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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
05-25-2013, 04:22 AM
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Well, one of them clearly has a "pansy" on it. I'm still looking at the other ones.
But I know they are bad because they're to be issued under the new Gay Regime.
It is frightening, and I'm glad you agree.
The little pink and blue babies at the bottom might be babies they've aborted?
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Yes, I agree they shouldn't issue a whole new set of badges just for gay scouts, but do you think that sexual orientation matters to little boys? Don't they just want to be playing outside in the mud, getting dirty?
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
05-25-2013, 04:26 AM
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do you think that sexual orientation matters to little boys? Don't they just want to be playing outside in the mud, getting dirty?
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The "mud wrestling" is one of the earliest forms of indoctrination...
Then it builds from there.
I cannot and willnot just standby and let this new proposed badge "fly"
(I am sorry for posting this image, but this is what the New Boy-on-Boy Scouts of America has come to!)
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
05-25-2013, 04:30 AM
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Yes, I agree they shouldn't issue a whole new set of badges just for gay scouts, but do you think that sexual orientation matters to little boys? Don't they just want to be playing outside in the mud, getting dirty?
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Yes! This is what little boys want! This is what little boys deserve!
Instead, they'll get treated to diva parties and queer-offs!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
05-25-2013, 04:46 AM
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Yes! This is what little boys want! This is what little boys deserve!
Instead, they'll get treated to diva parties and queer-offs!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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Yes, I agree. They just want to act like little boys, but cannot if this continues. They need to leave it alone.
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
05-28-2013, 06:44 PM
Why would the gay people be so active in promoting their agenda as to create a whole new set of badges?
Are we sure that this is actually the case, and not photo-shopped somehow? So that we don't know what their true plan of action is?
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
05-28-2013, 06:51 PM
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Why would the gay people be so active in promoting their agenda as to create a whole new set of badges?
Are we sure that this is actually the case, and not photo-shopped somehow? So that we don't know what their true plan of action is?
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
01-19-2015, 07:25 PM
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I shiver to think what new badges will be introduced, with the Gay scout"masters" now in charge...!
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Sister, have the Gay Scouts created an Incest Merit Badge yet?
I ask because now apparently there's a support group for incestuous couples who want to be included in normal society, and the gays are the best source for knowing how to bully society until it changes its moral code.
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
01-20-2015, 12:22 AM
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Sister, have the Gay Scouts created an Incest Merit Badge yet?
I ask because now apparently there's a support group for incestuous couples who want to be included in normal society, and the gays are the best source for knowing how to bully society until it changes its moral code.
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Mrs. Etheldreda, I practically vomited after reading this! Boy Scouts once was a proud American masculine tradition, but now. Thank God, that my husband became an Eagle scout before all this sodomy came about! Why is it so hard to obey Leviticus 18:6-18? That's probably one of the easiest ones in the Bible! These wretched God-mockers. I can't wait to see them burn in Hell for this atrocity, and many others!
Distraughtly yours in Christ,
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P.S. Other frail silly ladies like me, I would recommend asking your husband for permission for reading this. Because my poor husband had to give me a good backhand for vomiting on the marble floor in my kitchen.
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
01-20-2015, 12:46 AM
I betting one of the first new Merit Badges will be:
Sewing: Scout In Drag Outfit.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
03-28-2015, 04:09 AM
The only thing on MY gay agenda is to pleasure my girlfriend in a way that she won't be too limp to reciprocate oral sex. Maybe I'm not hanging out with the right people? Real question though. I feel so dirty after my life of gay. I need my soul saved. Enlighten me again on why God hates gay people?
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
03-28-2015, 04:13 AM
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The only thing on MY gay agenda is to pleasure my girlfriend in a way that she won't be too limp to reciprocate oral sex. Maybe I'm not hanging out with the right people? Real question though. I feel so dirty after my life of gay. I need my soul saved. Enlighten me again on why God hates gay people?
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Dear pervert: Try reading the Holy Bible. Then you'll see what God thinks about queers.
Homosexuality is an abomination to God (like shrimp).
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Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Leviticus 18:22
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Except that unlike eating shrimp, the punishment for homosexuality is death.
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If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Lev.20:13
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Or exile.
