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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-02-2012, 07:17 PM

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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-03-2012, 11:06 PM

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Very nice, Mr. Papist. Keep the women indoors, barefoot and pregnant, eh ?

Had any charges filed against you yet ?
Exactly of what crime are you accusing our esteemed Brother In Christ?


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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-04-2012, 03:19 AM

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Exactly of what crime are you accusing our esteemed Brother In Christ?
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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-05-2012, 12:47 AM

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I agree with Deaner.

Is rape even a real crime? As far as I know, women enjoy sex. Rape is just sex. Therefore, women enjoy rape.

Calling rape, which I have just established as a victimless action, a crime is akin to giving a woman a large Frankfurter for free and calling it a crime.

You are completely ignorant to the fact of any thing that happens in the world today, CLEARLY. A woman does not ask, does not look for and does not enjoy rape. Rape is something that tolls with your mind to the point of where sleeping, being around men, beginning new ( and wholesome) relationships, and many other things can become more of a task than enjoyment. You don't seem to realize considering YOU are the one who is probably the sex fiend of a male. YOU are the one who is corrupting our society into believing something as violent and mentally damaging as rape is okay. Sure women enjoy sex, but men have some sort of strong urge to have it all the time and when they can't get it, resorting to rape seems to be a common thing. Men are pigs, and you sir are just one of the many.
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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-05-2012, 12:57 AM

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You are completely ignorant to the fact of any thing that happens in the world today, CLEARLY. A woman does not ask, does not look for and does not enjoy rape. Rape is something that tolls with your mind to the point of where sleeping, being around men, beginning new ( and wholesome) relationships, and many other things can become more of a task than enjoyment. You don't seem to realize considering YOU are the one who is probably the sex fiend of a male. YOU are the one who is corrupting our society into believing something as violent and mentally damaging as rape is okay. Sure women enjoy sex, but men have some sort of strong urge to have it all the time and when they can't get it, resorting to rape seems to be a common thing. Men are pigs, and you sir are just one of the many.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-05-2012, 01:00 AM

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You are completely ignorant to the fact of any thing that happens in the world today, CLEARLY. A woman does not ask, does not look for and does not enjoy rape. Rape is something that tolls with your mind to the point of where sleeping, being around men, beginning new ( and wholesome) relationships, and many other things can become more of a task than enjoyment. You don't seem to realize considering YOU are the one who is probably the sex fiend of a male. YOU are the one who is corrupting our society into believing something as violent and mentally damaging as rape is okay. Sure women enjoy sex, but men have some sort of strong urge to have it all the time and when they can't get it, resorting to rape seems to be a common thing. Men are pigs, and you sir are just one of the many.
Calm down and think about this logically. Firstly, WinnerNotSinner cannot be singlehandedly responsible for corrupting society. Secondly, as Congressman Todd Akin has explained, only a "legitimate rape" ought to be considered "rape." The rest is simply a matter of Morning After Regret.



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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-05-2012, 05:51 PM

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You are completely ignorant to the fact of any thing that happens in the world today, CLEARLY. A woman does not ask, does not look for and does not enjoy rape. Rape is something that tolls with your mind to the point of where sleeping, being around men, beginning new ( and wholesome) relationships, and many other things can become more of a task than enjoyment. You don't seem to realize considering YOU are the one who is probably the sex fiend of a male. YOU are the one who is corrupting our society into believing something as violent and mentally damaging as rape is okay. Sure women enjoy sex, but men have some sort of strong urge to have it all the time and when they can't get it, resorting to rape seems to be a common thing. Men are pigs, and you sir are just one of the many.
Perhaps we need to be more specific, here. With every man and his dog trying to define rape accurately it is hard for a simple God fearing fellow as myself to keep up with all the definitions.

'Legitimate', 'forced', 'consensual', this list goes on: what ever happened to good old fashioned 'rape'?

Could agree that what used to called simply 'rape' could be defined as 'Classic Rape'?

I'm and old fashioned guy and 'Classic Rape' would be something I understand and it would not step on the toes of more progressive definitions of the various kinds of rape in modern usage.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-05-2012, 07:30 PM

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Rape is something that tolls with your mind to the point of where sleeping, being around men, beginning new ( and wholesome) relationships, and many other things can become more of a task than enjoyment.

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men have some sort of strong urge to have it all the time and when they can't get it, resorting to rape seems to be a common thing. Men are pigs, and you sir are just one of the many.
If rape is so common, why should it be traumatic?

Some bruising and minor abrasions?

