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Default Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 04:55 AM

Will God hate me if I have sex with my boyfriend and we're not married, even if we've been together for over six years now?
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 04:56 AM

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Will God hate me if I have sex with my boyfriend and we're not married, even if we've been together for over six years now?
Why do you want God to hate you?


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:00 AM

I don't want God to hate me. Why would anyone want God to hate them???
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:01 AM

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Will God hate me if I have sex with my boyfriend and we're not married, even if we've been together for over six years now?

God will send you to hell for engaging in sex before marriage if you die during such activity.

Which could happen.


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:05 AM

So as long as I don't die while actually having sex I'll be ok?
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:07 AM

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So as long as I don't die while actually having sex I'll be ok?
No sex before marriage at all!

Leviticus 18:30 Therefore shall ye keep mine ordinance, that ye commit not any one of these abominable customs, which were committed before you, and that ye defile not yourselves therein: I am the LORD your God.


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:12 AM

The Bible says that sex before marriage is a sin and will lead you straight to hell. In the King James Version, it uses the word "fornication"...
1 Corinthians 6:18-20
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:15 AM

The point is that you will go to hell if you have sex before marriage. Please accept Jesus as your Lord, then get married to a True Christian man and have proper, sober, married sex while contemplating all that Jesus has done for you.

There is no need to thank me.

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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:16 AM

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So as long as I don't die while actually having sex I'll be ok?
Do you really think God is so easily fooled? Do you think he's going to fall for the "I'll sin all I want as long as I pray after"? Do you really believe you can pull the wool over Jesus' eyes?

If you had already had sex with your boyfriend and then found Christ, begged for forgiveness was baptized and quit sinning, you would be forgiven. However if you think you can just do what you want and pray for forgiveness afterward, no it doesn't work that way.


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:17 AM

I'm pretty sure age and location are things even fifth graders know not to put online. It's just not safe. And why would you refer to my church as a "false church?" Also, why would I need my father's permission to be online. He is not my keeper and this is not his computer.
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:20 AM

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I'm pretty sure age and location are things even fifth graders know not to put online. It's just not safe. And why would you refer to my church as a "false church?" Also, why would I need my father's permission to be online. He is not my keeper and this is not his computer.
So you are in the fifth grade? Shouldn't you be in bed young lady? Why are you even considering doing it at your age???
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:22 AM

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So as long as I don't die while actually having sex I'll be ok?
No in all circumstances, whether you die or you don't God isn't happy...
You'd have to repent and it depends upon God to accept your repentance or not
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:22 AM

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Do you really think God is so easily fooled? Do you think he's going to fall for the "I'll sin all I want as long as I pray after"? Do you really believe you can pull the wool over Jesus' eyes?

If you had already had sex with your boyfriend and then found Christ, begged for forgiveness was baptized and quit sinning, you would be forgiven. However if you think you can just do what you want and pray for forgiveness afterward, no it doesn't work that way.
So if I sin at all after being baptized I won't be forgiven and will burn in eternal hell fire?
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:22 AM

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I'm pretty sure age and location are things even fifth graders know not to put online. It's just not safe. And why would you refer to my church as a "false church?" Also, why would I need my father's permission to be online. He is not my keeper and this is not his computer.
Are you a Christian, do you have Christian parents.


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So if I sin at all after being baptized I won't be forgiven and will burn in eternal hell fire?
Baptism isn't what saves you. It's just a symbol. God's grace is what saves you. A person full of His Grace can never sin. If you sin after being baptized, it just shows you were never really saved.
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So you are in the fifth grade? Shouldn't you be in bed young lady? Why are you even considering doing it at your age???
Why would I be in fifth grade and talking about a boyfriend I've had for six years? That would make me four when we started dating. That is just absurd.
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Why would I be in fifth grade and talking about a boyfriend I've had for six years? That would make me four when we started dating. That is just absurd.
It certainly is! What were your parents thinking to let you date from age four? Have you been making the beast with two backs with your boyfriend all that time?


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It certainly is! What were your parents thinking to let you date from age four? Have you been making the beast with two backs with your boyfriend all that time?
Liebral parents are absolutely disgusting. They let their children do anything, I wouldn't be surprised to find out her boyfriend was 15 or 16 when it started.


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It certainly is! What were your parents thinking to let you date from age four? Have you been making the beast with two backs with your boyfriend all that time?

It means I'm not in fifth grade grandpa. And who said I was actually having sex?? Last time I checked I'm still a virgin. I was simply asking a question.
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:34 AM

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