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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 01-12-2009, 08:44 PM

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yes I know God says to discipline your children,I didnt say I didnt believe in corporal punishment ,but it should never be in the face and never within an inch of anyones life.........its just wrong,God says we should all be like children not act as children.you people act as if theres no love shown to women or children,can you show me where it says in the bible that women have no soul,because I am very spiritual and I can feel my soul inside,I am one of Gods beautiful creations and should never think less of myself,You too are beautiful in Gods eyes.there is a difference in discipline and violence............Mayangel67 Why do you judge so harshly,I thought the whole reason for fellowship was to preach Gods good word not act as animals and name calling,I am just as much guilty as you people when it comes to namecalling and for that I ask forgivness from you all.....Mayangel67
We are happy to provide scriptural references for everything we say. It would be nice if you showed me the in the Bible where it says anything about what YOU think or where it agrees with your opinions, because you are wrong.

Do women have souls? Probably not. This report is from May, 2000:

Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Fred Neiman, announced findings related to his research into the female soul early this week. "The absence of either salvation or condemnation for women finds extensive support in the Word of God." He reported. "Jesus said that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9), God determined that men would be lonely living alone, so he created women purely to keep men company and serve their needs (Genesis 2:18-22). Women are therefore completely subordinate to men (1 Corinthians 11:3). It stands to reason, though, that once men enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they will be one with God, and will no longer be lonely and in need of mortal companionship. Thus, the reason behind having women will no longer exist. Women, like the members of the animal kingdom, will fall by the wayside." Dr. Neiman went on to say that, "once men reunite with their maker, they will no longer be burdened with the care of women. After all, women were inferior creations from the start. Women are fond of self-indulgence (Isaiah 32:9-11). They are silly and easily led into error (2 Timothy 3:6). They are subtle and deceitful (Proverbs 7:10; Ecclesiastes 7:26). They are zealous in promoting superstition and idolatry (Jeremiah 7:18; Ezekiel 13:17, 23). And they are active in instigating to iniquity (Numbers 31:15-16; 1 Kings 21:25; Nehemiah 13:26). It was the inherent weakness of women that led them to be deceived by Satan (Genesis 3:1-6; 2 Corinthians 11:3; 1 Timothy 2:14). Consequently, women were cursed from the start (Genesis 3:16). There is simply no room in heaven for such flawed and inadequate beings."
Pastor Deacon Fred warned the congregation that there was no reason to be alarmed. "Dr. Neiman's conclusions still need to be formalized," he assured. "I am certain that our team of religious experts will find some way around these Scriptures." Some of the women present were visibly shaken by the report. A teary eyed Sister Taffy Crockett said through choked sobs, "I've heard of colored women not having souls... but me? NO! This is outrageous!"
Pastor did have some comforting words for the ladies of Landover. "I personally want to assure all female members of this church that until we examine Dr. Neiman's research to our complete satisfaction, consider yourselves saved."


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Red face Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 01-12-2009, 08:52 PM

Nobar,in todays society no marks should be visable,when I was a child if I sassed my father or mother I would be on the floor holding my cheek,that is probrably why to this very day I would never disrespect my parents,it is also true that kids now a days do not have the respect we all did when we were children.I still believe that you should not beat someone nearly to death......I'm not perfect I too have layed my hands on another,in self defense and yes my son had spankings when he was young ,but I also raised him to be a Gentleman.It was hard for me,as I am a single mother and had to raise him alone ,but I am stronger for it and stronger too for all the negetive things that have happened in my life,Im 41 and have been thru more than most people but I feel God has blessed me too and has made me stronger.have you ever heard the story about the crosses we carry,about the man who went into the store and said his cross was to heavy a burden to carry and he wanted a new cross, in the end he picked the very cross he walked in with,because God does not give us more than we can carry,so I am happy to carry the cross I carry because Jesus carried his and died so we could all be forgiven of our sins......mayangel
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 01-12-2009, 08:55 PM

Whenever my wife Delores gets "lippy," I'll whack her around a little bit until her morale improves, just as God instructs. To be sure, she rebelled against this when we first got married, but now we have the cleanest tile grout in the state.
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 01-12-2009, 09:05 PM

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if what you say is true ,than how can a women even go into heaven? there are women on this site and it says they will enter into glory and be on the Right hand side of God,how if they have no soul? if a woman has no soul why would she even want to live? do you men even love these women?in a previous post I believe it was nobar who said that if it came down to science and the bible,science would be thrown away and disregarded.So how then can you believe a scientist of God to say that he suspects women have no souls,but he is not sure,and will get back to you when he knows for sure,science is wrong we did not evolve from monkeys,we came from adam and eve.God made us from dust of the earth and if adam was made from the dust of the earth so too was eve,she is a part of adam right?are are born of dust and dust we shall return when we die........Mayangel67
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I'm not going to read any of your posts until you learn how to write like a normal human being. You're old enough to know how to punctuate properly. Until then, I've had it with your rambling on an on. Are you typing this on your cellphone? Some capitalization would be helpful, too.


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if what you say is true ,than how can a women even go into heaven? there are women on this site and it says they will enter into glory and be on the Right hand side of God,how if they have no soul? if a woman has no soul why would she even want to live? do you men even love these women?in a previous post I believe it was nobar who said that if it came down to science and the bible,science would be thrown away and disregarded.So how then can you believe a scientist of God to say that he suspects women have no souls,but he is not sure,and will get back to you when he knows for sure,science is wrong we did not evolve from monkeys,we came from adam and eve.God made us from dust of the earth and if adam was made from the dust of the earth so too was eve,she is a part of adam right?are are born of dust and dust we shall return when we die........Mayangel67
I asked you before for Chapter and Verse. Your opinions and beliefs are what SATAN created for you, not what the Bible says. In fact the Bible says only 144,000 males, uncorrupted by laying with women will go to heaven. Period.

