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02-05-2011, 12:42 AM
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Begone demon. Your magic will not work here.
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
That Jesus smilie makes me wonder, isn't it kind of blasphemous?
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02-05-2011, 03:04 AM
The Fudge Packers or the Stealers?
Sinners, the lot of them.
I shall pray that they find Jesus and get real jobs, instead of playing a kids' game and raping loose women in motel rooms.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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02-05-2011, 03:11 AM
Definitely the PACKERS!
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Re: Packers or Steelers? -
02-05-2011, 03:13 AM
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Definitely the PACKERS!
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Wow, who could've seen that coming?
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02-05-2011, 03:17 AM
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Definitely the PACKERS!
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You would.
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02-05-2011, 06:42 AM
Maybe we are under-analyzing this.
Wisconsin and Pittsburgh are both blue states, accept that Wisconsin has republican governor.
The packers are named after people who packed delicious dairy items used for sandwiches into bags.
"Steel" is slang for the male reproductive organ on such sites as 4chan and in other pop culture.
The Pittsburgh "STEELers". Hmmmm . . .
Isa14:21-Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
Dueteronomy24:16-The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
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02-05-2011, 06:43 AM
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Wisconsin and Pittsburgh are both blue states
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Pittsburgh isn't a state idiot.
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"Steel" is slang for the male reproductive organ on such sites as 4chan and in other pop culture.
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No, I'm pretty sure that they are called the Steelers because of Pittsburgh's booming steel industry. The name was made before any of this internet mumbo jumbo.
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The packers are named after people who packed delicious dairy items used for sandwiches into bags.
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Wrong again. The packers where named after Green Bay's "meat packing" industry. MEAT. PACKING... Now, how does that NOT sound homosexual to you?
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02-05-2011, 06:54 AM
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Pittsburgh isn't a state idiot.
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Maybe we are under-analyzing this.
Wisconsin and Pennsylvania are both blue states, except that Wisconsin has republican governor.
The packers are named after people who packed delicious dairy items used for sandwiches into bags.
"Steel" is slang for the male reproductive organ on such sites as 4chan and in other pop culture.
The Pittsburgh "STEELers". Hmmmm . . .
Isa14:21-Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
Dueteronomy24:16-The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
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02-05-2011, 06:56 AM
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Maybe we are under-analyzing this.
Wisconsin and Pennsylvania are both blue states, except that Wisconsin has republican governor.
The packers are named after people who packed delicious dairy items used for sandwiches into bags.
"Steel" is slang for the male reproductive organ on such sites as 4chan and in other pop culture.
The Pittsburgh "STEELers". Hmmmm . . .
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Scroll up and read the rest of my post. Jeez, feels like I'm dealing with a child here!
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02-06-2011, 05:23 PM
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Jeez, feels like I'm dealing with a child here!
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I thought Christians weren't allowed to curse?
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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02-06-2011, 05:29 PM
Football is evil though! It promotes violence such as tackling other guys and grabbing them below the waist to tackle them.
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02-06-2011, 08:06 PM
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Football is evil though! It promotes violence such as tackling other guys and grabbing them below the waist to tackle them.
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So does wrestling, but no one would ever accuse them of being queer.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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02-07-2011, 03:58 AM
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Anyways, I'll be rooting for Pittsburgh, since while they are notorious rivals against the Cowboys in the Super Bowl®, they still come from a decent, blue-collar, hard-working town. Green Bay is from Wisconsin, which last I checked, was a pretty liberal place.
Don't forget to check out our annual Super Bowl® pool we have going here. I'll be setting it up in a day or two.
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Rev. Jim and I knew from the outset that the Packers would win.
All of you who bet against us, we'll send our houseboys around to collect in the morning.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-07-2011, 04:08 AM
It appears the LORD has afflicted me with hiccups for choosing the Steelers.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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02-07-2011, 04:11 AM
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It appears the LORD has afflicted me with hiccups for choosing the Steelers.
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Sorry, you're all going to hell for choosing the steelers, I'm ascending to heaven for being loyal to the packers.
Isa14:21-Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
Dueteronomy24:16-The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
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02-07-2011, 04:16 AM
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Definitely the PACKERS!
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Wow, who could've seen that coming?
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Jesus. He saw it comin.
As you know the PACKERS won. Jesus shares that kinda info with his most devoted worshippers. Maybe if you pray enough and get 100% right wit Jesus, next year he'll fill you in on the Super Bowl winners ahead of time too. Made myself a nice chunk of change. Thank you for the winnings, Jesus!
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02-07-2011, 04:19 AM
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Thank you for the winnings, Jesus!
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I hope and trust that you will be donating your winnings to Landover Baptist Church and not blowing it all in some queer bar.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-07-2011, 04:21 AM
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Sorry, you're all going to hell for choosing the steelers, I'm ascending to heaven for being loyal to the packers.
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Where does it say that picking the winning team in the Superbowl gets you into Heaven, whore?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Packers or Steelers? -
02-07-2011, 04:43 AM
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What about I'm a woman and have no comprehension of football?
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In that case you would vote for the steelers...
Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
so a fool returneth to his folly
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02-07-2011, 04:43 AM
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Sorry, you're all going to hell for choosing the steelers, I'm ascending to heaven for being loyal to the packers.
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Yes, the team I wanted to win lost. That does not mean I go to Hell. Please quote scripture that supports your point.
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