Oh, right. It's traumatic because people like you convince girls that they should be traumatized, instead of compensated for the loss of their hymens and the concomitant reduction in their marriage prospects.


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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-05-2012, 10:41 PM

If women were not harlots, they would not get raped. Because women are harlots, they get raped. See the connection? Harlots-Raped. If women would be decent, they would not be raped. Any woman that is raped is not decent. So Harlots are not decent women, therefore raped women are harlots.
All a raped woman is is a person who feels they were under paid. Gold diggers.


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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-06-2012, 07:56 AM

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Perhaps we need to be more specific, here. With every man and his dog trying to define rape accurately it is hard for a simple God fearing fellow as myself to keep up with all the definitions.

'Legitimate', 'forced', 'consensual', this list goes on: what ever happened to good old fashioned 'rape'?

Could agree that what used to called simply 'rape' could be defined as 'Classic Rape'?

I'm and old fashioned guy and 'Classic Rape' would be something I understand and it would not step on the toes of more progressive definitions of the various kinds of rape in modern usage.
Exactly! Traditional rape between a man and a woman is the ONLY form of rape we should recognize. Any other type of sexual encounter is not rape, it is a sexual abomination plus or minus morning regret. Granted there are different styles within traditional rape (between one man and one woman) but that is a matter of personal taste. I don't want the government telling us what we can and can't do.
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Exactly! Traditional rape between a man and a woman is the ONLY form of rape we should recognize. Any other type of sexual encounter is not rape, it is a sexual abomination plus or minus morning regret. Granted there are different styles within traditional rape (between one man and one woman) but that is a matter of personal taste. I don't want the government telling us what we can and can't do.
What about anal rape? That is never justified. Even when a man sags his pants and perfumes his anus. The main reason being that it doesn't result in beautiful little rape babies like traditional rape does.

My wife Cindy Lou has been volunteering at the Freehold Rape Baby Nursery. There is no nobler cause than to take bastard children away from their whore mothers and raise them in a proper Christian context.


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What about anal rape? That is never justified. Even when a man sags his pants and perfumes his anus. The main reason being that it doesn't result in beautiful little rape babies like traditional rape does.

My wife Cindy Lou has been volunteering at the Freehold Rape Baby Nursery. There is no nobler cause than to take bastard children away from their whore mothers and raise them in a proper Christian context.
I think anal rape should have it's own category as a sub category of rape. So we could have:

Rape (Classic*: anal: hetero)
Rape (Classic*: anal: homo)
Rape (Classic*: virginal)

Rape (Traditional**: virginal)
Rape (Traditional**: anal)

Rape (Consensual***: viable)
Rape (Consensual***: non viable)

* Old fashioned normal rape.
** Rape of your wife (a secular term I hade to look up).
*** Pseudo Rape the woman retroactivly decides if it is rape by whether she gets pregnant or not.

Hopefully this will keep it simple.

As we can see, if man is obeying God cannot be guilt of rape!

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I think anal rape should have it's own category as a sub category of rape. So we could have:

Rape (Classic*: anal: hetero)
Rape (Classic*: anal: homo)
Rape (Classic*: virginal)

Rape (Traditional**: virginal)
Rape (Traditional**: anal)

Rape (Consensual***: viable)
Rape (Consensual***: non viable)
Friend, while it is a sin, I don't believe sodomy can be a type of rape. It is sodomy. Both parties are equally at fault. Which raises the question, who is at fault in the categories above? I'm prepared to split the difference and say women most of the time and shared guilt in Classic hetero rape (aka True Rape). Also, would Godly ravishing even be considered rape at all?

  1. Isaiah 13:16
    Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.
  2. Lamentations 5:11
    They ravished the women in Zion, and the maids in the cities of Judah.
  3. Zechariah 14:2
    For I will gather all nations against Jerusalem to battle; and the city shall be taken, and the houses rifled, and the women ravished; and half of the city shall go forth into captivity, and the residue of the people shall not be cut off from the city.
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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-06-2012, 05:27 PM

Sodomy is any sexual practice that is not procreational.

This can include penetration of the buttockular cleft with the penile member but can include many and varied sexual practices.

YIC

Abe: I probably should add 'Compasionate Rape'. As women find salvation via extruding babies lesbeans are on their way to Hell. If a compassionate True Christian™ can gift her with a child and this help her on her way to Salvation.

My friend who is a medical doctor assures me that lesbeans almost always decide to be straight once they have been 'seen to' and so does not use the 'rape baby kill switch' we now know operates in cases of rape (classic: virginal).

What better gift can a loving man give a woman?

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