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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! - 12-27-2010, 09:47 AM

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You obviously didn't bother to read the scripture I provided.

Since you are too lazy to click on a link, I will do it for you. Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

Childbirth being extremely painful is a punishment from God for all women because Eve sinned. This only involves women, so men should not be bothered with this.
Maybe Eve sinned first, but Adam sinned too you know....
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! - 03-25-2011, 07:23 PM

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If you're not both ENJOYING sex, you're not doing it right. TRust me, you're doing it ALL wrong.
Are you some Godless greek? Read the introduction: all greeks are dirty mother p*flers
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! - 03-25-2011, 08:01 PM

Well said Sophia Chipman and might I just say, if we were ever to have sex together, I can promise you now, you would never enjoy it.
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! - 03-26-2011, 05:44 PM

Please explain me why you have to hit the unborn child with a rot?
I guess it will cause damange?
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! - 03-26-2011, 05:50 PM

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Please explain me why you have to hit the unborn child with a rot?
Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

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Angry Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! - 05-16-2014, 09:24 AM

What A dummy He is clearly a handicap or a troll what ever happened to compassion and love, You know you make me laugh so hard cranky, don't be such a sexist heartless monster
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What A dummy He is clearly a handicap or a troll what ever happened to compassion and love, You know you make me laugh so hard cranky, don't be such a sexist heartless monster
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! - 05-16-2014, 01:33 PM

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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! - 05-23-2014, 06:04 AM

Is it absolutely necessary that my bride be a virgin? What about widows? I know one who seems to be kind of sweet on me.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! - 05-30-2014, 07:39 AM

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Is it absolutely necessary that my bride be a virgin? What about widows? I know one who seems to be kind of sweet on me.
I think only pastors are ordered to take virgins only Leviticus 21:7

Is she a proper widow, praying days and nights, like Anna? Luke 2:36-38
If she is very willing to...khrm...marry you, there is these promises
1 Corinthians 7:8-9
I think you save her from if you marry her - otherwise she will burn.

And there is also these HOLY WORDS: 1 Corinthians 7:39
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I think only pastors are ordered to take virgins only Leviticus 21:7

Is she a proper widow, praying days and nights, like Anna? Luke 2:36-38
If she is very willing to...khrm...marry you, there is these promises
1 Corinthians 7:8-9
I think you save her from if you marry her - otherwise she will burn.

And there is also these HOLY WORDS: 1 Corinthians 7:39
Ah, thank you my brother. Very nice use of scripture. I will ponder these beautiful verses you've linked to.


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Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

So?
As long as he/she is alive, I think everything is ok, right?
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As long as he/she is alive, I think everything is ok, right?
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Friend, it is not acceptable to refer to another member of this community as "scum." You will keep a civil tongue in your head, even when addressing somebody as low as yourself.

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I never post nonsense.

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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! - 07-10-2014, 05:15 PM

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Step #4: Pray for a son!
How muslims, atheist and other non christians get sons? Do you pray for them too?
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! - 07-11-2014, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jason123 View Post
How muslims, atheist and other non christians get sons? Do you pray for them too?
Jesus does not hear such prayers. Don't be ridiculous.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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