[SayvedByTheLord]

Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X

Showers are an excellent, healthy environment for people to explore their bodies and experiment with sexual fantasies. I remember when I was a teenager, I would lay down in the bathtub with my legs spread and let the hot water gushing from the fawcett splash down on my sensitive erogeneous zones, while closing my eyes and imagine Diana Ross was pleasuring me.

As nigra have no ambition to actually work, how many of our hard earned tax dollars actually went toward your so called "education" ? I suppose it is possible you had a watermelon stand as a child but unlikely.

[kyle_from_southpark]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Medical Science? The Bible tells us 1Tm:6:20: O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

And so it is, God has a Plan and medical science is a thing of the Devil designed to thwart that Great Plan - it is Ungodly.

so what about jesus letting a cripple man walk again? That seems to me like some good 'ol medical science

[kyle_from_southpark]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Well, like I said Ricardo, anger management must exist - even in Portugal. Murdering people without God telling you to do so is a sin friend.

Personally, I stopped beating my wife over a year ago, after she died in that horrible garden accident. So get off my back OK. Take it up with God. He wrote the Bible, not me.

god never wrote a bible you dumbass, he only gave ten rules to mozes

[shocked]

I have just discovered this forum today, and quite frankly I am very shocked by it, hence the name.
I am not a religious man and I will not pretend to be. However I do have faith in god, I believe in him, but I also believe he is a kind and forgiving god.
I do not have a religion per say, I choose to believe as long as we are decent people and don’t hurt anyone else , and try to get along with others and help them, then it doesn’t matter what religion we have, god will welcome use with open arms.
I refuse to believe that the god I believe in , would condone wife beating.
I refuse to believe he would condone beating a dog to the point where it stops breathing.

If you so called true Christians are even a minor reflection on heaven.
Then quite frankly I don’t want to go.


Thank you for spoiling what little faith I have.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by shocked

I have just discovered this forum today, and quite frankly I am very shocked by it, hence the name.
I am not a religious man and I will not pretend to be. However I do have faith in god, I believe in him, but I also believe he is a kind and forgiving god.
I do not have a religion per say, I choose to believe as long as we are decent people and don’t hurt anyone else , and try to get along with others and help them, then it doesn’t matter what religion we have, god will welcome use with open arms.
I refuse to believe that the god I believe in , would condone wife beating.
I refuse to believe he would condone beating a dog to the point where it stops breathing.

If you so called true Christians are even a minor reflection on heaven.
Then quite frankly I don’t want to go.


Thank you for spoiling what little faith I have.

You came to the right place! We can refill your faith tank so that your faith-o-meter is full again!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Praise Jesus that you have been sent to us by God. We will do all we can to lead you down the Path of Righteousness©.

Originally Posted by shocked

I have just discovered this forum today, and quite frankly I am very shocked by it, hence the name.
I am not a religious man and I will not pretend to be. However I do have faith in god, I believe in him, but I also believe he is a kind and forgiving god.
I do not have a religion per say, I choose to believe as long as we are decent people and don’t hurt anyone else , and try to get along with others and help them, then it doesn’t matter what religion we have, god will welcome use with open arms.
I refuse to believe that the god I believe in , would condone wife beating.
I refuse to believe he would condone beating a dog to the point where it stops breathing.

If you so called true Christians are even a minor reflection on heaven.
Then quite frankly I don’t want to go.


Thank you for spoiling what little faith I have.

[James Hutchins]

Welcome Shocked! Its' snap doddly good to meet you!

[shocked]

I will not judge anyone in what they believe you are entitled to you beliefs, but if showing me the godly path means I one day strike my wife then I refuse.
I would never even consider that, my wife to me is equal in every way, I am superior in none.
We make decisions together and tackle problems together.

If yours is the godly road then consider me on the grass.

I apologies if I offended anyone by my opinion.

Please could you explain where is says in the bible that it is ok to hurt another human being.

Excuse my ignorance.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Shocked, you are simply misunderstood about our beliefs here. No one here beats our wives. We discipline them. Sometimes the discipline entails physical punishment, but nothing harsh nor cruel. We do this not to be sadistic or spiteful, but because we love our wives very much and do not want to see them stray from the path of the Lord. Christ told us that the road to Heaven is narrow but the road to Hell is wide. Our wives need us to keep them on that path. If we didn't love them, we wouldn't discipline them and allow them to carry on in their harlotry.

