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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-04-2011, 05:51 PM

pot is not a chemical delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol that is what give you that high and who says my medicatioon isnt natural
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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-04-2011, 05:51 PM

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To speak math?
I know Im hungry...hmmm tired as well.
Pot is not a chemical, pot is a plant that God has put on the earth, so Im thinking God condones pot, would probably condone cigarrettes as well however with so much man made chemicals added I highly doubt it. Pot is all natural on the other hand.
Hemlock, belladonna, and opium are also all plants. How about you go do a bunch of that while you are at it. The more the merrier.

As a matter of fact, he also made scorpions, black widows, and great white sharks. Maybe you should play with them based on your rationale.


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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-04-2011, 05:51 PM

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To speak math?
I know Im hungry...hmmm tired as well.
Pot is not a chemical, pot is a plant that God has put on the earth, so Im thinking God condones pot, would probably condone cigarrettes as well however with so much man made chemicals added I highly doubt it. Pot is all natural on the other hand.
God put poison oak on the earth too. Why not pack a bowl of that and see how it goes?

Use the brain He gave you and give up the weed before you become gay

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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-04-2011, 05:51 PM

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That is a blatant lie. There are more naturally occurring carcinogens, more tar, more fragmented aromatics in marijuana smoke than tobacco.

Never mind every other problem with marijuana. Overall, it is at least 10 times worse for you just on a smoke to lung effect.

Stop spreading your lies.
It also makes you a raging homogaysexual - Marijuana Makes You Gay

Edit - Brother Porter was quicker to make this excellent point than I. However I don't think it hurts to highlight the point.


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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-04-2011, 05:56 PM

Pot makes one gay?
Ive had some of the best sex while stoned on pot!! Really strengthens a relationship
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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-04-2011, 05:57 PM

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unfortunatly i was born with a brain that works too fast for my body to keep up i must medicate but seeing as being medicated keeps me awake at night i prefer to be unmedicated before i go to bed punctuation takes tooo long i lose my train of though sorry but thats how i was made be it by evolution or how your god made me
That is a lie. Even Stephen Hawking, arguably one of the smartest secular scientists in the world can get his cursed body to agree with his mind. Stop using your lame excuses.

If punctuation takes you too long, there is no way that you could keep up with the notation of advanced mathematics. Can you even do Riemann sums? I doubt it.


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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-05-2011, 03:12 AM

hahahahahaha you think i cant do integration so sad i mean there are better ways of finding the area under the curve than counting rectangles why not integrated properly or if thats too hard use trapezoids
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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-05-2011, 04:41 AM

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You are probably missing nothing. Just like I'm not missing anything and therefor do not feel a need for believing in god.

If I'm happy with my life as it is now, why should I change it?
Because all unbelievers like you will be cast into His Lake of Fire for unending torture.
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my life is about knowing as much as i can about the universe and having as much fun as possible until i die and i am dead forever when my conscience has dissipated
So, if you're so intelligent, God-mocker, why can't you even spell "consciousness"? Or figure out how to work a SHIFT key? Or write a coherent sentence?
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you can say what you want but that doesnt change the truth now does it but proof changes things you use my bad english skill to make me sound bad
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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-05-2011, 04:49 AM

As an agnostic I can tell you that you don't need to believe a fiction novel in order to lead a fulfilled life....
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hahahahahaha you think i cant do integration so sad i mean there are better ways of finding the area under the curve than counting rectangles why not integrated properly or if thats too hard use trapezoids
Integration is easy. Reiman sums are a bit trickier. I would like you to write a proof for me using Reiman sums and partial derivatives showing how a scatter plot relates to its best fit line.

If you can do that, then I will open my mind to the possibility that you are not a liar.


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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-05-2011, 02:27 PM

i would if i could put such a thing on this forum but either you cant have the neccarcary symbols or i do not have the knowlage of how to put them into this.
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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-05-2011, 02:34 PM

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i would if i could put such a thing on this forum but either you cant have the neccarcary symbols or i do not have the knowlage of how to put them into this.
Clear sign of an atheist, always blaming others for your mistakes.

This is how you do it:


Also want proof?


As always technology is on the side of those who are with God!


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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-05-2011, 02:36 PM

wheres the partial derivitve that he was talking about
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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-05-2011, 02:46 PM

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Because all unbelievers like you will be cast into His Lake of Fire for unending torture.

Really?

So, if you're so intelligent, God-mocker, why can't you even spell "consciousness"? Or figure out how to work a SHIFT key? Or write a coherent sentence?

No, you make yourself sound like a retard. You're doing a bang-up job of it, too . . . I'm convinced!
I do not mean to sass and hope you do not consider me as doing so as I just wanted to point out that Conscience and Consciousness have two entirely different meanings.

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wheres the partial derivitve that he was talking about
Waiting for you to stop being lazy and to start doing your own homework...


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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-11-2011, 05:27 AM

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wheres the partial derivitve that he was talking about
That was your task. Bob has not made claims that he thinks too fast to use proper American and its punctuation.

Try again.


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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-23-2011, 09:53 PM

The only motivation I need in life is my desire to make the world better for everyone, you included.
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Why do you want to do that? God will destroy it soon. Sounds like you want to thwart the Will of God.



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Why do you want to do that? God will destroy it soon. Sounds like you want to thwart the Will of God.
Amen!! God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - 05-24-2011, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Amen!! God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth.
Pastor, I thought it was more than a third of the people o.o
I'm not trying to correct you or anything, I just want to make sure I'm not confused

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