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08-20-2019, 12:28 AM
Brian Mitchell, Elizabeth Smart, and Wanda Barzee in happier times.
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08-20-2019, 12:47 AM
"Don't worry. It's our little secret. Mummy will never know."
https://nypost.com/2019/08/11/queen-...n-sex-scandal/
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08-20-2019, 01:14 AM
Just visiting the servants' quarters to welcome the new scullery maid.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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08-20-2019, 01:30 AM
Just another day of casting his net into the sea of gal-isles. For they were fishers.
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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08-20-2019, 08:27 AM
The Prince and the paw paw
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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08-20-2019, 01:11 PM
Make your daughter feel like a princess.
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08-23-2019, 06:16 PM
Time for my foot massage ladies. Oh not you мать, I'll just take this one, скоро скоро.
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08-23-2019, 07:05 PM
Uh oh, when people start speaking in tounges it means the party is starting to get out of hand. Let's just declare a winner* and end this.
*No, I didn't say this just because I'm obviously the winner at this point. Anyway, It's obvious nobody will overtake me, so it doesn't matter when we end it, so we might as well end now, capish?
Edit: Oh no, now I'm talking in tongues too.
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08-24-2019, 03:29 PM
The Amityville Horror starring Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore and Liza Minelli's cheap stunt doubles.
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Re: Caption contest #25 -
08-25-2019, 01:31 AM
Isn't Drew Barrymore a bit too chunky for this young lady as her stand in?
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Re: Caption contest #25 -
08-25-2019, 01:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DolliMoans
Isn't Drew Barrymore a bit too chunky for this young lady as her stand in?
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Remember how Kramer and his midget friend were stand-ins for some soap opera in the tv show Seinfeld? And all was going great until the midget friend got caught wearing platform shoes? It's like that. But I'll bet that guy is funnier than Adam Sandler. My grandmother is funnier than Adam Sandler and she's deaf and screams out the same old jokes at parties because she wants to be included in the conversation but can't. Her favorite joke is about her five boy friends, but I only remember two of them: Arthur Itus and Ben Gay. It's a terrible joke and she screeches it because she wants to make sure people hear it. It's painful. But still, it's funnier than anything Adam Sandler has done.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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11-10-2019, 07:25 PM
Even if Epstein really kill himself, this tells us something about how our country is run. "You know that super villain who is blackmailing our top political elite? You know, the most important prisoner we’ve ever had?
Let’s give his cell dollar store cameras and narcoleptic guards and just forget about it." "Won’t anyone get suspicious?""What, like the American public? Why would anyone care what THEY think?"
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