Read Genesis, Chapter 2. God breathed life into Adam, but made Eve as a 'helpmeet' out of Adam's rib. God didn't breathe life into Eve, He made her out of a living being. But Eve didn't get Adam's soul; he kept it. So Eve had no soul. You will all return to dust when you die and we will miss you in Heaven. But you were invented as temporary help and to bake new soldiers for Jesus' return. There was never a plan for you to be Saved™.

By the way, do you know WHY Jesus will return and what he will do? He will return to start Armageddon, the final battle. The rivers will run with blood and all mankind will be stung by scorpions and slaughtered. Except us.


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i am really shocked like seriously where in the bible says that men should beat up women? and if women has no soul how can a born baby boy have a soul too?
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 01-12-2009, 09:25 PM

Nobar,Suit yourself,but its not very christian like to not talk to me just because you do not like the way I write or spell.As I said before,I am not perfect,no one is.I do however have another question,I was born a premature baby,weighing only 4 pounds ,I did however come out with some defects,I was born deaf in my left ear.My question is this,what does God do with the handicapped?Even tho someone is deaf they can still hear the mighty voice of God when he speaks to us and God does indeed speak to me.I forgive you nobar for being so insensitive ,as I ask you for your forgiveness for being so rude and calling you names,I have no right to judge you or anyone else.I do not even know you......for all I know you could be a really nice man and if any of you knew me you would think I was a nice girl........Have a great day
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your not even worth my time right now!
Ouch. Considering that you're female unsaved trash, your time is utterly worthless, so I'm quite hurt by that.
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hey,do you people look to the heavens when beating your women...
No, I look at the woman I'm beating. If I was looking at the sky, I might miss and bang my knuckles on a sharp corner or something. You wouldn't want me to hurt my knuckles now would you?
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I have something to say,I am sorry if I offended anyone on this site,I lost my head because violence is wrong,war is wrong,God wants us to love thy neighbor as thyself,man or women,why would you strike down someone you love? I could understand if it were someone who was going to put a key in an electrical socket or a child who runs into the middle of the street,thats different ,but still you do not beat them to kingdom come.
Friend, your heresy is akin to sticking your immortal soul into the biggest electrical socket imaginable. Now do you see why Jesus needs us to beat you senseless?


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I do however have another question,I was born a premature baby,weighing only 4 pounds ,I did however come out with some defects,I was born deaf in my left ear.My question is this,what does God do with the handicapped?Even tho someone is deaf they can still hear the mighty voice of God when he speaks to us and God does indeed speak to me.
But you're deaf and mental, so I severly doubt you're even capable of being saved. If you do have a soul, it's headed straight for the Lake of Fire.


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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 01-12-2009, 09:29 PM

why are you so hateful towards women? I know in my heart and soul that women go to heaven and we do have souls.Your wrong,my soul says so and so does God.
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 01-12-2009, 09:30 PM

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i am really shocked like seriously where in the bible says that men should beat up women? and if women has no soul how can a born baby boy have a soul too?
GOD issues souls at conception. No need to waste them on women, so only boys get one.

Before we get to corporal punishment and how to sell your daughters, let's look at women's rights.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Isaiah 3:12
As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

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Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.


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why are you so hateful towards women? I know in my heart and soul that women go to heaven and we do have souls.Your wrong,my soul says so and so does God.
Yes, but since your soul doesn't exist, you knowing something with it doesn't count for much. Where does God say that unsaved retardeds go to Heaven?


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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 01-12-2009, 09:33 PM

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Do not assume you know who I am ,You do not.A true christian would not call me names or anyone for that matter.Men who beat their wives and are racist are COWARDS and have very small minds Thats all I have to say to you ,Friend.
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 01-12-2009, 09:34 PM

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why are you so hateful towards women? I know in my heart and soul that women go to heaven and we do have souls.Your wrong,my soul says so and so does God.
I'm wrong? I am reading from the Bible. What are you reading from that causes you to hate JESUS and deny GOD's Holy word?


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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 01-12-2009, 09:36 PM

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Do not assume you know who I am ,You do not.
I know that you're a) a woman, b) unsaved trash, and c) incapable of using contraception or bringing your son up to be heterosexual. What else is there to know?
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A true christian would not call me names or anyone for that matter.Men who beat their wives and are racist are COWARDS and have very small minds
Surely the true cowards are the cut-and-runners who want to surrender to uppity women? Women who miscook steak are a lot like the terrorists.


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Cool Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 01-12-2009, 09:40 PM

Aha!!! you just contradicted yourself,You just admitted I have a soul!! Praise the lord!!! it may be immortal to you but hey,its a soul nonetheless.Sticks and stones Brother Friend.
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 01-12-2009, 09:46 PM

Brother,I never burn a steak,I can cook very well and my son was born out of marriage. I know how to cook,clean and make sweet love to my husband,The difference between you and him is he knows how to actually appreciate a good woman when he sees one.Its a give and take world buddy,the sooner you learn that the better.That goes for men and women...........mayangel67,the best cook ever,according to my husband and he and I have been together over a year now.Praise Jesus!
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 01-12-2009, 09:46 PM

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Aha!!! you just contradicted yourself,You just admitted I have a soul!! Praise the lord!!! it may be immortal to you but hey,its a soul nonetheless.Sticks and stones Brother Friend.
I must have missed that post. Want to point it out?


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