Of course, when it gets right down to it, it doesn't matter if you think it's good or bad -- it's what God thinks is good or bad. We are right in the Lord. We do not question His judgement, nor His laws.

I would ask you if you would like to seek forgiveness for your sins and join Jesus Christ in everlasting life. I am here to share the Good News, with you Shocked, that Jesus Christ died for your sins! All it takes is for you to accept Him in your heart and you can become a True Christian™ just like us. Open yourself to Jesus. Ask him to come in.

Will you accept Jesus Christ right now, this very instant?

[jennydonatiheals]

jenny donati told me she was tish, shes a lying witch, its the paliban daily stealing the God spoken protected created birthed name ministry of dreams like thier lost witch hair dyer pastors, ezekiel, and Rev. Jim Osborne, and Billy Reuben, they are witchs, its jean poole and jenny donati stealing the God spoken protected christians ministry name like over 1500 have to ruin, ministry of dreams, i spoke, said, Jesus, after bob prayed, let jenny d. jean poole of the paliban daily lie to you all to trick, heres how you verify it, go to blue host and type in ministryofdreams.org, she purchased it on may 5, 2009, to ruin christian, mocked him on her site, posted and claimed bob sent in post, they are lying, on blue host, the, paliban.org come back like on details on email jenny donati who claims to be tish, and even, thats Jesus, pointing, she claimed to be yoo, thats, corey, lee, brackney, lied, but that was the line saith the Lord, that is when I showed bob where her name was cause the evil jenny d. of paliban daily wanted to ruin innocence, let jenny donati and jean poole who called christian a retard and blocked him, lie to landover baptist church forums, they are cut off witchs, and can not be saved, let them pollute this, its to late for you Billy Reuben and Jim Osborne, you loved this life you hair dyeging witchs, go ahead and block this account, but, to late, for all listed here saith the Lord, dont believe it, when I enter into a person, it feels like body perfect size coming in, now be mocked speaking with tongues but no Holy Ghost, saith the Lord,

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by jennydonatisteals

jenny donati told me she was tish, shes a lying witch, its the paliban daily stealing the God spoken protected created birthed name ministry of dreams like thier lost witch hair dyer pastors, ezekiel, and Rev. Jim Osborne, and Billy Reuben, they are witchs, its jean poole and jenny donati stealing the God spoken protected christians ministry name like over 1500 have to ruin, ministry of dreams, i spoke, said, Jesus, after bob prayed, let jenny d. jean poole of the paliban daily lie to you all to trick, heres how you verify it, go to blue host and type in ministryofdreams.org, she purchased it on may 5, 2009, to ruin christian, mocked him on her site, posted and claimed bob sent in post, they are lying, on blue host, the, paliban.org come back like on details on email jenny donati who claims to be tish, and even, thats Jesus, pointing, she claimed to be yoo, thats, corey, lee, brackney, lied, but that was the line saith the Lord, that is when I showed bob where her name was cause the evil jenny d. of paliban daily wanted to ruin innocence, let jenny donati and jean poole who called christian a retard and blocked him, lie to landover baptist church forums, they are cut off witchs, and can not be saved, let them pollute this, its to late for you Billy Reuben and Jim Osborne, you loved this life you hair dyeging witchs, go ahead and block this account, but, to late, for all listed here saith the Lord, dont believe it, when I enter into a person, it feels like body perfect size coming in, now be mocked speaking with tongues but no Holy Ghost, saith the Lord,

Bob, is that you? What have you done with your hair?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by jennydonatisteals

jenny donati told me she was tish, shes a lying witch, its the paliban daily stealing the God spoken protected created birthed name ministry of dreams like thier lost witch hair dyer pastors, ezekiel, and Rev. Jim Osborne, and Billy Reuben, they are witchs, its jean poole and jenny donati stealing the God spoken protected christians ministry name like over 1500 have to ruin, ministry of dreams, i spoke, said, Jesus, after bob prayed, let jenny d. jean poole of the paliban daily lie to you all to trick, heres how you verify it, go to blue host and type in ministryofdreams.org, she purchased it on may 5, 2009, to ruin christian, mocked him on her site, posted and claimed bob sent in post, they are lying, on blue host, the, paliban.org come back like on details on email jenny donati who claims to be tish, and even, thats Jesus, pointing, she claimed to be yoo, thats, corey, lee, brackney, lied, but that was the line saith the Lord, that is when I showed bob where her name was cause the evil jenny d. of paliban daily wanted to ruin innocence, let jenny donati and jean poole who called christian a retard and blocked him, lie to landover baptist church forums, they are cut off witchs, and can not be saved, let them pollute this, its to late for you Billy Reuben and Jim Osborne, you loved this life you hair dyeging witchs, go ahead and block this account, but, to late, for all listed here saith the Lord, dont believe it, when I enter into a person, it feels like body perfect size coming in, now be mocked speaking with tongues but no Holy Ghost, saith the Lord,

Could you sum up your thesis in, say, 100 words?

