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Default "Mahjongg" - 01-21-2009, 06:21 PM

Hello, I recently noticed my son was into these cartoons called "Animay", wanting to know why my 14 year old son was into cartoons I watched a couple episodes of "Akagi", which were on his computer.

I was utterly disgusted. It was about gambling and had metaphors referring to Jesus, the "bad guy", went on about how "the demons of mahjongg" were on his back."

After deleting all my son's animay and his windows account, I researched on this "mahjongg" and found out it was made by the Jews. I think this is a conspiracy to get our sons and daughters into gambling.

I have also found out a comic about mahjongg, Bush and his father gets defeated by ex prime minster of Japan, Kozumi. Although, in the latest issue of this comic, The Pope kills the sinner Koizumi, but I am afraid that since this is a JAPANESE comic Koizumi will defeat the Pope.
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Default Re: "Mahjongg" - 01-21-2009, 06:31 PM

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Hello, I recently noticed my son was into these cartoons called "Animay", wanting to know why my 14 year old son was into cartoons I watched a couple episodes of "Akagi", which were on his computer.

I was utterly disgusted. It was about gambling and had metaphors referring to Jesus, the "bad guy", went on about how "the demons of mahjongg" were on his back."

After deleting all my son's animay and his windows account, I researched on this "mahjongg" and found out it was made by the Jews. I think this is a conspiracy to get our sons and daughters into gambling.

I have also found out a comic about mahjongg, Bush and his father gets defeated by ex prime minster of Japan, Kozumi. Although, in the latest issue of this comic, The Pope kills the sinner Koizumi, but I am afraid that since this is a JAPANESE comic Koizumi will defeat the Pope.
Sonny, your atrocious use of the English language and your inability to discern Christianity from the horrid monster of Catholicism show us immediately that you are too young to be in this forum, although we would all love to see a jappo beat the Pope as SATAN will for eternity. Goodbye.


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Default Re: "Mahjongg" - 01-21-2009, 07:53 PM

>>, although we would all love to see a jappo beat the Pope as SATAN will for eternity. Goodbye.
Coincidentally, that is pretty much what the Pope said.

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His Holiness quotes Genesis, with the help of a boy's choir, as he leads Koizumi to the Mahjong table, "And the Lord said, let there be Mahjong tiles!" He puts together his hand in six quick steps, one for each of the first days of the world, and then unleashes it at Koizumi. "On the seventh day, the Lord finished his work and that day became a holy day of rest. You should rest as the Lord did, Koizumi, for eternity. Amen."
Also, lets get off that subject now.

This topic IS about the evil that is Mahjongg.

Here is a clip from "Akagi"

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Default Re: "Mahjongg" - 01-21-2009, 08:27 PM

I didn't understand any of that. Why would anyone want to watch a jap cartoon? What makes it different from any other cartoon. What is your child doing wasting his time when he could be studying the Bible?

Why aren't you guiding your son?

Annie May isn't going to get him to heaven!

I'm not bothered about Mahjongg - it sounds like a game for complete losers.

However, you are simply an uncaring father who has no regard for your son's welfare. You should have been castrated to prevent you from bringing sorrow into the world:

Listen up!

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. -- Deuteronomy 21:18-21and make sure he does not retailate when you punish him:
He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. -- Exodus 21:15 He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17
Children who mock their parents will have their eyes plucked out by ravens and eaten by eagles. The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17





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