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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-10-2009, 10:59 PM

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It appears Mr Hutchins has an answer for everything! Cant you just accept this lady was unfairly treated by a man who knew no better than to raise his fists?

I personally think he should be on his knees, at this lady's feet BEGGING for her forgivness!! He is clearly not worthy of a wife!!

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The only person here who is offended is Jesus. If that man did this woman wrong that man should be apologizing to Christ.



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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-10-2009, 11:05 PM

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It appears Mr Hutchins has an answer for everything! Cant you just accept this lady was unfairly treated by a man who knew no better than to raise his fists?

I personally think he should be on his knees, at this lady's feet BEGGING for her forgivness!! He is clearly not worthy of a wife!!

Peace and love to all.

Oh I forgive him, but I refuse to take him back. I have moved on and I have a happy and much loved life now. My children and I are finally safe and my current husband loves us and cares for us and does not beat me or them and as stated when we met that he never will.
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Angry Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-10-2009, 11:11 PM

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Oh I forgive him, but I refuse to take him back. I have moved on and I have a happy and much loved life now. My children and I are finally safe and my current husband loves us and cares for us and does not beat me or them and as stated when we met that he never will.
You harlot! You left your husband simply because he was performing his godly duties?!

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-10-2009, 11:17 PM

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Oh I forgive him, but I refuse to take him back. I have moved on and I have a happy and much loved life now. My children and I are finally safe and my current husband loves us and cares for us and does not beat me or them and as stated when we met that he never will.
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While it is understandable that you may be forced to separate yourself from your husband if he is really that abusive any Christian knows you can not remarry.
Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder. Matthew 19:6
The fact that your husband is a homicidal maniac is no excuse to break God's laws friend. My own wife attacked me and is now imprisoned for that assault (a long with several more vicious ones) I haven't divorced her.



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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-10-2009, 11:27 PM

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What does it matter to you? He was arrested, charged, and convicted of attempted murder and sentenced to prison. Whatever his reason (I don't recall at this time) apparently wasn't good enough or the Judge and Jury would have released him. Oh, There were mostly WHITE MEN with Wives of their own on his jury. I guess they didn't approve of the pictures taken of me while laying in ICU. I will admit they were pretty bad
Typical racist legal system. Now dear, I am a staunch feminist and I fully support putting that monster behind bars, yet I would be willing to bet if you were African-American like me that ALL-WHITE JURY would find nothing wrong and not convict.

This just goes to show that our legal system is foundationally racist. White people shouldn't even be on juries because they lack the sympathy and reason to make a fair decision. Sonia Sotomayer was more than right when she said that as a Hispanic Female she can make better decisions than White Males.

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-10-2009, 11:32 PM

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You harlot! You left your husband simply because he was performing his godly duties?!

You, your liberal husband, and your children will all burn in hell if you continue to take the path you are on! You need to bow down to your husband RIGHT NOW, and insist that he beat the free will and resistance out of you, or ELSE!
If you say so. I discussed the issue with my Pastor and I did what he said I could do. He backed me fully and even testified at the trial as to how my Ex treated me even in the house of the Lord, As it appalled everyone there. There are some VERY caring Baptists that humble themselves to God the Father and help protect their flock.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-10-2009, 11:34 PM

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If you say so. I discussed the issue with my Pastor and I did what he said I could do. He backed me fully and even testified at the trial as to how my Ex treated me even in the house of the Lord, As it appalled everyone there. There are some VERY caring Baptists that humble themselves to God the Father and help protect their flock.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-10-2009, 11:36 PM

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Typical racist legal system. Now dear, I am a staunch feminist and I fully support putting that monster behind bars, yet I would be willing to bet if you were African-American like me that ALL-WHITE JURY would find nothing wrong and not convict.

This just goes to show that our legal system is foundationally racist. White people shouldn't even be on juries because they lack the sympathy and reason to make a fair decision. Sonia Sotomayer was more than right when she said that as a Hispanic Female she can make better decisions than White Males.

We need to stand up to racism in the jury system today! Fight the power!

You're the one who sounds racist. Had I been black like you I would probably shot him in cold blood and claimed I was crazy. Go play with your girlfriend. Leave this Godly forum and keep your racist BS to yourself.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-10-2009, 11:39 PM

So, is she a clam diver like you ?

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If you say so. I discussed the issue with my Pastor and I did what he said I could do. He backed me fully and even testified at the trial as to how my Ex treated me even in the house of the Lord, As it appalled everyone there. There are some VERY caring Baptists that humble themselves to God the Father and help protect their flock.
Who is this false Christian "pastor"? I believe the DOF will be having a word with him shortly.



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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-11-2009, 12:00 AM

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Who is this false Christian "pastor"? I believe the DOF will be having a word with him shortly.

It matters not. Please since Pastor Zeke has made unfit changes, Go ahead and Ban me. I won't be coming back. You people have proven to me that you are stuck to your own Ideals and everyone has no opinion. You're not out to save people you're out to persucute (spelling questionable) people who don't drop to you. I'm done. You all will burn.
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Cool Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-11-2009, 12:06 AM

I just recieved this..

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

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That was uncalled for and extremely hateful. You are unwelcome here and your unsaved opinions are not interesting or valuable to us. If you want to retain your posting privileges, better watch your mouth girl.