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by shocked

If yours is the godly road then consider me on the grass.

Please stay off the grass.

[ckeiffer]

Brother Dustin forgive my lateness in my response as i was unfamiliar with such an enlightened place of biblical cleanliness. As we all know the internet is a dangerous place and the Devil's playground. Until i heard of this wonderful haven from the smut that fills the computer world I deemed the internet as nothing more than the Devil's taint!

Now as far as your wife is concerned. I do have first hand knowledge on how to properly punish a women with unclean thoughts and actions, but you must be careful. Mistaking what her actions were could cause you to over step and punish her for a sin that never occurred. This will serve nothing more than to push her further into the Devil's grip. So you must be sure. I suggest that you install a camera into the shower and record her shower activities. Show us the recording so that we may judge and be sure your actions are pure as to not squander an otherwise righteous women to the depths of hell.

Brother Walker

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by ckeiffer

I suggest that you install a camera into the shower and record her shower activities.
Brother Walker

You obviously didn't read the whole thread:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...era#post335945

[Nada]

You People are completely F**cking INSANE! She probably isn't getting any, considering that you have made reference to her genetalia as "her Devil's layer." Does that make your children the spawn of Satan?? That really has nothing to do with the coinage of that term in reference to her vagina, and everything to do with you being their Father, if you are man enough to have children of your own and not covet someone else's.

How dare you paddle a grown woman! To treat a woman, or any other human-being as a piece of property is a testament to your own moral compass. You are no better than the radical Islamic individuals that you so adamently HATE and Judge. And, as I recall (and I'm no Christian, but even I know this lesson from the Bible), that is not you job! BTW, cute little animation under your "smiles" choices depicting the slaughter of insurgents. What ever happened to an objective and merciful Savior???

This just goes to show the utter manipulation of a valid and decent Faith for the interests of just a few. Great going guys! Way to preach trash and intolerance to vulnerable, soft, and prone minds. That's all you're doing. You're masking your own fears and insecurities with the ignorance and corruption of others, when in reality, you should be helping them to tolerate and love.

Obama would call you all Jackasses! Bush was a Tool!
and I'm GAY!!!

No don't go bombing Abortion Clinics now, ya hear!?!?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Friend,

Jesus sent you to us to be Saved. Why not go to the introduction section and tell us about yourself.

[Nada]

Nah!
You wish you could sink your claws into me! I'm just fine the way that I am! My God tells me that from inside my heart!

Just a little enraged by the treatment of your women.

And who the hell is the perve that wants the camera installed, her actions recorded, and then aired over the internet so that he can watch???

like hes not going to venture into HIS "Devil's layer!"
LOL

That's just blatantly obvious if you ask me. You should ban him for impure thoughts!!! You omnipotent beings, you!

[Johnnyboy]

Originally Posted by Brother Nada

Nah!
You wish you could sink your claws into me! I'm just fine the way that I am! My God tells me that from inside my heart!

Just a little enraged by the treatment of your women.

And who the hell is the perve that wants the camera installed, her actions recorded, and then aired over the internet so that he can watch???

like hes not going to venture into HIS "Devil's layer!"
LOL

That's just blatantly obvious if you ask me. You should ban him for impure thoughts!!! You omnipotent beings, you!

So, if you didn't come here to be Saved, why did you come? Was it only to spread hatred, and persecute Christians? Personally, I think it's pretty rude on your part to come here uninvited, spewing obscene language around.

God Bless,

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Brother Nada

Nah!
You wish you could sink your claws into me! I'm just fine the way that I am! My God tells me that from inside my heart!

So your imaginary god tells you to waltz uninvited and unwelcome into Christian forums and spew hatred and profanities? Your cult must be quite popular...


Enjoy hell. I know I'll enjoy watching you burn!