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02-04-2017, 10:16 AM
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That's not how volcanoes work...
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Then how do volcanoes work? Please, don't start on hotspots and continental crust and magma chambers and shield volcanoes. They are the mechanics of volcanism. To understand their True Meaning™, you also need to know WHY they work when they work! Who gas told us that He can turn any mountain into a volcano (the mehanics that He uses may involve new hotspots that may appear any minute now under Mt. Everest), and magma chambers!
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02-04-2017, 01:12 PM
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Then how do volcanoes work? Please, don't start on hotspots and continental crust and magma chambers and shield volcanoes. They are the mechanics of volcanism. To understand their True Meaning™, you also need to know WHY they work when they work! Who gas told us that He can turn any mountain into a volcano (the mehanics that He uses may involve new hotspots that may appear any minute now under Mt. Everest), and magma chambers!
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When a volcano appears in the UK then maybe It'll be god but until then I'm sticking with what is more plausible
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02-04-2017, 03:42 PM
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When a volcano appears in the UK then maybe It'll be god but until then I'm sticking with what is more plausible
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I think you sidestepped the question, dot. You unsaved wretches are accomplished naysayers, but what do you know about anything?
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02-04-2017, 04:27 PM
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When a volcano appears in the UK then maybe It'll be god but until then I'm sticking with what is more plausible
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I'm not entirely sure what your definition of "more plausible" is supposed to mean in this context. Why don't you look at this convenient list of the top 9 volcanoes in the UK to visit?
Is the existence of volcanoes in the UK more plausible now?
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02-04-2017, 04:42 PM
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I'm not entirely sure what your definition of "more plausible" is supposed to mean in this context. Why don't you look at this convenient list of the top 9 volcanoes in the UK to visit?
Is the existence of volcanoes in the UK more plausible now?
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If you actually read the details of the places on that website you would notice that the volcanoes that used to be there are from millions of years ago back when the earth was a lot different in terms of the landscape
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02-04-2017, 04:57 PM
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If you actually read the details of the places on that website you would notice that the volcanoes that used to be there are from millions of years ago back when the earth was a lot different in terms of the landscape
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Millions of years ago? So in your narrative, the earth, which didn't exist yet, was covered in volcanic acne?
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02-04-2017, 05:16 PM
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Millions of years ago? So in your narrative, the earth, which didn't exist yet, was covered in volcanic acne?
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No the earth wasn't covered in volcanoes the landscape of the earth was different which meant that the volcanoes were in different places 500 million years ago was about the time that life started to get more diverse and this can be proven by fossils found from those times
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02-04-2017, 05:28 PM
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No the earth wasn't covered in volcanoes the landscape of the earth was different which meant that the volcanoes were in different places 500 million years ago was about the time that life started to get more diverse and this can be proven by fossils found from those times
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I see. So in your fantasy, volcanoes moved. Tell me, did they roam the earth like hyenas? Did they travel in packs like buffalo, or were they solitary like the great tiger? When did they stop roaming, or do they still move today but only if no one is looking?
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02-04-2017, 05:36 PM
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I see. So in your fantasy, volcanoes moved. Tell me, did they roam the earth like hyenas? Did they travel in packs like buffalo, or were they solitary like the great tiger? When did they stop roaming, or do they still move today but only if no one is looking?
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The reason that the volcanoes moved is because of the earth's volcanic plates(or tectonic plates I'd you want to sound smart) shifting, keep you in mind the earth's plates will take hundreds of thousands of years to move they won't move in an instant
And this isn't a fantasy it can be proven and if it was a fantasy how would you explain ancient fossils from millions of years ago such as dinosaur fossils
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02-04-2017, 05:53 PM
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The reason that the volcanoes moved is because of the earth's volcanic plates(or tectonic plates I'd you want to sound smart) shifting, keep you in mind the earth's plates will take hundreds of thousands of years to move they won't move in an instant
And this isn't a fantasy it can be proven and if it was a fantasy how would you explain ancient fossils from millions of years ago such as dinosaur fossils
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Don't be silly. To prove this, you'd have to prove God doesn't exist, or lied in His Autobiography, the Holy Bible.
Good luck!
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Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! -
02-04-2017, 06:37 PM
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If you actually read the details of the places on that website you would notice that the volcanoes that used to be there are from millions of years ago back when the earth was a lot different in terms of the landscape
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A dead or inactive volcano is still referred to as a volcano. Please note that the article talks about top 9 volcanoes, not top 9 locations where volcanoes used to be but then decided to pack their bags and move.
It'd be like going to a safari to see a place where lions used to be instead of the actual lions.
