Are you sick and tired of Catholics, Mormons, Evilutionists, Scientists, all sending different messages? All contradicting each other and then contradicting themselves? All becoming strident and loud?
Well I am, and I bet you are too!
Good News!
If you live in a State that prohibits shooting these deluded minions of Satan from spouting their bile. at last there is a solution from this torment!
The Landover Patent Heresy Protector*!
As the vile abomination starts to tell you why their delusion and lack of Moral Compass makes them right, simply slip on the Heresy Protector and your message will come across loud and clear!
"I ain't interested! Take your falsehoods elsewhere! God has heard you, but I have not!"
*(Each Heresy Protector is blessed personally by Pastor Ezekiel Flint.)