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Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD ... And he took away the sodomites out of the land. ... Asa's heart was perfect with the LORD all his days. 1 Kings 15:11-14
Jehoshaphat ... walked in all the ways of Asa his father; he turned not aside from it, doing that which was right in the eyes of the LORD ... The remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land. 1 Kings 42:42-46
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And the New Testament is just as intolerant toward the homers:
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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. (God will make you gay!) Romans 1:26-27
God gave them over to a reprobate mind ... without natural affection ... they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. Romans 1:28-32
The unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom ... neither fornicators ... nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind ... shall inherit the kingdom of God. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10
Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for ... them that defile themselves with mankind ... and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine ... These filthy dreamers defile the flesh. 1 Timothy 1:9-10
Even as Sodom and Gomorrha ... giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh ... suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. Jude 7-8
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Now stop being a disgusting rugmuncher and accept Christ as your personal Savior©.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
03-28-2015, 06:49 PM
As the beloved (and large-headed) Reverend Jerry Falwell once stated:
"The insidious aspect of the gay agenda is that its proponents want homosexuals to believe it doesn't exist. They want gay people to burn in hell with the words of the agenda fanning the flames. It's time to pray, people. I don't want my sons growing up in a world where one day, men will be able to marry men, women will marry women, and, God forbid, they become able to adopt precious children and indoctrinate them in their wicked lifestyle. Because Jesus said if we ask, it will be done, I am calling all Christians to fast and pray against these things. When we pray, the Lord will hear and our children will be safe."
(This was when Falwell's children were still in grade school.)
I agree that GOD answers prayer, and that when it is His will, He will do away with the fags and lezbeans forever because the WORD OF GOD said so! If the Bible says it, GLORY, it is so! Hallelujah! Let the naysayers realize that things happen in God's time, not ours, apparently. Jesus is on the Throne!
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
03-29-2015, 07:16 PM
Actually I heard that the real gay agenda us to boil Christians until steamed into a chicken Parmesan
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
03-29-2015, 11:31 PM
Right I just love being homo. If one of you can make me scream "oh God!" as loud as my girlfriend does, then we will talk.
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
03-29-2015, 11:36 PM
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Actually I heard that the real gay agenda us to boil Christians until steamed into a chicken Parmesan
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SHHHHH you weren't supposed to tell the heteros that!
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03-30-2015, 12:33 PM
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06-15-2015, 08:41 PM
It is so upsetting to hear of what these lost souls are doing.
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04-05-2019, 11:59 PM
With all due respect, you are completely incorrect.
While the first may be true, the others are ridiculous.
Based on what has happened in the past, if anybody in the USA tried to perform actions similar to Adolf Hitler, they would get no support except from Neo-Nazis, who condemn gays.
Christianity could not be condemned by law because of religion due to the Constitution's 1st Amendment preventing prosecution by religion.
Christians aren't hated more. We're just hated when we say people are sinners.
And gays aren't wanting the Scouting Association to throw away Christian morals; they're wanting the Scouts to prevent bullying.
Don't forget:
1) Sodom and Gomorrah isn't about homosexuality, it's about gang rape.
2) Leviticus and Romans don't apply anymore. Nor does the Old Testament. Hebrews 8:13: "Is that he saith, A new covenant, he hath made the first old. Now that which decayeth and waxeth old is ready to vanish away."
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Re: 5 Secrets The Gay Agenda Doesn't Want You To Know -
04-06-2019, 12:46 AM
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With all due respect, you are completely incorrect.
While the first may be true, the others are ridiculous.
Based on what has happened in the past, if anybody in the USA tried to perform actions similar to Adolf Hitler, they would get no support except from Neo-Nazis, who condemn gays.
Christianity could not be condemned by law because of religion due to the Constitution's 1st Amendment preventing prosecution by religion.
Christians aren't hated more. We're just hated when we say people are sinners.
And gays aren't wanting the Scouting Association to throw away Christian morals; they're wanting the Scouts to prevent bullying.
Don't forget:
1) Sodom and Gomorrah isn't about homosexuality, it's about gang rape.
2) Leviticus and Romans don't apply anymore. Nor does the Old Testament. Hebrews 8:13: "Is that he saith, A new covenant, he hath made the first old. Now that which decayeth and waxeth old is ready to vanish away."
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Mr Jackson, please read your Bible again. You are clueless right now.
When you read it, you will find:
1) the exact verse where Jesus says He came to fulfill, not to destroy the Old Covenant
2) several passages indicating that all the Gospel is to be observed, not only the New Testament
3) moreover, Romans is in the New Testament. No way is outdated, not even in your twisted version of Christianity.
How does your imagination works? God wrote a series of laws, then He said "Oh, I screwed up, never mind here are my other laws" He is Almighty, and even if from a pure logic point of view He has the capability for failing (He can do as He pleases, so He can fail if that pleases Him) I don't see any sense in a failing God, let alone an on purpose failing God.
Do you see what I mean? Do you understand the logic here?
I don't count on it.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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