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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-01-2014, 10:05 AM
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I was simply stating the fact that a women should never question a man's intentions!
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You've been given a little more time between posts so that you can consider your words more carefully. Please use that time wisely.
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-01-2014, 10:08 AM
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As I matter of fact, I did not understand the question. And as a woman you should not talk back to me, a man
Or would you like me to give you a beating?
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-01-2014, 10:10 AM
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You've been given a little more time between posts so that you can consider your words more carefully. Please use that time wisely.
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-01-2014, 10:17 AM
I'm so disappointed in you Lea. I really thought you had begun to turn the corner and there was still hope for you. Alas, I think I was wrong
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-01-2014, 10:52 AM
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You're a fag...
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Listen, heathen! You will use a respectful tongue when speaking to True Christians, you're betters!
Is this behavior worth burning in HELL over?
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-01-2014, 11:17 AM
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I'm so disappointed in you Lea. I really thought you had begun to turn the corner and there was still hope for you. Alas, I think I was wrong
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05-01-2014, 11:30 AM
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Listen, heathen! You will use a respectful tongue when speaking to True Christians, you're betters!
Is this behavior worth burning in HELL over?
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-01-2014, 11:33 AM
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Fag alert! Take your gayness elsewhere
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I see you ignored my question. You know you are going to hell but you continue to act this way.
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-01-2014, 12:10 PM
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I see you ignored my question. You know you are going to hell but you continue to act this way.
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Are you God? I do not think so. Therefore you shall not judge me. If you continue to judge me the way God is supposed to judge me, shall it be you who will burn in hell rather than me!
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-01-2014, 12:24 PM
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Are you God? I do not think so. Therefore you shall not judge me. If you continue to judge me the way God is supposed to judge me, shall it be you who will burn in hell rather than me!
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That's odd. My Bible has A LOT of verses saying I should judge you and none saying I shouldn't. Could you provide some scripture to back this up please? Just so, when I go to complain about my faulty Bible, I have some evidence for where there has been a misprint. For the record I'm going off:
Leviticus 19:15
Proverbs 31:9
Matthew 7:1-5
Luke 6:31
Luke 6:37
John 7:24
John 8:7
John 8:15-16
1 Corinthians 2:15
1 Corinthians 5:12-13
1 Corinthians 6:1-6
Galatians 6:1
and many many others.
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-05-2014, 03:59 PM
This is sick.
Are you actually recommending that people should beat, humiliate and starve their children? Is this some outrageous joke?
On the other hand, if your parents did those awful things to you when you were children, no wonder you're such sick puppies. No one can withstand this amount of abuse and stay sane.
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-05-2014, 04:21 PM
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This is sick.
Are you actually recommending that people should beat, humiliate and starve their children? Is this some outrageous joke?
On the other hand, if your parents did those awful things to you when you were children, no wonder you're such sick puppies. No one can withstand this amount of abuse and stay sane.
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I'm not recommending anything: God is commanding EVERYTHING.
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-05-2014, 04:38 PM
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I'm not recommending anything: God is commanding EVERYTHING.
Yours in Christ,
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Last time I checked, it wasn't God who was writing hateful articles on the Internet.
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-05-2014, 04:50 PM
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Last time I checked, it wasn't God who was writing hateful articles on the Internet.
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Don't be silly. The articles we write aren't hateful. They're celebrating and sharing the Good News!
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-05-2014, 04:55 PM
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Don't be silly. The articles we write aren't hateful. They're celebrating and sharing the Good News!
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Can you please explain how is abusing your children (to the point of welcoming their death) good news? I really don't understand.
What I do is feel pity for your poor kids. And also gratitude that my parents didn't think that their God is commanding them to abuse me.
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-05-2014, 07:40 PM
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Can you please explain how is abusing your children (to the point of welcoming their death) good news? I really don't understand.
What I do is feel pity for your poor kids. And also gratitude that my parents didn't think that their God is commanding them to abuse me.
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I'd be happy to! You can read what I teach young parents about Biblically Sanctioned Parenting in this thread, Godly Parenting: Tomato Staking for Beginners.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-05-2014, 08:40 PM
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Can you please explain how is abusing your children (to the point of welcoming their death) good news? I really don't understand.
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How is a child being with Jesus in Heaven not good news?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-05-2014, 08:59 PM
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How is a child being with Jesus in Heaven not good news?
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Atheist "logic" just always contradicts itself, doesn't it?
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-06-2014, 03:34 AM
I see a contradiction in your logic too.
If dying and being with Jesus in heaven is good news, why do you all continue living? From your point of view, it should be logical to kill yourself, shouldn't it? And maybe kill everyone around you, because then they will be with Jesus in heaven too!
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Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
05-06-2014, 03:50 AM
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I see a contradiction in your logic too.
If dying and being with Jesus in heaven is good news, why do you all continue living? From your point of view, it should be logical to kill yourself, shouldn't it? And maybe kill everyone around you, because then they will be with Jesus in heaven too!
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Typical atheist logic, thinking mass murder is good thing. It's people like you who grow up to be Stalin, Mao or Pol Pot, they killed millions each. We Christians believe murder is usually wrong, because God forbids it in quite a few cases. We are the good people.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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