Don't you have a toilet to scrub or something?

Hahaha firstly im a MAN not a woman, and I think you need to learn some respect, boy!!

I have a good mind to post this EVERYWHERE on the net, to show the world what a bunch of idiotic mormons you all are!!

If this is your faith, your welcome to it. You have clearly MADE IT UP.
I'll stick to being a REAL christian!!

Theres no love here, just beating and insulting women. In my faith we look after our women and children, not treat them like animals like you all do!

Were all laughing at you!! Hahaha!!
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-11-2009, 12:11 AM

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I have a good mind to post this EVERYWHERE on the net, to show the world what a bunch of idiotic mormons you all are!!
That's what the internet's for, Nancy. I'm not surprised that you'd continue your campaign of hate against us. What do you think that will accomplish?


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Hahaha firstly im a MAN not a woman, and I think you need to learn some respect, boy!!
You can understand our confusion when you moan like a heathen harlot.


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I have a good mind to post this EVERYWHERE on the net, to show the world what a bunch of idiotic mormons you all are!!
Go ahead, but I assure you, it won't be us who look idiotic in the long run.


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-11-2009, 03:32 AM

This has to be a joke. There's no way people this ignorant can exist. Then again, if you actually do remove yourself from society and claim to be above everyone else and you have a support group that agrees with you, this kind of lunacy can procreate.

That being said, if this is NOT a piffleing joke, you "men"(or as I like to say, cowardly cocksucking sacks of refuse) need to have your tiny dicks cut off and shoved down your throats. You then need to be beaten to within an inch of your life, and tortured for a few years until you realize just how wrong you are, and have been. You are not men. You're cowards. You need to 'guide your wife to salvation' With your piffleing fists? Women are not as strong as men, you can guide them in other ways other than piffleing hitting them you worthless shitpiles.

Oh, also. If by some chance of a """""miracle"""" Sarah Palin had become a woman of power and had tried to outlaw abortion or ban gay marriages? I would have aborted a fresh fetus and thrown it on their piffleing doorstep. People will NOT tell me what I can and can't do with my own body and a union of sperm and egg which is simply cells multiplying in my womb. I am nowhere near being a lesbian, but I would find a close friend and request that she make out with me in front of anyone who has a piffleing problem with it.

I keep telling myself that this site HAS to be a joke. There's no other explanation.

Oh, and this ruse? can burn in a piffleing fire for all I care.

My boyfriend is reading some of your posts to me right now and I can't stop laughing. Some of your earlier ones though just make me feel sick to my stomach that there could be a shred of a chance that there could be a group of people that are THAT nuts.

If it's not a joke, you men seriously need to be castrated so that white trash redneck mormons like yourself can't pass on their spawn or 'beliefs' to future generations.


Further proof that this HAS to be a joke, from another post: I guess I won't be serving cucumber sandwiches at the Ladies of Landover teabagging parties anymore. COME ON.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-11-2009, 04:02 AM

You know what's a joke, Jane? YOU. You are so full of hatred, anger, bile, and cruelty. You berate us by using profanity, you mock our belief system by calling it a "joke", then you threaten to abort a baby SIMPLY to display anger. It's sad you would consider the life of a tiny human being a TOOL for protest and demonstration.

You make me sick. No one asked for you to come here, you Godless Heathen. We are GOOD True Christian™ men and we have the right to discuss our (correct) religious beliefs amongst each other in peace and fellowship.


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Oh, also. If by some chance of a """""miracle"""" Sarah Palin had become a woman of power and had tried to outlaw abortion or ban gay marriages? I would have aborted a fresh fetus and thrown it on their piffleing doorstep. People will NOT tell me what I can and can't do with my own body and a union of sperm and egg which is simply cells multiplying in my womb. I am nowhere near being a lesbian, but I would find a close friend and request that she make out with me in front of anyone who has a piffleing problem with it.
Dont you have any morals, lesbo?
I bet you are a hippie? You prefer to cause as much outrage as possible by using drugs, running around naked, having sex in public? You disgust me.

What you need is a proper beating with the rod. But I doubt you are married. Where is your father? Did you even get permission to post here!?
I really doubt it.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 06-11-2009, 05:54 AM

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Oh I forgive him, but I refuse to take him back. I have moved on and I have a happy and much loved life now. My children and I are finally safe and my current husband loves us and cares for us and does not beat me or them and as stated when we met that he never will.
So now you're an adulteress?

Miss, there are ways to take care of an unlovable husband that do not involve spending the rest of your days as a harlot.
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You're the one who sounds racist. Had I been black like you I would probably shot him in cold blood and claimed I was crazy. Go play with your girlfriend. Leave this Godly forum and keep your racist BS to yourself.
Where exactly do you think you are, Missy?

This is not www.stormfront.org! Take your bigoted hatred and skedaddle!
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You people have proven to me that you are stuck to your own Ideals and everyone has no opinion. You're not out to save people you're out to persucute (spelling questionable) people who don't drop to you. I'm done. You all will burn.
Wrong. We are stuck to God's Laws, and everyone who is not God has no opinion we care about when it comes to "right" and "wrong".

You, dear, are the one "stuck to your own Ideals", and ignoring God's opinion!

Why do you hate our Lord so, that you would exalt your petty little "feelings" and "self-esteem" and "physical safety" above Him and His Laws?


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