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The reason that the volcanoes moved is because of the earth's volcanic plates(or tectonic plates I'd you want to sound smart) shifting, keep you in mind the earth's plates will take hundreds of thousands of years to move they won't move in an instant
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Mountains don't move unless a person of faith orders them to do so (Matt 17:20). The scientific term for such an event is earthquake, and the mountain doesn't change location, just shakes and sometimes gets disfigured.
How old are you to be so blissfully ignorant?
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02-04-2017, 09:07 PM
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The reason that the volcanoes moved is because of the earth's volcanic plates (or tectonic plates I'd you want to sound smart) shifting, keep you in mind the earth's plates will take hundreds of thousands of years to move they won't move in an instant.
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Okay, Dorry, I'll bite. From the point of view of secular science (which I guess is where you're coming from? - never mind that most of it is wrong), tectonic plates are always moving. They generally move very slowly, but they are constantly moving, like gigantic underground slugs.
The noticeable (to us) consequences of this movement include volcanic eruption and earthquakes. The fact that there are (currently) no active volcanoes in the UK is purely thanks to God's possibly temporary mercy. (By the way, it's quite interesting that they are mostly in Scotland, don't you think?) But He hurls a small earthquake in our direction - mostly quite far north of Watford ) on a very regular basis.
Feel free to believe in the scientific explanation, if it helps you. But bear in mind that Someone is making those plates move, and that Someone is our Heavenly Father.
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02-04-2017, 11:14 PM
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Okay, Dorry, I'll bite. From the point of view of secular science (which I guess is where you're coming from? - never mind that most of it is wrong), tectonic plates are always moving. They generally move very slowly, but they are constantly moving, like gigantic underground slugs.
The noticeable (to us) consequences of this movement include volcanic eruption and earthquakes. The fact that there are (currently) no active volcanoes in the UK is purely thanks to God's possibly temporary mercy. (By the way, it's quite interesting that they are mostly in Scotland, don't you think?) But He hurls a small earthquake in our direction - mostly quite far north of Watford ) on a very regular basis.
Feel free to believe in the scientific explanation, if it helps you. But bear in mind that Someone is making those plates move, and that Someone is our Heavenly Father.
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https://www.quora.com/Why-do-tectonic-plates-move
Tectonic plates move because they are floating on top of the liquid mantle. The mantle itself moves due to convection currents: hot rock rises, gives off some heat, then falls. This creates vast swirls of moving liquid rock under the crust of the earth, which jostles the plates of crust on top.
That is why they move not because of God
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02-04-2017, 11:26 PM
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https://www.quora.com/Why-do-tectonic-plates-move
Tectonic plates move because they are floating on top of the liquid mantle. The mantle itself moves due to convection currents: hot rock rises, gives off some heat, then falls. This creates vast swirls of moving liquid rock under the crust of the earth, which jostles the plates of crust on top.
That is why they move not because of God
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But, if not God, then who do you think made all that happen?
(By the way, thank you for quoting your source there. Sister Mitza will be very pleased and so am I. Well done!)
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02-04-2017, 11:31 PM
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But, if not God, then who do you think made all that happen?
(By the way, thank you for quoting your source there. Sister Mitza will be very pleased and so am I. Well done!)
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What you mean who put all the lava in the earth?
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02-04-2017, 11:45 PM
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What you mean who put all the lava in the earth?
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That would be explained in Genesis.
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02-05-2017, 12:12 AM
I'm sorry, did I wander into the geology thread? I expected to see information on pedophile gay sex maniacs.
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02-05-2017, 12:32 AM
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https://www.quora.com/Why-do-tectonic-plates-move
Tectonic plates move because they are floating on top of the liquid mantle. The mantle itself moves due to convection currents: hot rock rises, gives off some heat, then falls. This creates vast swirls of moving liquid rock under the crust of the earth, which jostles the plates of crust on top.
That is why they move not because of God
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No. This explains how they move, not why they move. These are two very different questions.
Also, you haven't addressed yet my previous post. Let me rephrase: why do you think that is it possible for mountains (specifically volcanoes) to move from place to place? Do you imagine they have legs or something?
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02-05-2017, 05:26 AM
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The reason that the volcanoes moved is because of the earth's volcanic plates.
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Ok, Dotty. So you think that one days 9 volcanoes just woke up and said "C'mon lads lets move to England"?
And some people call us stupid for being creation scientists.
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02-05-2017, 10:07 AM
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No. This explains how they move, not why they move. These are two very different questions.
Also, you haven't addressed yet my previous post. Let me rephrase: why do you think that is it possible for mountains (specifically volcanoes) to move from place to place? Do you imagine they have legs or something?
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I think Dotty imagines volcanoes like this:
Sadly (or perhaps not) I see he is no longer with us. Oh well.
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