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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
06-28-2010, 07:24 PM
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Did you try the video yet? It only takes a minute.
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I tried it! I felt the insuline in my body.
But the next day It was back. I watched the video and it doesn't help anymore. However it did heal the bruise I had.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
06-28-2010, 07:49 PM
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I tried it! I felt the insuline in my body.
But the next day It was back. I watched the video and it doesn't help anymore. However it did heal the bruise I had.
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Friend I have to ask you a couple of things,
1.How much do you believe, The Rev. and Jesus aren't going to waste time on an unbeliever?
2. The Tithe- True Christians™ know there is no such thing as a free lunch.It's ''bring a dish'' at the Lords Table.
Haggai 2:8 The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.
Malachi 3:10 Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
06-28-2010, 07:53 PM
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I watched the video and it doesn't help anymore.
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That is very weird, there must have been a lapse in your faith.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
06-28-2010, 08:03 PM
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That is very weird, there must have been a lapse in your faith.
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I think it was me wearing gloves. Because when I touched the screen I had gloves on.
I think the power didn't got into me for 100%
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Friend I have to ask you a couple of things,
1.How much do you believe, The Rev. and Jesus aren't going to waste time on an unbeliever?
2. The Tithe- True Christians™ know there is no such thing as a free lunch.It's ''bring a dish'' at the Lords Table.
Haggai 2:8 The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.
Malachi 3:10 Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
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Don't even say such things! For me it is not even believing. It is how I live my life! Only Atheists say the word: Believe. Something which is the truth you can't believe in.
I will live and die for Jesus. Please don't even think bad about me.
I think it must have been the glove I was wearing.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
06-30-2010, 07:32 PM
What kind of gloves were you wearing? What color did they have?
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
06-30-2010, 09:30 PM
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What kind of gloves were you wearing? What color did they have?
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These big garden gloves.
Only then the yellow was red, and the green was black.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
06-30-2010, 11:18 PM
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These big garden gloves.
Only then the yellow was red, and the green was black.
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Aren't those called ''lineman's gloves'' for working on high voltage lines? you could be right about it being a problem.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
07-01-2010, 06:10 PM
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Due to some intense activities with Mrs. King lately my back was hurting really bad. Your video cured that instantaneously! On behalf of my wife and me, thank you Jim!
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Well how do you like that, good old Al takes advantage of the curing power provided by Rev. Jim, and does not have the common courtesy to send one red cent as a way of saying thanks. Thieving nigra's each and every one.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
07-01-2010, 06:37 PM
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Well how do you like that, good old Al takes advantage of the curing power provided by Rev. Jim, and does not have the common courtesy to send one red cent as a way of saying thanks. Thieving nigra's each and every one.
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On the bright side nobody will be able to say Rev. Jim is a racist (now).
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
07-01-2010, 06:48 PM
Folks, this is for real. I once saw Rev. Jim and Jesus heal a double amputee by a laying on of hands! Watching that poor soldier who had lost his legs defending our country in Iraq, get up and walk again, well, I'm no homo, but it brought a tear to my eye.
It's a real shame that I used the wrong lens on my camcorder that day and the video came out so blurry. I would have loved to have shared that beautiful moment with the world.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
07-05-2010, 09:40 AM
Sweet Lord! Put a warning on that! I just sat down with a lobster dinner and opened this thread. The damn lobster started moving around on my plate, snapping his claws at me! He is now down the hall tormenting my cat!
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
07-05-2010, 09:43 AM
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Sweet Lord! Put a warning on that! I just sat down with a lobster dinner and opened this thread. The damn lobster started moving around on my plate, snapping his claws at me! He is now down the hall tormenting my cat!
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The wife missing for 6 hours and you are sitting down in your trailer with a lobster dinner in Iowa. That is what the police sometimes refer to as a lead.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
07-05-2010, 10:15 AM
The Lord will lead her back if she is still alive eventually. Ever let a cat out and it is gone so long you figure it went off to die, but then returns skinny, tired and mangy? I am sure that is what will happen with the Mrs.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
07-05-2010, 10:37 AM
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The Lord will lead her back if she is still alive eventually. Ever let a cat out and it is gone so long you figure it went off to die, but then returns skinny, tired and mangy? I am sure that is what will happen with the Mrs.
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better safe than sorry esp. if their is an insurance policy involved.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
07-05-2010, 07:19 PM
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Aren't those called ''lineman's gloves'' for working on high voltage lines? you could be right about it being a problem.
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Actually I used them for making a electric fence around the house.
I got some problems with my wife.
Its gone now my Diabetes, thanks to the lord!
I trust it for 100%, I won't be taking any insuline anymore!
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
07-05-2010, 08:09 PM
I'm excited that everyone has been cured of their inflictions! I'd really like to hear the naysayer atheists explain that away!
Also, thank you for the generous donations. My ministry is currently purchasing a brand new Gulfstream jet so we may spread the Word of God more efficiently. I'm also in need of some new custom-tailored genuine Italian virgin wool suits because as God's personal representative on Earth, I have to look my best.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
07-06-2010, 02:19 PM
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I'm excited that everyone has been cured of their inflictions! I'd really like to hear the naysayer atheists explain that away!
Also, thank you for the generous donations. My ministry is currently purchasing a brand new Gulfstream jet so we may spread the Word of God more efficiently. I'm also in need of some new custom-tailored genuine Italian virgin wool suits because as God's personal representative on Earth, I have to look my best.
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Rev Jim, I have the suits covered. I just sent a check for 25 large to your tailor. Dont forget the shirts and shoes.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
07-08-2010, 07:32 PM
Glory to our Lord! I am here to bear witness to the miracle performed on me today by the loving Reverend Jim Osborne. I reached out to the Landover Baptist Church this morning in my time of great need, and almost immediately was exorcised of my demons by Rev. Osborne. My story is here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46216 but to make a long story short, I suffered a mighty injury to my head and the demons came in and turned me into a lazy, unfit wife. My spiritual master, Jesus, and my earthly master, Mr. Baiter, were disappointed in me.
I scooted across the carpet this morning (I'm still a little off balance from the accident) in my shift dress and socks, and when I touched Reverend Osborne's face on the computer monitor, there was a mighty CRACK of healing and a flash of blue light, which I assume was those demons taking off!
Praise the Lord for my cleansing! Now I'm headed off to make a PROPER pie for Mr. Baiter.
In His Love,
Mrs. Baiter
Hosea 14:4 I will heal their backsliding, I will love them freely: for mine anger is turned away from him.
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
07-17-2010, 06:07 PM
LoL ur lame...
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more! -
07-17-2010, 06:23 PM
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LoL ur lame...
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Isn't it nice to see another example of the superior intelligence of the atheist?
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