[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

I found this delightful light switch at the 5 and 10 cent store today. As I was never blessed with children of my own, I bought it to give to my neighbor's child. They didn't seem to be very pleased - the colour must not have matched the room's decor (or maybe they aren't good Christian people as they seem to want everyone to believe).

For those of you who have children, this would be a delightful way for your children to start the morning and end the evening, I would think.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

That is indeed blessed, although it may be just a tiny tad too Catholicy looking Jesus.


In any regard, it is certainly infinitely preferable to the ones with the male figure that portrays arousal when the switch is flipped up.

A graven image if I ever saw one.


{times like this we are all grateful I don't post the pictures here}