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View Poll Results: Did Mary beat Jesus?
Yes, the Bible orders parents to beat their children within an inch of their lives. 8 23.53%
Yes, how else would Jesus know how to fear God? 3 8.82%
Yes, Jesus was human and faulty, so as a child He was just another insufferable brat. 3 8.82%
Yes she spanked the living God, that's why Mary is burning in Hell along with billions of Catholics. 5 14.71%
No, Jesus was God and sinless from day one. Mary had no cause for chastising Him. 8 23.53%
No, Mary was afraid that God would smite her with emerods and scab and itch 1 2.94%
No, Mary was afraid that Baby Jesus would kill her with the sword of His mouth. 6 17.65%
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Default Re: Did Mary beat Jesus? - 01-24-2007, 06:33 PM

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I know you will give me crap for this, but Catholics believe that Jesus did not start preaching until he was around 30 or something. He was a completely normal human until then.
Yet another instance of the Cat-oholics ignoring the Bible. Specifically Luke, chapter 2:

40And the child grew, and waxed strong in spirit, filled with wisdom: and the grace of God was upon him.

41Now his parents went to Jerusalem every year at the feast of the passover.
42And when he was twelve years old, they went up to Jerusalem after the custom of the feast.
43And when they had fulfilled the days, as they returned, the child Jesus tarried behind in Jerusalem; and Joseph and his mother knew not of it.
44But they, supposing him to have been in the company, went a day's journey; and they sought him among their kinsfolk and acquaintance.
45And when they found him not, they turned back again to Jerusalem, seeking him.
46And it came to pass, that after three days they found him in the temple, sitting in the midst of the doctors, both hearing them, and asking them questions. 47And all that heard him were astonished at his understanding and answers.

If He was asking questions and giving answers, He was debating. Not like a "normal human" at all.

This kind of nonsense (your statement above) is what happens when you let Father Feelgood tell you what to believe, instead of READING THE KJV1611 FOR YOURSELF.

You end up believing lies, and burning in Hell. Allow me to illustrate:

Tyrone --> <-- me illustrating
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Default Re: Did Mary beat Jesus? - 01-24-2007, 06:42 PM

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Yet another instance of the Cat-oholics ignoring the Bible. Specifically Luke, chapter 2:

40And the child grew, and waxed strong in spirit, filled with wisdom: and the grace of God was upon him.

41Now his parents went to Jerusalem every year at the feast of the passover.
42And when he was twelve years old, they went up to Jerusalem after the custom of the feast.
43And when they had fulfilled the days, as they returned, the child Jesus tarried behind in Jerusalem; and Joseph and his mother knew not of it.
44But they, supposing him to have been in the company, went a day's journey; and they sought him among their kinsfolk and acquaintance.
45And when they found him not, they turned back again to Jerusalem, seeking him.
46And it came to pass, that after three days they found him in the temple, sitting in the midst of the doctors, both hearing them, and asking them questions. 47And all that heard him were astonished at his understanding and answers.

If He was asking questions and giving answers, He was debating. Not like a "normal human" at all.
I'd say he was discussing, or teaching, or learning and teaching at the same time or anything... I definitely can't see Jesus debating. We all know what God thinks of debate.


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