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Default Lightening Strike Near White House - 08-05-2022, 01:02 AM

We know that God is perfect, of course. But are angels capable of faulty follow through?

Four people are in critical condition from a lightening strike near the White House. But Biden himself was not struck. I'm not sure what to make of this. Is God letting Biden off (for the time being) with a warning? It's worth noting that there were no near misses of God's wrath on the White House while Trump was in office.


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Default Re: Lightening Strike Near White House - 08-05-2022, 01:27 AM

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We know that God is perfect, of course. But are angels capable of faulty follow through?
Four people are in critical condition from a lightening strike near the White House. But Biden himself was not struck. I'm not sure what to make of this. Is God letting Biden off (for the time being) with a warning? It's worth noting that there were no near misses of God's wrath on the White House while Trump was in office.
That's a powerful piece of news, Sister Handy. I don't see how we can avoid the conclusion it was God sending a message to Biden and the White House. Like you though, it is confusing to me it did not hit the White House directly. I think we need to keep in mind the liberal vote victory in Kansas. God has to be angry.

Maybe when we learn who was hit by the lightening, we will understand better what God was thinking.


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Default Re: Lightening Strike Near White House - 08-05-2022, 03:15 AM

This sounds like a warning shot from God, but we won't be certain until it starts raining frogs in Dupont Circle.


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Default Re: Lightening Strike Near White House - 08-06-2022, 10:00 AM

I hope he doesn't get hit by lightning, that might jump start his old ticker. Last thing we need is the corpse getting reanimated.


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Default Re: Lightening Strike Near White House - 08-06-2022, 11:10 AM

GLORY! Three of the four persons struck by lightning have died, either joining the Lord for an eternity of bliss or down in Hell suffering in unending and unimaginable torment. Every now and then, God needs to kill a few of us as a sign of His great power, lest we stop fearing Him. Thank you Jesus for this wonderful reminder of your dominion over us!


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Default Re: Lightening Strike Near White House - 08-06-2022, 02:36 PM

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GLORY! Three of the four persons struck by lightning have died, either joining the Lord for an eternity of bliss or down in Hell suffering in unending and unimaginable torment. Every now and then, God needs to kill a few of us as a sign of His great power, lest we stop fearing Him. Thank you Jesus for this wonderful reminder of your dominion over us!
It vindicates the wisdom of Trump when he canceled a trip to honor fallen soldiers due to rain. Dangerous. Smart.


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