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What is Freehold, Iowa like? thread -
05-06-2008, 03:35 PM
Many of out visitors ask what is Freehold, Iowa like. I would like to share our impressions of Jesus favorite Hearland American city here. Let all of us who are lucky enough to live in Freehold give witness to why it is the best Christian community.
For me Freehold is where those with true American (as in United States of America) virtues (and blood) live. To be live in Freehold is to possess innate goodness found nowhere else on Earth. The actions of such folk are beyond critique. These are, farmers on family farms, who cannot tell a lie, working from sun-up to sundown, where there are no gay people, no liberals, no minorities, no greedy unions demanding handouts from their employers, no Jews with their effeminate intellectual sophistry and snarky satire, or Muslims with their swarthy strangeness and hatred of our freedoms, or agnostics or atheists with their inability to tell right from wrong, where they mock the idea of government-funded education and health care, and no one ever questions authority.
You see, for me Freehold is as close as we can get to paradise on earth.
God Bless,
BJ Tabor.
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Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred -
05-06-2008, 03:39 PM
Freehold, Iowa is a wonderful place. Imagine a place full of quality, worthwhile people. There are no scungy, homeless people walking down the street, because Jesus provides for us all. Everywhere you look there are reminders of Him. It's absolutely wonderful. The only downside is, when the rapture takes place, some people won't notice the difference.
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Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred -
05-06-2008, 06:13 PM
Yes, Freehold is a little slice of Heaven on earth. A place where a lady can wander in her gardens without fear that some crazed person will try to lay unclean hands on her; a place where the food is plentiful, the water and air are pure, and the words of our Lord are almost audible in the song of the birds as they wing their way between the beautiful, blossoming trees. A place where there are the fewest DEMONS per capita than anywhere else on earth.
If home is where the heart is, then Freehold is my home in the truest sense of the word. GLORY!
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred -
05-08-2008, 05:19 PM
Freehold is the absolute most beautiful city in Iowa, if not the entire upper central Midwest. Freehold's official motto is: "City of the Future." I don't much care for that deliberately non-secular official motto, but it is a very pleasant, friendly town. You might hear people from neighboring towns like Storm Lake and Ogdenville disparage Freehold as "Strip Mall Hell," or "Wacko Town," or "Churchyville," or "Freakhold," or "Fundiehold," or "Fakehold," but I chalk that up to stupidity, jealousy, or The Athiestic Agenda of Death.
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Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred -
05-08-2008, 05:30 PM
One must praise the competency and efficiency of the town's municipal works dept. Detailed pothole reports can be made via google maps and a cellphone. They are usually fixed within 48 hours.
I also appreciate the abundance of parking despite the lack of parking meters or restrictions.
NHO (neighborhood only parking) stickers make keeping our streets clean so much easier now. If there is a strange car without a sticker outside of my house, all I need to do is make one call and the car is towed away.
Praise, Freehold!
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred -
05-09-2008, 04:31 AM
Wow, Where do I start?
I'll start tomorrow. Today, I'll say this:
It's a good place to raise a boy.
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