the diagnosis process, and is in fact the primary diagnostic tool. While a fMRI may provide a general look into the psychospiritual strength of a patient where the spirit interacts with the mind in the prefrontal cortex, the fMRI can lead to false positives for reasons I will touch on in my introduction to Theopsychology. An fMRI should only be used as an ancillary diagnostic tool, not primary.
Sadly, the prognosis for subject SMB-f0001 is poor due to her location and environment. In a nurturing Christian environment she could almost certainly be cured of this particular spiritual malaise. And this is exactly where the future of Theopsychology rests. By making accurate projections of spiritual malaise outbreak clusters, Theopsychology can help to prevent epidemics of atheism, homosexuality, drug use, and other spiritually infectious diseases.
I hope this has been useful and informative.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Spiritual Diagnostics, the TPP -
03-24-2017, 07:31 PM
Frigid environment, nether regions; clearly this wretch is from Holland. That place has too many evils to list. One day, the Lord will break their dikes and then they will sleep with the fishes in the sea.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Spiritual Diagnostics, the TPP -
03-25-2017, 12:16 AM
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And this is exactly where the future of Theopsychology rests. By making accurate projections of spiritual malaise outbreak clusters, Theopsychology can help to prevent epidemics of atheism, homosexuality, drug use, and other spiritually infectious diseases.
I hope this has been useful and informative.
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This is exciting news. To know the origin of atheism and homosexuality and come up with cures would save the world.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Spiritual Diagnostics, the TPP -
03-25-2017, 03:53 AM
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This is exciting news. To know the origin of atheism and homosexuality and come up with cures would save the world.
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I wish it were so easy, Mayor Brother Hold. But those afflicted with DDD, along with Satanists (Deity Opposition Disorder, or DOD) can be very hard to treat because they have willingly chosen to afflict themselves with a spiritual malady. They do not consciously want to be cured, requiring long and arduous treatment in an isolated location.
The gaywise (Maso Abomination Disorder, or MAD) may have actively chosen the disorder or may have had it thrust upon them. Only careful TPP screening can determine which one. But the MAD have a large support metwork which reinforces their affliction, much like the Pro-ana support groups and the Democratic convention.
What we need are more trained Theopsychologists to combat the growing tide of spiritually infectious diseases. Naturally we should start with America first. A federally funded Center for Spiritual Disease Control would be a springboard for a global World Spiritual Health Organization farther down the line.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Spiritual Diagnostics, the TPP -
03-25-2017, 11:44 AM
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I wish it were so easy, Mayor Brother Hold. But those afflicted with DDD, along with Satanists (Deity Opposition Disorder, or DOD) can be very hard to treat because they have willingly chosen to afflict themselves with a spiritual malady.
What we need are more trained Theopsychologists to combat the growing tide of spiritually infectious diseases. ... A federally funded Center for Spiritual Disease Control would be a springboard for a global World Spiritual Health Organization farther down the line.
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Your analysis makes Jesus smile, not doubt, Brother Des.
A federally funded Center for Spiritual Disease Control is definitely the place to start. I think President Trump would support this. He is trying to redirect federal resources away from useless purposes to those that accomplish great things. What could be better than using federal dollars to save souls from eternity in hell?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Spiritual Diagnostics, the TPP -
03-25-2017, 01:18 PM
According to secularist practitioners there is a correlation between temporal lobe activity and "religious" perceptions. Being secularists of course they don't know what religious actually means so include travesties like praying to Mary or having hallucinations of Pope Frank or even of Ganesh, Rasputin and the Dalai Lama.
But how would we determine whether our subject experienced hallucinations or actual satanic visitations? The answer lies in another function of the temporal lobes: perception of sound. Each individual has a unique "fingerprint" of responses to different elements of sound. Once that is understood .— .it would be similar to the TPP .— .variations can be spotted at once. Hallucinating individuals are still themselves and show the same profile. If I may use the fingerprint analogy it's like the same fingerprint but with the peaks and troughs increased or rasped down or viewed through a distorting lens.
But still the same fingerprint as a forensic lab. would define one.
Demonic possession however displays an altered set of responses to a given sound. A small room would be best and analogue sounds are preferred. Gongs. Xylophones. Trumpets played from an out-of-view location. Responses are measured as time delays, for example your seated client would be unaware of the procedure having commenced (you are viewing from out of line-of-sight) until your assistant strikes the gong. Bells and iron bars have also been used to good effect. Other sounds have been tailored to elicit distinct responses for the security industry; the best sounds give the best results from their point of view resulting in a more effective business model but I digress..
In as brief a time as 5 hours a reliable response pattern, unique to your client, can be determined. This is a valuable template for comparison with responses during atheistic seizures and enables you to address very specific aspects of your client's TPP at appropriate times, I have heard.
