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Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" -
01-17-2016, 09:15 AM
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...You should be a decent person for the sake of being a decent person...
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And in return for that, you offer what? Some "good feelings" from those in your immediate surroundings, followed by nothing, forever?
OTOH, God in the Bible offers eternal life for simple, perfect, lifelong obedience to His hundreds of complex, obscure, random to the point of ridiculous strictures.
You're really going to have to do better.
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01-17-2016, 06:47 PM
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And in return for that, you offer what? Some "good feelings" from those in your immediate surroundings, followed by nothing, forever?
OTOH, God in the Bible offers eternal life for simple, perfect, lifelong obedience to His hundreds of complex, obscure, random to the point of ridiculous strictures.
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No, because you shouldn't need a reward to be a just person.
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Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" -
01-17-2016, 06:57 PM
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No, because you shouldn't need a reward to be a just person.
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You're confused. One doesn't base justice on anything more than personal gratification when they reject the moral code of Christ Jesus, as laid out clearly in the Holy Bible. Sadly, what gratifies the atheist is hardly ever good.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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01-17-2016, 07:35 PM
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No, because you shouldn't need a reward to be a just person.
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Such a noble sentiment. That (and $5) will get you a small, plain coffee at Starbucks.
Unfortunately, humans (and every other animal in existence) are hard-wired to be selfish. What may seem like altruism rarely is. The reward for "selfless" behaviour can be difficult to discern, or connect to the actions in question, but it is there, and always sought.
That being said, I'd rather you do things in order to feel better about yourself than to impress whatever deity you've been brainwashed into worshipping. It's much less likely to involve inflicting needless suffering on others.
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Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" -
01-17-2016, 08:03 PM
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Such a noble sentiment. That (and $5) will get you a small, plain coffee at Starbucks.
Unfortunately, humans (and every other animal in existence) are hard-wired to be selfish. What may seem like altruism rarely is. The reward for "selfless" behaviour can be difficult to discern, or connect to the actions in question, but it is there, and always sought.
That being said, I'd rather you do things in order to feel better about yourself than to impress whatever deity you've been brainwashed into worshipping. It's much less likely to involve inflicting needless suffering on others.
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I have to disagree. Look at people like Pastor Ezekiel that work very hard every day to make the world a better place.
You won't find any selfishness in this man's soul and many others in Landover. Because faith gives you more energy then any selfishness.
I mean what you say is that animals are selfish and so humans must be, too.
Then tell me why ants don't pray to God?
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Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" -
01-30-2016, 09:31 AM
Titus, I attended military school when I was a boy, which, as Donald Trump has said, is basically the same as being in the military. I wonder if I might be able to help you with your organization.
I'll need a free hand, and several of your strongest, most virile, clean-limbed young men will have to report directly to me.
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Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" -
01-31-2016, 04:38 AM
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Such a noble sentiment. That (and $5) will get you a small, plain coffee at Starbucks.
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Starbucks coffee cups are not for coffee! Godly studies have shown that they are intended to be grain silos.
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Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" -
03-21-2016, 02:13 PM
So, war on women rights...ok, lets see where this goes.
For people who only have a 2000 year old book with no clear evidence within to support their theory, you seem pretty sure of ehat to do. Stil, even that way it just does not seem right.
I mean, even when you say it. "Hey people, lets declare war on women rights." Really ?
Beside, you need the public to agree. Most of Earth's population IS women, because they live longer (already evidencied). How are you going to do it ?
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Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" -
03-21-2016, 11:08 PM
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Men of the Landover Baptist Church!
Today I have an important announcement to make.
The millions of immigrants flooding Europe are not only a problem. They are a chance! Today I created a new movement called the IAWR -"Immigrants against woman rights" and I have already gathered a huge group of 6 North African men to help me with our cause.
Yes, at the end these people are enemies of God, but never forget what Christian warfare is all about : The enemy of my enemy is my Friend.
The goal is that more and more of these barbaric dogs join my movement with me as their Supreme Leader and together we will turn down woman right's until all woman on this planet are liberated from the unnatural right's they unfairly possess. Because that is what God wants after all.
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. -Genesis 3:16
But this is just the beginning, I will now use this important moment to say that my loyalty will always belong to the Landover Baptist Church. Even if millions of immigrants are under my command, I will always be a True Christian Brother™ to the Landover Baptist Church.
A few moments ago a guy named "mohammed from Syria" called my phone and asked if he gets "blonde German woman" if he joins my group. And I said yes,:" Yes , Mohammed! You will get as many as u want! As long as u do whatever I say and never question any order." He agreed in his filthy arabic accent but it doesn't matter. What matters is that I can use him.
I can see now that Germany has a bright future. There is no question that once the army I have is strong enough that we can take on Angela and every single femnazi that is poisoning this country since decades.
And for every bomb these femnazis throw at us, we will throw 5 bombs back. Every woman we find outside the kitchen or the bedroom will be considered a terrorist and enemy combatant!
My friend Hans Gruber has already made plans for future "IAWR-Camps" where no tampons are served and femnazi-prisoners have to make the ultimative decision:" Baking pie or beeing baked!"
Today we are 10, tomorrow we will be 20 and next week we are 100. And next year we are thousands! And once Germany is liberated, the rest of Europe will follow, and Russia and then the whole world!
