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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 02:02 PM

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Where did I insult you Jacob?
Because aparently God hates all Europeans
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Where did I insult you Jacob?
Jacob?

I thought he sounded like a damned joo.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 02:05 PM

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I thought he sounded like a damned joo.
Why are you still insulting me?
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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 02:07 PM

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Why are you still insulting me?
So it's an insult to assume you're a joo?

Maybe there's hope for you yet.


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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 02:08 PM

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Jacob?

I thought he sounded like a damned joo.
Well, maybe it's not his real name.

Yak, I am, as you can see, Director of European Evangelical Outreach. I am based in Europe to try to convert people to True Christianity™.

Do you know how many people I have converted in the last 3 years?

NONE

ZERO

That's how many. At one point the Pastors here thought that I wasn't even trying, and my grants have been taken away a few times. So I try even HARDER. Result? Zilch. Nada. Niente. Nop. One guy got so angry he turned into a mooselimb.

So, my friend, I know first hand that Europeans don't accept Baby Jesus.


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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 02:08 PM

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So it's an insult to assume you're a joo?

Maybe there's hope for you yet.
Any assumation or judgement not based on fact is an insult.
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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 02:09 PM

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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 02:11 PM

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Well, maybe it's not his real name.

Yak, I am, as you can see, Director of European Evangelical Outreach. I am based in Europe to try to convert people to True Christianity™.

Do you know how many people I have converted in the last 3 years?

NONE

ZERO

That's how many. At one point the Pastors here thought that I wasn't even trying, and my grants have been taken away a few times. So I try even HARDER. Result? Zilch. Nada. Niente. Nop. One guy got so angry he turned into a mooselimb.

So, my friend, I know first hand that Europeans don't accept Baby Jesus.
No offence, but if you were insulting me(like most people on this site) instead of trying to convert me, I'd walk away from you aswell.
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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 02:12 PM

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Any assumation or judgement not based on fact is an insult.
That why we call it Salvation by Faith™

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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 02:14 PM

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Any assumation or judgement not based on fact is an insult.
That doesn't make sense at all. First, assumation isn't even a word.

How about this: English have good dentists.
It's a judgment, and isn't true or based on fact, but how is it an insult?


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That why we call it Salvation by Faith™

John 20:29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.
Faith is beliving without seeing, but there is still proof about Jesus in the Bible.

But making up things and saying that its true eg. all Europeans "discard" God. You have no proof that all Europeans "discard God.
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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 02:51 PM

This is genius. You sure you need that much genocide? I'm also an Atheist like Mr Gervais, and I therefore have no belief in a God so does that mean my entire city with men, women, children and animals must be killed? Well, apart from some of the women anyway, you need to save a few for raping. Obviously.
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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 02:55 PM

Friend, atheists secretly believe in God. How could they not? They just hate Him.

And yes, that's what the Bible tells us: genocide. If you have a problem with that, you have to take it up with God.


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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 02:55 PM

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This is genius. You sure you need that much genocide? I'm also an Atheist like Mr Gervais, and I therefore have no belief in a God so does that mean my entire city with men, women, children and animals must be killed? Well, apart from some of the women anyway, you need to save a few for raping. Obviously.
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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 02:57 PM

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This is genius. You sure you need that much genocide? I'm also an Atheist like Mr Gervais, and I therefore have no belief in a God so does that mean my entire city with men, women, children and animals must be killed? Well, apart from some of the women anyway, you need to save a few for raping. Obviously.
You seem to take pleasure in genocide and rape, and the very thought of it makes you include a lol-smilie.

Did you even click the hyper-linked Bible-references?


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You seem to take pleasure in genocide and rape, and the very thought of it makes you include a lol-smilie.

Did you even click the hyper-linked Bible-references?
I don't take pleasure in the actual acts of genocide or rape, but I do take pleasure in reading the absolute drivel posted in that first post. It's also irrelevant whether I read the Bible references or not, as reading them wouldn't change my opinion on it. It's hilarious in it's levels of ridiculousness.

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Friend, atheists secretly believe in God. How could they not? They just hate Him.

And yes, that's what the Bible tells us: genocide. If you have a problem with that, you have to take it up with God.
How can I hate someone I don't even believe exists? That's just ludicrous.
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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 04:59 PM

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I do take pleasure in reading the absolute drivel posted in that first post.
Can you please cite which scripture in the first post you think is "drivel?" the original poster did a great job in citing all of his evidence. As you can see, many of the punishments are describe multiple times from different books in the Bible.

Listen, we didn't come to your home and mock you, why are you coming into our home and mocking the word of the Lord? All we want is to make sure that everyone knows what the Bible actually says.

Since every part of the chart is based on the literal words of the Bible which were written by God, I must ask again:

What parts of the scripture do you think is drivel?

Or is it simply taht you don't want peopel to knwo what the Bibel actually says on such matters?


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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 05:03 PM

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I do take pleasure in reading the absolute drivel posted in that first post. It's also irrelevant whether I read the Bible references or not, as reading them wouldn't change my opinion on it. It's hilarious in it's levels of ridiculousness.
Wait a minute. You're the one who kicks in the door to our holy congregation and marches down the aisle of virtual church in your Atheistic jackboots. How tolerant is that?

You may think that God's word (KJV1611) is "drivel", "hilarious" and "ridiculous", but I can assure you we take the Bible quite religiously here in Freehold. We didn't write the Bible, but we sure follow it.


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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 05:19 PM

A few of the commandments aren't drivel. I agree with:

Honour thy father and thy mother:
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not commit adultery

The rest are meh for me. I know what's right and wrong, I have morals. I don't happen to believe in god either, so alot of those are majorly irrelevant. The commandments themselves aren't what I was calling drivel though, it was the punishments, which I find stupidly extreme and the wording quite funny. Especially the part: '
In some cases you can keep the girls alive for raping' Which for me was a LOLworthy line. Who'd have thought God loved abit of rape?
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Default Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments - 12-04-2009, 05:34 PM

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[...]Who'd have thought God loved abit of rape?
That is not quite the spirit of the interpretation; it seems that The Lord had in mind the fact that the virgins would have no man to guide them through life, no father or brother to be able to sell them into marriage.

I’m sure even an atheist can see that this would create the most awful of social problems. Thus, by giving them work as concubines, their welfare is assured. A solution that has so many applications today.

(I feel it is explanations such as this that bring the most hardened heart around to praisuing The Lord of Hosts.)





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