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Re: Spiritual Diagnostics, the TPP -
03-25-2017, 05:38 PM
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According to secularist practitioners there is a correlation between temporal lobe activity and "religious" perceptions. Being secularists of course they don't know what religious actually means so include travesties like praying to Mary or having hallucinations of Pope Frank or even of Ganesh, Rasputin and the Dalai Lama.
But how would we determine whether our subject experienced hallucinations or actual satanic visitations? The answer lies in another function of the temporal lobes: perception of sound. Each individual has a unique "fingerprint" of responses to different elements of sound. Once that is understood .— .it would be similar to the TPP .— .variations can be spotted at once. Hallucinating individuals are still themselves and show the same profile. If I may use the fingerprint analogy it's like the same fingerprint but with the peaks and troughs increased or rasped down or viewed through a distorting lens.
But still the same fingerprint as a forensic lab. would define one.
Demonic possession however displays an altered set of responses to a given sound. A small room would be best and analogue sounds are preferred. Gongs. Xylophones. Trumpets played from an out-of-view location. Responses are measured as time delays, for example your seated client would be unaware of the procedure having commenced (you are viewing from out of line-of-sight) until your assistant strikes the gong. Bells and iron bars have also been used to good effect. Other sounds have been tailored to elicit distinct responses for the security industry; the best sounds give the best results from their point of view resulting in a more effective business model but I digress..
In as brief a time as 5 hours a reliable response pattern, unique to your client, can be determined. This is a valuable template for comparison with responses during atheistic seizures and enables you to address very specific aspects of your client's TPP at appropriate times, I have heard.
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This is a fascinating thing, Sister, and may prove to be another diagnostic tool.
I am well aware of the shortcomings of the MRI. For the longest time the MRI was a novelty item with no use other than as an expensive means of rapidly removing body piercings from Goths and Emus.
Then the religion/frontal lobe connection was made. Of course common sense had already told us this, as the act of bowing ones head and touching the forehead with clasped hands during prayer increases prayer efficiency due to the neuroelectric interactions between the fingers and brain.
But I digress. The up side to the MRI is that it is capable of illuminating spiritual brain function. The downside is that it by itself cannot differentiate between healthy (God/soul) interaction and unhealthy (demon/soul) interactions.
So while it may be used during therapy to chart the patient's progress and spiritual health, it cannot function as a stand-alone diagnostic tool.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Spiritual Diagnostics, the TPP -
03-25-2017, 06:12 PM
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Your analysis makes Jesus smile, not doubt, Brother Des.
A federally funded Center for Spiritual Disease Control is definitely the place to start. I think President Trump would support this. He is trying to redirect federal resources away from useless purposes to those that accomplish great things. What could be better than using federal dollars to save souls from eternity in hell?
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Ever since Brother Des came up with this idea, I've been driving around Freehold to see if there is a property we could use for a start up. It just seems to me an up-and-running Center for Spiritual Disease Control would not only help people now, but would be attractive the the feds and private funding sources.
The City of Freehold owns the Senior Citizen Center--it is not used early in the mornings or after dark. Maybe we could get something going in that facility.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Spiritual Diagnostics, the TPP -
03-25-2017, 06:50 PM
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Ever since Brother Des came up with this idea, I've been driving around Freehold to see if there is a property we could use for a start up. It just seems to me an up-and-running Center for Spiritual Disease Control would not only help people now, but would be attractive the the feds and private funding sources.
The City of Freehold owns the Senior Citizen Center--it is not used early in the mornings or after dark. Maybe we could get something going in that facility.
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I'll ask Brother FM Fred to pitch us a construction estimate, then sit down and draft a grant proposal. I've all but exhausted my supply of Joo lawers due to my perplexing inability to pronounce their names to their satisfaction, but I'll find one somewhere to look into tax exempt status as well.
I'm getting goosebumps of excitement already, just picturing it in my head. We'll place a row of MRIs on the ground floor as close to where the teenagers loiter and hopefully yank out a few hidden piercings while checking spiritual health. Killing two birds with one stone that way. Glory!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Spiritual Diagnostics, the TPP -
03-25-2017, 07:54 PM
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I'll ask Brother FM Fred to pitch us a construction estimate, then sit down and draft a grant proposal. I've all but exhausted my supply of Joo lawers due to my perplexing inability to pronounce their names to their satisfaction, but I'll find one somewhere to look into tax exempt status as well.
I'm getting goosebumps of excitement already, just picturing it in my head. We'll place a row of MRIs on the ground floor as close to where the teenagers loiter and hopefully yank out a few hidden piercings while checking spiritual health. Killing two birds with one stone that way. Glory!
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Glory, indeed. I thought this other idea to get us started. I've been a lurker on the site, "Iowa Atheists and Freethinkers". I've notice they are always looking for a free place to gather on Sunday mornings. I'll slip onto the site and announce a Sunday gathering in the Freehold Senior Citizen Center. We'll lock them in and bring them to Jesus.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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