Let us all thank God, the Creator of the Universe that He has blessed us and our generation so we can experience these great times!
Titus Templeton, 1th January, 2016
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Dude women are allowed, and need to have rights. People that want to take that away are very bad. I actually have a sister that is all for women's rights. Its ok for them to have some you know?
Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
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Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" -
03-22-2016, 12:12 AM
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So, war on women rights...ok, lets see where this goes.
For people who only have a 2000 year old book with no clear evidence within to support their theory,
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Srsly?
Ephesians 5:23-24
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.
1 Timothy 2:11-14
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
I hope that was convincing, dear. It's the Word of God Himself.
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Beside, you need the public to agree. Most of Earth's population IS women, because they live longer (already evidencied).
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You're forgetting about hundreds of cultures where boys are favored and baby girls are either killed or allowed to die - which adds onto the fact that slightly more boys than girls are being born. Also, women living longer is a Western thing - in many places on Earth women still commonly die in childbirth.
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Dude women are allowed, and need to have rights. People that want to take that away are very bad. I actually have a sister that is all for women's rights. Its ok for them to have some you know?
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Not according to the Bible, dear.
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Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" -
03-22-2016, 05:26 PM
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Then tell me why ants don't pray to God?
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Hello Titus,
If you look how an ant colony operates the answer becomes obvious. They all work together with only one interest: The colony. Not even the queen gets a reward, she too only works on behalf of the colony. I can draw no other conclusion: They are communists. And communists don´t pray.
Not all insects are communist though, and some even pray:
Though I´m not sure they pray to God, they do seem to pray for their meal.
Kind regards,
Roland
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Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" -
03-23-2016, 08:28 PM
Ok then let me rephrase that then. Its ok for women I care about to have rights. Like my sisters, my girlfriend, my mom, my aunts etc.
Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
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03-24-2016, 12:32 AM
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Ok then let me rephrase that then. Its ok for women I care about to have rights. Like my sisters, my girlfriend, my mom, my aunts etc.
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What does make you think, that when God created us women to be mens' help meets (Genesis 2:18), He created a clause especially for the women you care about to have rights -- while all of us women whom you don't care about are not supposed to have any? Do you really think you're that special? Why?
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03-24-2016, 03:03 AM
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What does make you think, that when God created us women to be mens' help meets (Genesis 2:18), He created a clause especially for the women you care about to have rights -- while all of us women whom you don't care about are not supposed to have any? Do you really think you're that special? Why?
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No I never said anything about me being special.
Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
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Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" -
03-24-2016, 03:43 AM
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Ok then let me rephrase that then. Its ok for women I care about to have rights. Like my sisters, my girlfriend, my mom, my aunts etc.
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Dear Friend,
Of course women have rights. Based on their free but feeble will, they too have the right to Repent, have a Baptism, the right to obey Jesus and first and foremost of all, the right to eventually get into Heaven! I am sure that you have to agree that this is the ultimate right anyone can have. Have you at all considered that it is this right that those like you are taking away from these poor women? Jesus has told us explicitly how this right can be realized:
1 Timothy 2:15
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
Combined to Faith and nice manners, quite a few women can exercise this right if they are fecund and produce offspring. I'd say that this is more than women deserve. After all, it is they who caused the Fall from God's Grace in the first place (Genesis 3:6). I do understand that there are also barren women who are thus excluded from Heaven even if they believe and otherwise obey Jesus. This is also a part of the magnanimous plan of Jesus and probably caused by the hereditary sins of their foremothers (Exodus 20:5) combined with failures to Pray (Matthew 17:20). Fertility issues can be resolved by Jesus as we know very well (Genesis 17:17).
Please do not take this privilege away from the few women who are deserving. That would be the ultimate form of Spiritual oppression!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" -
06-18-2016, 11:42 PM
People we are in age. This is the age of equality for all. Taking away the rights of woman is horrible. In my household me and my wife are equal.
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06-19-2016, 12:06 AM
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In my household me and my wife are equal.
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Obviously. Your posts make about as much sense as any chatty hen that posts here.
Chris, why are you here? You have no interest in praising Jesus Christ. We all know (thoroughly) about your service to our country in protecting America from the filthy towel heads in those worthless sand patches. And we thank you for taking the fight to those ignorant devils over there, rather than here in the United States. Really, we do.
But why are you here with so many nonsensical posts, ridden with typos and grammatical errors? Even your basic sentence structure suggests some degree of retardation? Was it shrapnel near or in the frontal lobe?
I keep you in my prayers that you will dispense with the narcissism and self-pity and begin thanking your Creator for your continued existence.
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06-19-2016, 02:30 AM
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In my household me and my wife are equal.
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Perhaps the admins should change your name to "Chris the cuck."
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06-19-2016, 05:14 AM
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Obviously. Your posts make about as much sense as any chatty hen that posts here.
Chris, why are you here? You have no interest in praising Jesus Christ. We all know (thoroughly) about your service to our country in protecting America from the filthy towel heads in those worthless sand patches. And we thank you for taking the fight to those ignorant devils over there, rather than here in the United States. Really, we do.
But why are you here with so many nonsensical posts, ridden with typos and grammatical errors? Even your basic sentence structure suggests some degree of retardation? Was it shrapnel near or in the frontal lobe?
I keep you in my prayers that you will dispense with the narcissism and self-pity and begin thanking your Creator for your continued existence.
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